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Molested goon,quote:"you are just a manipulative person, and don't want to get better" This might be the most honest thing you've written. The reason people block you is because you are doing something that drives them away. You probably don't know what that is and are not doing it intentionally, but your judgement is not to be trusted here. Like others have said, therapy where you don't lie to your counselor is a start. When you decide to truly work on yourself, you will find that others are comfortable with you.
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Solice Kirsk posted:That dude either cheated on or killed Heather. If he cheated he would have just said that instead of being vague about it, and he wouldn't have had to block her friends because she would have told them it was over. Heather is definitely dead.
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Oct 8, 2016 15:39
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Hahah, I missed the part about him not getting dates. That's not actually because of your race, homes. Minorities are stealing our precious white women. The dumb bitches always go for bad boy types like those criminal darkies instead of a nice guy like me.
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Oct 21, 2016 17:40
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Ghost dad, what seems more likely: that your dead loved ones are haunting you or that your grieving brain is being unreliable? I'll spare you the guessing, it's the latter. Talk to a therapist.
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Oct 22, 2016 00:49
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Jim/jane has found a new religion. Whether it's god, veganism, crossfit, ron paulitis, or being a hypersensitive aggrieved minority, this is their life now. There is no saving this relationship until they extract themselves from this pit of awfulness. You should inform them that you will be happy to be their friend again when they have decided to stop being an rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 26, 2016 03:15
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The twist ending was a fantasy. She's actually shacked up with the meth dude and doesn't give a gently caress.
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Nov 2, 2016 17:14
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loquacius posted:I am beginning to suspect that we have been had That was the most boring fake confession of all time.
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Nov 4, 2016 16:05
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Solice Kirsk posted:Can't. They'll just tell me there's something wrong with me. "Sir, after analyzing the details of your case, we've determined that there is, in fact, something wrong with you. Here is a plaque commemorating this event. Please pay the admin on your way out."
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Nov 5, 2016 15:14
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Malpais Legate posted:Pussy is a terrible word. Pussy is great. What would be better?
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Nov 14, 2016 17:46
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Not a Children posted:You sound miserable. You do not have to live like this. Pretend I quoted this like 20 times because this is all that matters. Even if your wife isn't cheating, her life is a disaster and it will never improve. You need to admit that to yourself and realize that your life will be awful as long as you are with her. You may love her, but love alone is not sufficient to sustain a marriage. Marriage is about giving from both sides, and you are the only one giving here. You aren't in a real partnership and it's time you put an end to it.
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Nov 15, 2016 17:47
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Scholars have shown that belief in one conspiracy theory correlates to belief in others, even contradictory ones. That’s because conspiracism is a worldview, a method of analysis reinforcing a particular set of beliefs, rather than mere credence in one theory or another.
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Nov 19, 2016 17:41
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KomodoWagon posted:Anyway hey tinfoil goon how's about some links rear end in a top hat? Just saying "well you can google it" doesn't exactly lend tons of credence to your claims Links won't help anything. A hallmark of conspiracy theories, like other schizophrenic delusions, is that they are inherently unprovable. Shadowy groups are doing nefarious things that control our lives, remove our agency, and are ultimately responsible for our failings. No concrete evidence exists, and yet some enlightened persons have become aware of their plot. Of course these powerful groups never strike at the ones who are spilling their secrets, they are helpless to stop any idiot with a web browser from discovering how deep their conspiracy goes. And yet the rest of the world remains blind to their actions, choosing to remain ignorant while only you are sufficiently awake to see past the veil.
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Nov 19, 2016 18:19
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KomodoWagon posted:Thanks for saying what I said in like a trillion more words I guess Let me know if you have other ideas you need better articulated.
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Mad pooper: you say you couldn't afford to miss work but you are fine with infecting your colleagues. Maybe some of them can't afford to miss work either but now they have to because you're an rear end in a top hat. How about some consideration for those that have compromised immune systems and for whom this can be much more serious? If you're sick stay at home, just like your coworkers do which is why you aren't sick more often. Judge dredd: the first rule of murder club is you don't talk about murder club, so zip it. Also if you could murder the mad pooper that'd be great.
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Nov 21, 2016 15:47
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Hey free weed guys *secretly sells wife's milk to internet strangers*
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Nov 26, 2016 01:11
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Phone thief risking getting arrested and fired for $400. But stealing is totally justified because those companies are mean.
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Nov 26, 2016 17:21
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Improbable Lobster posted:It is morally good to steal from multinational corporations Should everyone steal based on their convictions?
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Nov 26, 2016 17:45
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Unclear on the butthole mechanics here
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Nov 27, 2016 22:50
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Plenty O Lentils! posted:podcast dude should get a lawyer and see what the smallest amount of time he can get away with doing is. just man up and do the time, and as far as the podcast goes, any publicity is good publicity. you guys will get a good bit of buzz when you come back or alternately, you can call in and do the podcast from jail. that could be really popular actually. op should tell us what he did. After enough time and not particularly serious offenses some states are willing to negotiate down a warrant to pretty minimal levels, such as a fine, restitution for damage caused, or even an apology letter. They certainly don't give a gently caress to come after you if you aren't a constant nuisance to them and they know you're not coming back willingly to do some jail time, so they'll take what they can get. Get a lawyer, see if you can settle it.
