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Panfilo posted:With guys that are Incels it sounds like they don't have a lot of female peers (not just friends, but relatives, close co workers, etc). Now these guys often claim they do (simply getting 'friendzoned' at every turn) but honestly if you had a decent amount of close female friends and peers then you aren't going to get all shy and goony if you were romantically attracted to a particular lady. welp If I turn out like an incel, please shoot me
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 20:45 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:15 |
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Rush Limbo posted:Words mean things actually, we live in a society where words no longer have meaning
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 00:21 |
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loquacius posted:I'm also a huge dork that will fall madly in love with the first woman that will touch my genitals Is there some German word that means this? Seems like there should be
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 07:46 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pfft, there's been maybe three real confessions in the entire thread. And I choose to believe they were the guy that hooked up with his weird PhD boss, the dude that wrote that 4 page love letter, and obviously the guy that tortures monkeys. this is still my favorite one
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 18:32 |
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I got my first job when the company found my resume somewhere and cold called me Helped that I lived 2 miles away, but still
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 16:30 |
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loquacius posted:lady please don't be Varg
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 17:46 |
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I think Donald J Trump is the pissbitch
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 04:04 |
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Age liar, unironcially mentioning sperm jacking may be the reason you haven't had a girlfriend in 15 years
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 17:54 |
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Go get her, therapy man
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 18:08 |
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Anton Chigurh posted:I want to believe. same here GJ therapy goon
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 04:03 |
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Shiki Dan posted:I honestly believe that Vince McMahon/Donald Trump are the only real friend that each one of them has. Vince McMahon and Dick Ebersol were really close friends before the XFL blew up, and probably still are despite that
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 17:19 |
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HR jobs seem like relatively little work for decent enough pay. I've never worked at a place with HR so, Y/N?
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 04:24 |
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Snake one seems real cause who would make up a story about taunting snakes
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 16:09 |
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I'd vote for Dictator Bernie Sanders
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 18:42 |
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Trump voter, did you have no idea who Donald Trump was before he announced his candidacy? A good chunk of the country knew Trump was a legit con man, since, like, 1985.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 02:43 |
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People: Go gently caress yourself Duck sucking goon: hold my beer
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 14:34 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I work on the team that prepares videos like these for tv, and every single person who appears on screen, at least involved in a sexual act, has both applied and been chosen, with the proper steps taken to ensure that they are both of age and consenting. The amount they are paid is also documented. I thought you worked for Pornhub. Or are Pornhub and Brazzers under the same management now? Where do people apply for that party stuff? RealityKings.com?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 20:37 |
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The US routinely drone strikes civilians to death so
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 23:04 |
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In-law goon: There's wrong with your sister-in-law. Humanity is pretty awful for the most part Rest of everything, yikes
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 02:50 |
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#NoLivesMatter #Neitzche2020
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 05:56 |
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Ioquacious, post a fesh
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 16:30 |
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I guess I'm sorta like the PhD goon. Had better grades and am not that far removed from undergrad. Though my job has probably worse hours and people. I'm going to a PhD program that's not super highly ranked, but has the faculty with the research I want to do. Though I'll probably tap out for a MS halfway through. School is also paying me (about half what I make now) as a stipend. I'm also moving halfway across the country to do it. Though a part of me thinks I need to get out of my corner of the country and live on my own for a while
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 19:34 |
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How is a third party mailing compromising pics sexual harassment? If Carl sent it, that's one thing, but I'm not sure how you can blame him for something his Dom did?
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 06:17 |
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Can I sue Dare for sexual harassment for when he inevitably posts goatse?
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 21:39 |
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loquacius posted:How does it feel knowing that your child grew up to be lead singer of the 90s post-grunge band Everclear? I like Everclear
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 14:18 |
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For the goon that dated Jennifer Lawrence, she would have dumped you when she got big But did you see her butthole on Reddit?
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 21:01 |
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loquacius posted:he needs to find a new therapist, but not gently caress this one I think he mentioned his gf/shrink referred him to another therapist. Goon should also print out his confession and bring it to therapy.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 20:35 |
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Putty posted:Give me her number btw same, OP
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 23:18 |
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purple death ray posted:Yeah those are mostly from reddit. If you want the good homegrown gooncels look for posts in that thread by N Pain, who is a Jon Pop rereg, Unholy Ghost, Benny Harvey, and Gatts Im 90% positive Gatts had sex at least once. He was (arranged) married before
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 17:30 |
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Cant blame the guy for actually paying his employees, but the gig is up mate
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 22:45 |
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Lote posted:Circus Circus is the poor man's Excalibur. What are the good Vegas casinos? Ive never been
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 23:24 |
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5280 feet
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 14:25 |
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Incoherence posted:A friend of mine in college had a glass eye (from some kind of childhood illness). We went to the local Renaissance Faire once (because we're loving nerds), and he wore an eyepatch and took out the glass eye. One of the Ren Faire people started giving him poo poo: "you don't really need an eyepatch, you're just faking..." He flipped up the eyepatch, revealing his empty eye socket. "...oh." How did he take out the glass eye? Reach in from the front or try and shake it out?
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 22:28 |
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Post a new fesh
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 22:35 |
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Shave all body hair
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 17:29 |
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Republican Goon, if you have any sort of moral decency please switch parties. Preferably 20 years ago, but its never too late
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 15:11 |
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Dead gay ex goon, is the kid yours
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 22:51 |
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Panfilo posted:I think as much as they claim otherwise, the average goon would end up being just as insufferable as Notch had they access to the same amount of wealth. If I had Notch money, you wouldnt see me below my pile of hookers and blow
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 01:46 |
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Post a new fesh
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 15:00 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:15 |
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Quality humble'brag from the sexhaver
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 22:25 |