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the future is WOW posted:Just post a picture of Lena Dunham, it's the Jastiger signal. Awaiting my tribute.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 06:42 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:02 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Hi Jastiger I was wondering how you faired in the spooky gbs disappearance I'm glad to see you It was a tough storm to weather, but we're all here brother.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 15:33 |
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Deffo sounss like Withcer work. Be sure youre ready to pay and itll get taken care of
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 22:30 |
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Probably one of those things where if she makes it out, great, if she doesnt, great. Crazy story though.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 17:47 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Jastiger two thoughts: 1)where have you been and 2) whats the story with those cops getting shot in Des Moines? I've been around, man. Mostly in Games lately. The guy was a South lover who liked waving the confederate flag at black people. The loving South ruins everything and is trying to hurt my town and I'm mad about it. Hopefully the guy they got is the right guy and he is brought to trial. Its a sad day here today
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 20:43 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Ahh sad... Yeah my friend down there works near where one of them got shot so she was freaking out big time Oh yeah? WHere does she work?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 20:56 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I won't post it in public chat here but if I remember to buy PMs I'll tell you lol:bigtran: No worries, mang. It was pretty intense. By a school and other mostly residential stuff. Still waiting for my confession to show up itt
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 21:01 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I thought they were done buying you Sherman avs. Guess they just missed seeing em. I never recanted so I'm sure he's still mad.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 23:22 |
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loquacius posted:oh right, Putty wrote a confession claiming to be Jastiger but really he wants everyone to go to his Youtube channel Post it so I can sue for libel.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 03:57 |
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Its actually russian hacking but ok.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 04:23 |
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VanSandman posted:Isn't part of the appeal of tungsten carbide that it doesn't deform once set, but it does shatter with sufficient force? I believe thats the standard for removing the ring when it's stuck, too. Yeah. You could probably smash it with your hand or even drop it from a height. But to put pin point pressure on it like a hammer would do, just lol.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 23:08 |
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Darth Freddy posted:I had my first kidney stone over the new year and one of the things a doctor kept on asking was about my sex life and my wife's sex life. rear end in a top hat. Ah yes kidney stone or uti. Good cover.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 21:43 |
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Its not cheating. He doesnt even have on his wedding ring. Idiots.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 02:49 |
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The Management posted:He's also in a different zip code so it's cool. Lol if you havent used that line to get soke strange
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 06:31 |
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Professor isnt a rapist. Sounds like adults entering into an agreement.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 02:05 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Sounds like blackmail and abuse of authority. If you dont show up to work on time, youre fired. "My boss is black mailing me!!!!! Abuse, abuse!!"- fruit on the bottom
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 14:50 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:i used to think jastiger was good, given his opinions on the south, but he has now proven he is a terrible person. I am still good, just being IRONICALLY funny. The best!
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 18:22 |
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H.H posted:Wrestling fans are weird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9py4aMK3aIU
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 21:09 |
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When im inaugerated as president, SmashMouth is performing All Star.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 22:35 |
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Ive literally had that wrestling character thought about my wife and caricatures of her that way in a fantasy setting like wwe. Totally believable. Hell everyone at some point could probably relate.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 01:42 |
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Hard no. posted:Dear goon admirer, I think that I should thank you for being brave in articulating in what you think you feel, but that it is completely unwarranted, that I promise there is absolutely nothing special about me, that there are millions of women who wear leather coats and play with grease. It is nice that you think I am pretty, everyone likes to hear that. We all tell each other that openly in the pyf thread, because it is true, goons are beautiful creatures. This just makes me like you more. Edit: i bet this makes the anon confession goon like you more.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 05:53 |
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A southern nurse or....?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 21:57 |
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What would he face charges for?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 04:17 |
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How is it his fault they are auto approving things?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 04:21 |
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Makes sense then
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 05:27 |
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Police Automaton posted:You'll probably still get hosed but it will make it harder. The loving willbr harder?! Admit to everything, embezzlement goon! It will be harder hell yeah!
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 13:33 |
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You should never ever strike a kid. WWE style wrestling moves should be totally ok though. Give the kid an Attitude Adjustment and he will be proper. For real if that one is realx that 13 year old deserves serious punishment. Hell Id consider bringing him to work and making him apologize personally to the boss for messing with dads work. He should know better.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:16 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If I were that guy's boss and he brought his kid into work I'd punish him even more. Never import drama into work, just take your punishment quietly and get back to work. You would? I dunno. I guess if the boss already punished him harshley maybe he wouldnt take kindly to kiddo apologizing. But i think its a great learning opportunity.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 05:48 |
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How about this......promote him?
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 06:09 |
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Promote him for his initiative and acceptance of cultures.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 13:32 |
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Didnt i say several times to promote him? Jastiger wins again.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 00:10 |
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I wonder if non-indian hiring goon is in the SOUTH. But for real, there are serious reasons not to hire folks that don't communicate well.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 16:06 |
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Im Iowa. Literally. Suck it Deathzoners
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 17:33 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:a more elegant solution would have been to just not draw the map after a certain point. "What happened out east? nobody knows the fuckin apocalypse happened" Then he couldnt demonstrate the superiority of Iowa, so good map imo
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 21:27 |
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Lol if you cant eat for more than 30 seconds. Start slow and change patterns. Like if you're lifting weights repetitiously or doing push ups you can kind of flex different muscles to get the job done. Thats bad for work outs but good for more reps. Do the same thing with your tongue, go this way, then that way up and down then side to side to mix it up. Use your lips to supplement and dont be afraid to take a break at appropriate times to kiss on the thighs. And remember. Always eat the booty.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 02:46 |
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KomodoWagon posted:If you really consider this "buddy" a friend, you'll tell him right away. Cheaters are worthless and every second he's with her is a disgrace to himself. Look at this boring rear end motherfucker. Git on it goon, shes into you!
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 16:10 |
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Isnt the more granular measurement better for day to day stuff? Yeah? Fahrenheit wins for weather (not climate), and Celsius for everything else.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 19:21 |
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loquacius posted:all forms of measurement are inherently arbitrary How hot was this burn in Fahrenheit pls?
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 04:34 |
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Fartbox posted:I like small titties A correct post.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 13:19 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:02 |
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Hes safe. Im half black half white, wife is half Mexican half white and our daughter os blond hair blue eyed. He is safe to secure the future of his race
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 04:39 |