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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Panfilo posted:

With guys that are Incels it sounds like they don't have a lot of female peers (not just friends, but relatives, close co workers, etc). Now these guys often claim they do (simply getting 'friendzoned' at every turn) but honestly if you had a decent amount of close female friends and peers then you aren't going to get all shy and goony if you were romantically attracted to a particular lady.

welp :suicide:

If I turn out like an incel, please shoot me

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Rush Limbo posted:

Words mean things

actually, we live in a society where words no longer have meaning

Nissin Cup Nudist
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loquacius posted:

I'm also a huge dork that will fall madly in love with the first woman that will touch my genitals

Is there some German word that means this? Seems like there should be

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Pfft, there's been maybe three real confessions in the entire thread. And I choose to believe they were the guy that hooked up with his weird PhD boss, the dude that wrote that 4 page love letter, and obviously the guy that tortures monkeys.

this is still my favorite one

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I got my first job when the company found my resume somewhere and cold called me

Helped that I lived 2 miles away, but still

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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loquacius posted:

lady

you are 42 years old

stop being 14 please

like, by your age you should probably know that this kind of fixation is not "love"

please don't be Varg

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I think Donald J Trump is the pissbitch

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Age liar, unironcially mentioning sperm jacking may be the reason you haven't had a girlfriend in 15 years

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Go get her, therapy man

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Anton Chigurh posted:

I want to believe.

same here

GJ therapy goon

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Shiki Dan posted:

I honestly believe that Vince McMahon/Donald Trump are the only real friend that each one of them has.

Vince McMahon and Dick Ebersol were really close friends before the XFL blew up, and probably still are despite that

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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HR jobs seem like relatively little work for decent enough pay. I've never worked at a place with HR so,

Y/N?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Snake one seems real cause who would make up a story about taunting snakes

Nissin Cup Nudist
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I'd vote for Dictator Bernie Sanders

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Trump voter, did you have no idea who Donald Trump was before he announced his candidacy? A good chunk of the country knew Trump was a legit con man, since, like, 1985.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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People: Go gently caress yourself

Duck sucking goon: hold my beer

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I work on the team that prepares videos like these for tv, and every single person who appears on screen, at least involved in a sexual act, has both applied and been chosen, with the proper steps taken to ensure that they are both of age and consenting. The amount they are paid is also documented.

A lot of the time, this is all captured on footage, which I help edit out from the final cut if it's not already done by the editing team, or I need to work with the raw footage for a re-edit.

Don't know why you put your ponderings behind an anonymous confession but there you go. I literally work for Reality Kings / Brazzers / Digital Playground / etc (the Brazzers network).

I thought you worked for Pornhub. Or are Pornhub and Brazzers under the same management now?

Where do people apply for that party stuff? RealityKings.com?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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The US routinely drone strikes civilians to death so :911:

Nissin Cup Nudist
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In-law goon: There's wrong with your sister-in-law. Humanity is pretty awful for the most part

Rest of everything, yikes

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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#NoLivesMatter

#Neitzche2020

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Ioquacious, post a fesh

Nissin Cup Nudist
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I guess I'm sorta like the PhD goon. Had better grades and am not that far removed from undergrad. Though my job has probably worse hours and people. I'm going to a PhD program that's not super highly ranked, but has the faculty with the research I want to do. Though I'll probably tap out for a MS halfway through. School is also paying me (about half what I make now) as a stipend.

I'm also moving halfway across the country to do it. Though a part of me thinks I need to get out of my corner of the country and live on my own for a while

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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How is a third party mailing compromising pics sexual harassment? If Carl sent it, that's one thing, but I'm not sure how you can blame him for something his Dom did?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Can I sue Dare for sexual harassment for when he inevitably posts goatse?

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loquacius posted:

How does it feel knowing that your child grew up to be lead singer of the 90s post-grunge band Everclear?

I like Everclear

Nissin Cup Nudist
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For the goon that dated Jennifer Lawrence, she would have dumped you when she got big

But did you see her butthole on Reddit?

Nissin Cup Nudist
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loquacius posted:

he needs to find a new therapist, but not gently caress this one

I think he mentioned his gf/shrink referred him to another therapist. Goon should also print out his confession and bring it to therapy.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Putty posted:

Give me her number btw

same, OP

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purple death ray posted:

Yeah those are mostly from reddit. If you want the good homegrown gooncels look for posts in that thread by N Pain, who is a Jon Pop rereg, Unholy Ghost, Benny Harvey, and Gatts

Im 90% positive Gatts had sex at least once. He was (arranged) married before

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Cant blame the guy for actually paying his employees, but the gig is up mate

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Lote posted:

Circus Circus is the poor man's Excalibur.

Somehow.

What are the good Vegas casinos?

Ive never been

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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5280 feet

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Incoherence posted:

A friend of mine in college had a glass eye (from some kind of childhood illness). We went to the local Renaissance Faire once (because we're loving nerds), and he wore an eyepatch and took out the glass eye. One of the Ren Faire people started giving him poo poo: "you don't really need an eyepatch, you're just faking..." He flipped up the eyepatch, revealing his empty eye socket. "...oh."

How did he take out the glass eye? Reach in from the front or try and shake it out?

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Post a new fesh

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Shave all body hair

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Republican Goon, if you have any sort of moral decency please switch parties. Preferably 20 years ago, but its never too late

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Dead gay ex goon, is the kid yours

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Panfilo posted:

I think as much as they claim otherwise, the average goon would end up being just as insufferable as Notch had they access to the same amount of wealth.

If I had Notch money, you wouldnt see me below my pile of hookers and blow

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Quality humble'brag from the sexhaver

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