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Dear Son of a GILF, Own that poo poo. Start signing up your friends to granny-bang sites and make fun of them for wanting some hot senior action. Sincerely, A man who grew up with friends who told me how hot my mom was. (I'm not microwave)
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Congrats on getting away with murder. Sorry about the tumor. Can't complain too much I guess.
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Jan 29, 2017 05:01
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Any other president and I'd agree.
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Feb 4, 2017 18:22
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Gimbal lock posted:Don't be so hard on yourself for what your son said, lazy piece of poo poo bad father man. He's 17 and angry. Angry 17 year olds saying hurtful things are throwing these out there because they are hurtful, not because they mean it. You're still in his life, which is better than many. Continue to do so and your relationship will heal. Yeah seriously. Still in his life? Not bad compared to a lot of fathers. Convince him to join the service.
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Feb 5, 2017 01:55
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Sjs00 posted:If he's still calling you 'dad' and not your first name or 'poo poo head' then you can still go lower. He could even be breaking your knees with a louisville. At 17 with him being 35 or so? That would be pretty sad.
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Feb 5, 2017 02:46
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I believe it only because how embarrassing the whole thing is. You wouldn't tell your other gun buddies that story at all.
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Feb 5, 2017 23:34
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If that's not a recipe for slaying mad pussy i don't know what is. "Yeah my wife died in a tragic accident and now I'm raising my daughter all alone". Hell I'd pity bang you.
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Feb 7, 2017 00:14
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Also Pam eating shellfish on the sub in archer.
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Feb 10, 2017 18:19
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You didn't rape her. At worst it was sexual assault.
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Feb 11, 2017 17:11
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Speleothing posted:Computer ghost goon has me wondering how the chair managed to leave the frame of a stationary webcam Fishing line lasso. Or ghosts.
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Feb 20, 2017 20:29
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Plenty O Lentils! posted:Seriously? have you ever had caffeine in the dosages they sell at gas stations, smoke shops, etc.? That poo poo fucks you up worse than even smoking or shooting up cocaine. The only thing I can compare it to is amphetamine. I can totally see it causing a miscarriage. Caffeine is no joke; it's just usually found in such small dosages like coffee and soda. Do you weigh under 75lbs? Like I understand how it could be bad for pregnant mom but I doubt she chugged the whole thing.
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Mar 8, 2017 20:30
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Meridian posted:Pretty much retired? That's code for still doing escort work.
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Mar 8, 2017 23:06
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I angry that my kids are growing up with Netflix instead of blockbuster.
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Mar 10, 2017 17:15
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Gynovore posted:Hahaha you tell us your last name and then confess to committing arson, way to go moron. (at least you would be a moron if this were true) I was assuming it wasnt really Lichten and was something else like "Aszburghler".
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Mar 14, 2017 01:10
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mfcrocker posted:If you're in a gay bar it's already assumed that you're a fan of the man, that's the literal entire point of a gay bar. Doesn't mean you don't look like poo poo though. I'm not gay or anything but the real gays would be in the back of the bathroom at the center stall marked with "GH" and a hole right above the tp dispenser. I hear it's a bit rough so be careful. So I've heard. Not gay.
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Mar 14, 2017 17:05
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I can understand how one could confuse getting caught 200 times killing drain babies as opposed to enemy combatants might get you sent home.
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Mar 17, 2017 16:52
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The Management posted:Yep, better get that dude from 20 years ago for loving a girl I've forgotten about. That will teach him to be an idiot teenager My high school girly cheated on me with some dude at a party. One of my very close friends walked in on it. She at least broke up with me before he told me and before we hosed again (I was out of town for a few weeks). Possibly I was the lovely boyfriend? Who knows, dont care. Jokes on her though. The guy she hosed around on went clinically insane a few years later and ended up taking a swan dive off the lighting fixtures of a very popular music venue in front of hundreds of people. You hosed a nut!
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Mar 17, 2017 20:02
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timp posted:idk dude that guy sounds pretty loving rad He's dead timp. I win! VVV I Actually hated him for a diffrenet reason than banging my dumb ex. He was a poacher and illegally harvested a lot of undersized, juvenile leopard sharks to make really bad shark jerky. Those little guys take a long time to mature and the jerky was nothing special. VVV Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Mar 17, 2017 |
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Mar 17, 2017 21:57
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Mom's a slut, so what?
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Mar 18, 2017 18:28
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areyoucontagious posted:Hey adventure goon: you're going to be eaten by bears. This is not optional. Do not force your wife and son to be eaten by bears as well. I'd say join the Navy Reserve but you are even too dumb for us.
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Mar 19, 2017 04:02
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Gynovore posted:
I joined up late in life, traveled the states and played Skyrim. Even had a family to go back home afterwards.
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Mar 19, 2017 04:16
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timp posted:What a great batch, a little something for everyone in those two Should be a little proud that your husband can pull physical trainer dick. Those guys are in high demand.
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Mar 22, 2017 05:39
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Mom and dad rotten, so what?
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Mar 23, 2017 03:14
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I was crying too much to recall if there was music.
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Mar 24, 2017 16:03
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Dogbrisket posted:Vampire room might have been funny but it went several steps too far. 3/10 would not read again. Totally lost interest after the plaster on the windows.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:10
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The writer is just doing underground marketing for his stoopid eBay listing.
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Mar 25, 2017 01:41
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First story is so boring it's most likely true. Second story? Girl? Furry? Yeah sure buddy.
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Mar 25, 2017 04:57
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First story about the Dad the Gun..... just imagine grandpa came over and realized the thing wasn't loaded when the dad started waiving it around and he stuck his own pistol his dads mouth, busting a few teeth, and suggesting he disappear. You should appreciate the pistol now. Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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Mar 25, 2017 16:03
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Yes?
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Mar 26, 2017 07:52
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limp_cheese posted:Wasn't there a fesh recently where some fat rear end pointed his desert eagle at a pimp and had it stolen when he pulled the trigger when it was empty? Best possible outcome.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:12
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Nooner posted:i wanna blast on a 
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Mar 26, 2017 22:09
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loquacius posted:I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for selling me their souls That's just your average 6 year old boy. Mine stabbed his twin sister with a pencil today and was angry with me for taking it away from him for like a few hours. My mom would have spanked the poo poo out of me for that. He gets a stern stink-eye and no screen time for the rest of the day. I'm sure he will turn out fine.
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Mar 26, 2017 23:01
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Nooner posted:your son sounds like a real human being Yes that's the gist of the story.
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Mar 27, 2017 01:58
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The sister already knows how small your dick is. She's not impressed otherwise she would have been all over it already.
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Mar 27, 2017 02:47
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Solice Kirsk posted:That was a bullshit probation. Oh I've seen worse.
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Mar 27, 2017 22:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well don't leave us hanging, why were you trying to have sex with a ficus? Sap is too sticky. Would not recommend.
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Mar 27, 2017 22:27
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55+ is the new 18. Whatevs.
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Mar 29, 2017 23:30
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Both these confessions are so lame they are believable.
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Mar 30, 2017 18:40
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The Management posted:Fat friend is going to go full MRA in a few short years. I watched this happen to a friend of mine and it was awful. And now we're not friends and I can't talk to him because he's a full on lovely person. The years of not getting laid and out of whack expectations stew into brew of anger and resentment that blows up against anyone who doesn't think they deserve to be hosed by any woman they want. See the incel thread for details. Holy poo poo I went sixteen years without getting layed but I didnt revert to some MRA wierdo, loving kids these days. 
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runupon cracker posted:You registered on SA when you were 1? I was an advance baby.  Shitposting came natural.
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