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fruit on the bottom posted:Are women who use Fahrenheit more likely to put out than women who use Celsius? Pshhhh I wouldn't bone a chick that uses Celsius. "Durrrrr it's 20 degrees Celsius better take off my sweater, durrrrr water boils at 100 degrees durrrrrrr". Like 100 degrees isn't even enough to boil water ya friggin metriod, your eggs or spaghetti are just gonna sit there all day and do nothing. 
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Why don't cops just train their children to grab the criminals? They can't get in trouble, can't prove the parents trained them to do it. Just train the children to grab the criminals nuts and then they get charged with rape if they try to file assault charges, and they can't prove the parents trained them to do it, especially if their commands are "hey don't do that" or something. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Dogsight is colorblind. You don't know that because you've never hooked up dog eyes to your brain buddy. 
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Jul 27, 2017 23:17
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We Know Catheters posted:Bats are mammals Pssshhh they got like, no tits. 
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Aug 10, 2017 14:44
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We Know Catheters posted:I don't know. Maybe go check.   All nips. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Aug 10, 2017 |
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Aug 10, 2017 14:49
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We Know Catheters posted:Next stop is golden showers. That man is too far gone on the piss train. Yeah idk pee on him and see if he gets a boner.
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Aug 14, 2017 00:56
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ReidRansom posted:I tried pissing out a pop-out window at the back of a van once as a teen and most of it blew back in all over the place Pop a spoiler on that bitch. 
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yeah I eat rear end posted:To be clear I'm not saying there aren't real addictions to things other than those things, just that people in general are too loose with the term addiction when they really mean compulsion or something like that. Like people will say they are totally addicted to watching TV but can function entirely normally if you take it away from them for a week. It's kind of like when people say they are gluten intolerant. There are so many people who claim they are when they don't even know what gluten is and are trying to fit in with a fad that the people with the actual problem get viewed the same as the fakers. Well there was a genetically modified wheat seed bank that the government forced subsidized farms to plant that posed a significant health risk to the general public, and instead of recalling the crop they suddenly invented an allergy that nobody had for the last 10,000 years but now people suddenly are allergic to gluten. See it’s not that the government was responsible for gross negligence that could have resulted in the death of millions, it’s not that the gmo wheat was killing people, it’s just that genetically inferior people are too pussy to take it.
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Oct 1, 2017 13:40
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why would you want to wear cargo pants? Nobody actually needs that many pockets. If you feel like you do, wear a backpack or something. I always crush my big league chew in my back pocket, and it’s not as cool as shredded bubble gum then. Plus I don’t want to put a bunch of wet stuff in my hip pockets.
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got any sevens posted:When you think about it, arent we all cousins, since we're descended from about 100 early humans All sex is incest. 
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loquacius posted:Yeah sure, why not Girls love takin shits man. Fact. 
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loquacius posted:The puppetmaster is mad at me because I pointed out he's two people so he emailed me a threat drat it’s like, now that he’s gotten mad at you for saying stuff about him that apparantly pertains to his passphrase you can probably just guess his passphrase. 
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maskenfreiheit posted:[extremely true detective voice] I’m like the puppet master of my own body or something but when my brain doesn’t work the way people want it to or think the thoughts they want it to think they claim I’m an alien or a demon or whatever crazy poo poo ex black ops guys think up in the mental institution.
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veiled boner fuel posted:Fuckin buttholes, how do they work? In with the meat, out with the skeet. 
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loquacius posted:hell, same The great part about speed is that plants make that poo poo to trick animals into thinking it’s sugar so they can use the energy to grow fuller.
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Turns out that yes, a 37 year old man is supposed to have hair on the sides of their calves. Thank you rear end A’NNO. 
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Tricky Ed posted:Realizing the staggering amount of self loathing that has been programmed into you is one of the toughest parts of coming to terms with being non-hetero/non-cisgender/non-binary. It's really really hard to recognize and then reject that much cultural inertia, and then rebuild a sense of self that doesn't include all of that structure that you didn't really know was built up in your psyche. For me it was more than a decade after I thought I'd come to terms with my own sexuality when I realized I was still hating parts of myself and trying to be "one of the good ones." Yeah I mean you definitly have to subscribe to victimhood as a lifestyle. I catch all kinds of poo poo for being a straight man. I think really every sexual orientation falls on that spectrum, what parts fit in what holes and god there’s accessories and toys and poo poo. But seriously like you said it’s better when realize you have to live as a victim because lovely poo poo happens. You can’t just be all like kapow! now I feel cool and proud and who i want to be and I know who and how I want to love.
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Nocheez posted:I mean this honestly: can you explain how? Some people are just intolerant of oure culture I guess. Like “hey straighty, why don’t you come out of the closet!” Or “if you weren’t gay yesterday I bet you are today” Or “well I bet I got the magic penis that’s gonna turn him gay, for I am the chosen one” Or “he has gay friends so he’s not allowed to be straight” All the way down to rape threats from burners and poo poo, etc. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 27, 2021 |
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Apr 27, 2021 17:52
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Splicer posted:I don't know what you're doing here but please stop. That’s poo poo I really go through. Why don’t those people just stop then I won’t have to talk about it when someone asks me a question and I give them an answer. Oh yeah I should add: people threatening me into silence when I talk about it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Apr 27, 2021 |
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Apr 27, 2021 18:26
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I believe this is satirical, but it’s still very bad posting Wow you’ve got a real special way of being human garbage.
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Bust Rodd posted:Lmao the oppressed straight white guy getting catcalled by gay construction workers is like a 90’s “subversive” SNL bit. Straight mixed guy. I’m not pureblood enough for the nazis on the board.
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Apr 27, 2021 21:42
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Play posted:ClamdestineBoyster has what seem to be legit and serious mental issues, in case y'all haven't seen them around Nobody fuckin told you you could speak on my behalf.
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Apr 28, 2021 04:03
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Clam's schizoposting gimmick has been going on for years. Hasn't beaten gangster computer god yet but that's a hell of a bar. Shine my boots, grunt. 
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Aardvark! posted:please stop clam. leave them be. there are more fertile waters than these With clams?! 
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Sagebrush posted:the way i've always responded when people start comparing pain is: HEY WEVE ALL HAD A TOUGH YEAR ASSPIPE (is what you say to both of them) 
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