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Nov 29, 2016 05:59
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so hot topic autist fingered a 15 year old in his car, ghosted her, and is now afraid she's going to cry rape so he is sending a confession to the cops admitting he got busy with her. The gooniest of stories.
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Nov 29, 2016 18:25
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If you just keep staring at her boobs instead of her face sometimes you can't tell
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Nov 29, 2016 23:08
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We need a fake confessions that didn't happen thread, where people can post their confession fiction and then be accused of it being poo poo that did happen.
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Nov 30, 2016 16:41
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quote:My boyfriend has recently gotten deep into conspiracy theories and it is probably going to break us up. He was a major Trump supporter for the past year or so, and started watching Alex Jones on youtube because of this. That was the start of the problem, and since then he has gotten progressively more paranoid with each passing week. Sever. Find yourself a new man that rejects hateful ideology and paranoid delusions. This one is lost. quote:my sister and brother-in-law had weighted-companion-cube-themed shotglasses as wedding favors (in 2011) and I came down the aisle to Downstream from the Braid soundtrack. Also sever
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Nooner posted:what is the diff between pansexual and bi? Bi is like "I'll sleep with men and women" Pansexual is like "uh, actually gender isn't binary and also fluid and attractions aren't limited to the ones that you define, and furthermore,
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Dec 1, 2016 22:50
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Nooner posted:so pan is just a bi millenial. check. Yes, and if they ever mention being pan do a 360 and moonwalk out of there without engaging.
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Dec 1, 2016 22:59
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You gotta woo and court these bitches, really lay out a full romantic spread, spend serious money, and be a real gentleman until they have to gently caress you. Easier to just spank it to anime.
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Dec 2, 2016 02:04
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Agent Africa, here's the bad news: you're probably in a depressive crisis. You are not going to be able to deal with anything at work or life because your anxiety is going to stop you from doing anything challenging. It's probably not going to get better by itself. You need: A counselor to diagnose you A psychiatrist to prescribe you medical leave and probably some antidepressants Several months of disability leave. It is NORMAL for people to have a hard time dealing with a bunch of bad things at once, and there is nothing wrong with taking time to recover from personal hits like that. By US law your employer (government or otherwise) is not entitled to the reasons for your medical leave. The hit to your career has already happened, you are just not acknowledging it yet. If you don't want to cause further damage you will take care of yourself.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:49
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Shayu posted:I do not think that sharing your romantic moments publicly means you are a narcissist. I never heard of someone proposing because they want attention, if they really want attention there are many more ways to get it without committing yourself to marriage. Seems a little harsh to make that kind of judgement. It isn't. This is just the classic knee jerk goon reaction to anything they don't want or understand.
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Dec 2, 2016 19:27
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Keep your dick clean, me mum always says
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Dec 3, 2016 16:02
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loquacius posted:My head says Tomb Raider, but my heart says Goro from Mortal Kombat in his banana hammock My money's on Chun li or doa volleyball
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Some people just buy into a stereotype and can't let it go, even if it is about a community they belong to. That can lead to a lot of shame and self loathing. Secret gay man, you know that you are not the "flaming queer" that you are disgusted by. Is it unreasonable to think that there are others like you? Maybe some of them don't like this kind of behavior or maybe they just don't care about it. You don't have to like "those people" to be gay and you don't have to be like them. Anyone that imposes that stereotype on you is an idiot or a bigot (including, currently, yourself). Don't let bigotry keep you from living your life.
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Pissing in a cup, the most dangerous game. If you have more piss than cup things can turn ugly.
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Who has more than 44 oz of piss in them Usually there is alcohol involved and the person's judgement of the appropriate cup size may be compromised.
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Dec 7, 2016 18:12
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Women have tits and sometimes they need to bend over. And maybe they're acting extra cool about it because they know you can feel them on your greasy nerd body and they're hoping you're not going to make it awkward by expressing the creepy thoughts that they know are in your head.
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Dec 8, 2016 04:18
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If porn is to be believed, all step children are loving. But seriously, it's apparently a very common occurrence for children brought together at an older age to go at it. So step-goon, it's over and you can let it go now. No reason for shame but also stop with the possessive thoughts or whatever. She's not yours to gently caress anymore, she's basically an ex girlfriend that you have to make nice with.
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Jose posted:i floss my teeth every day. boring confession i know You are secretly trans, seek therapy and also sever.
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Dec 9, 2016 10:31
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My boss had a glass eye. You gotta remember which eye to look at because they are never quite pointed at the same thing.
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Dec 9, 2016 17:43
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Not sure if this thread is tough love or just beating up on the emotionally retarded.
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Dec 9, 2016 18:31
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If you paid for the mold you should own it.
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Hardawn posted:"Thanks, me telling you this secret has been super cathartic for me* Finally an excuse to get an eyepatch and all the pussy that comes with it
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