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hell yeah but you forgot the thread tag dude
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 03:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:38 |
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dog shooty man: just ignore stray dogs that turn up on your property, don't give them attention or feed them and they will eventually move on to the next hick house
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 20:55 |
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Chances are the dogs do in fact have worms and fleas and all that stuff so your wife is right on that front. If stray dogs are such a huge problem in your state they're either maybe probably just on a whim here already part of the ecosystem managing the rat population or something.Dial-a-Dog posted:If your dogs liked the new dog it sounds to me like your wife got outvoted, dog votes count as half a vote for future reference i would not trust a man named DIAL A DOG bastard may be a dog in disguise
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 21:55 |
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sudonim posted:Isn't there widely available dog medicine for worms and fleas? Doesn't seem like much of a problem unless that stuff is somehow insanely expensive in spite of wide availability. why should he let the dogs get infected in the first place then buy ten billion dollar medicine
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 22:29 |
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never say anything it's not hard people if you need to tell someone tell your therapist or your dog or some plants
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 02:02 |
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Goon number one: I was believing this until I saw you were the bigger one of your homosex man marriage. Be the Bear that you are supposed to be and assert your dominance by scaring him even more by dressing as bigfoot or fake blowing up your house anything really. Goon two guy: Find a hookup and have dirty revenge coitus on all the trash bags you left outside for your wife to see when she comes to pick them up.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 05:19 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:also I'm not sure how having to search your yard for dogshit like a WW2 soldier would scan a minefield is any better than having a box that I can just dump in the trash and refill without thinking about it maybe pick it up when the dog poops???????????????????
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 19:20 |
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my dad had a cat they named Cat cause they didnt give a poo poo and it probably got eaten by a dog
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 21:56 |
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go see a dermatologist balls dude they will swab the area to culture to see if anything is actually there
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 01:38 |
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i wanted to see the Dare penis
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 19:46 |
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i once filled my apartment full of cadbury creme eggs
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 01:16 |
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:Ugh, please someone 'confess' to something funny every night i fill my bathtub with tons of these and just soak
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 00:27 |
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goblins are real and Donald Trump is goign to bed with a goblin
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 21:50 |
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she dumped him because of his lovely creative writing
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 19:49 |
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H.H posted:I should know, I took all of my twin brother's Latin exams for him. You shouldn't post this on the same page as a twin brojob orgy confession.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 20:17 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:hey guys i got an anonymous confession to my email!! here it is : god forbid discussion in the anon confession thread
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 21:08 |
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I used to pack all my stuff in my bag instead of use a locker in elem and middle school. One of my health teachers one year told me that was dangerous, but it was literally on the last day of school and he was otherwise a nut. I had scoliosis as a kid and had to wear a brace at night until i stopped growing in time for college. My spine is S shaped and that's a good prognosis so you could never tell it happened, but as a short man i had the potential to be a few inches taller, thanks Obama.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 16:48 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:You can unlock those with a rubber band. Why doesn't everyone have my knowledge of breaking and entering?! which confessions did you write
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 02:45 |
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Corn goon there are documented YouTube videos about corn shits If you eat corn and don't chew then yes you indeed poo poo only corn
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 19:35 |
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Zzulu posted:how do you inherit so much money that you don't even need to work anymore create minecraft and sell it to microsoft
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 18:15 |
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mr bucket whats your forum account
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 15:19 |
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can someone please pay big man tyrone 25 bucks to get him to say Get real beefy bitch he wont say swears though so i have no idea what else to get beefy as
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 16:56 |
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i wish i had the magic remote from Click just so i could shove it down Adam Saddler's rear end
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 19:33 |
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lemon-lyme disease posted:DOWN his rear end? Up I'd get, but this? normal people have their assholes located on the lower part of their body rather than the top
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 01:18 |
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Thats a spicee meatball
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 19:58 |
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you can never trust Frats
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 15:29 |
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you did nothing wrong witch lady, be sure to tell the story to everyone on your son's wedding day
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 17:31 |
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im a grown adult what do i do if i have a monster threat
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 19:37 |
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Urinals suck, you can never shake off the pee completely and the name Urinal Cake is very misleading
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 20:21 |
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In college a couple of people I knew started a fight club. It was actually just a ruse to beat the poo poo out of a nerd guy nobody loving liked while masking it as a social event to him. Good times. Also no I didn't partake but thinking back about that guy I should have.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 20:50 |
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alien/supernatural confession are boring as hell, hard to believe stop sending them
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 04:35 |
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aline guy i am goign to pee in your cereal every mornign for the rest of your life if you submit another confession
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 05:01 |
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Apple steals from people everyday by selling tech thats 10x worth it's actual value.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 20:05 |
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more confessions about conservative families please, the true aliems
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 06:47 |
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i don't care if you burned an orphanage or licked a million women to death, having a Patreon is scummy bullshit and you should be ashamed podcast man i hope some1 shoves a keemstar gnome up your arse
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 06:06 |
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maybe you should just stop posting in D&D pisspants postman of the n00b lagoon
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 02:13 |
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i'm more likely to reach for my elephant gun upon hearing "the cake is a lie" at a wedding rather than if someone came out gay tbqhimpo
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 18:12 |
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loquacius posted:You guys, the point is that they didn't make a big thing of it, they just had shotglasses with what appeared to be a cute heart box design on them and a throwaway line about companions underneath, and Downstream is an objectively beautiful piece of chamber music actually all nerds should be destroyed
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 18:53 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:i'm so confused can't we just put our dick where it feels nice to put it? maybe move it in and out a little? High heels are not that comfortable
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:38 |
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I main Hanzo in Overwatch. I am so good at Hanzo I get four gold medal every match and often get PotG with my Dragon Arrow Beams. Every time I slam pick him at the start of a competitive match someone tells me to switch off but I ignore them. I'm confessing this anonymously because secretly it hurts me inside and you can't get headshots with tears in your eyes.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 20:03 |