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Feminasty Slut posted:I get drunk and do satanic poo poo in the woods all the time and nobody cares. It's not 1982 any more.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My favorite thing is how oblivious cat owners are to how bad their home smells. Cats smell better than dogs close up, but a cat house 99% of the time smells a ton worse than a dog only house unless you are ultra-diligent about cleaning tge shitbox, and goons arent exactly known for diligence and general hygeine. Oh, Jesus. Every year I have about a dozen students that smell like a litter box and is one of the worst smells imaginable. I've had some in previous years that the smell is so strong it makes your eyes water up close and you can smell them 50ft across the shop area. Only kid that smells worse than them is a current student who bounces back/forth day to day from anime lover to thuglife (and possible future school shooter) that smells like month-old body odor, industrial cleaner and wood-burning oven.
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Professor Shark posted:IIRC that's the whole reason that Asperger's is no longer "a thing", right? Yeah, it's not in the DSM 5 that was released in 2012. However, don't bring it up with a Facebook obsessed, home-schooling housewife who's special little snowflake was diagnosed prior to that.
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Oct 6, 2016 00:59
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:"cooter" is good because it makes you think for a minute It just makes me think, "What did those Duke boys get themselves into this time?"
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loquacius posted:quote: All this and Hillary lost? Must be a rough couple of months. Also, second confession sounds very familiar either from an earlier incarnation of this thread or something.
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Rush Limbo posted:Words mean things Well, some mommy bloggers, stay-at-home Facebookers, etc. still loudly proclaim their kid has assburgers even though it was removed like 3.5 years ago when the DSM-5 was published so it wouldn't surprise me if random goon refused to believe it's a mental disorder.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:35
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Lodin posted:On average I piss around half a liter. I know this because our plumbing broke a couple of years ago so for a couple of days I used a piss bottle. Normally peeing in a bottle is a pain in the arse, something I quickly found out. The trick is to make a small hole near the top of the bottle to let out air while your dick and the mouth of the receptacle get a secure seal. When not in use just cover the hole with gaffa tape. You should post this in the "What are some lesser known frugal household living tips?"-thread. I'm sure there's at least one goon who would have their water shut off if they could piss more comfortably in a bottle and save the water money for video games.
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Dec 8, 2016 18:00
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Police Automaton posted:That's really always the core of it. I can't imagine a meaningful relationship with anyone younger than that. People below that age don't even know who they are themselves. My wife and I are proof it can work, but are more of an exception than the rule. One of my friend's brothers brought her to a party at my house and I assumed she was his age (25-ish) and later I found out she was 20. I thought what the hell, started dating and now almost 10 years later we're happy as ever.
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Robbery/mugging goon: My brother-in-law, who's the stereotypical black sheep of his family (drugs, can't hold a job, usually homeless because he'll pawn everything in your house), broke into my garage and stole an electric miter saw, circular saw, automotive battery charger and a few other things. A bit later, he stole a case of 1.75L bottles of various liquor for our wedding reception that was a few days away to trade for suboxone. I felt the same way about my house/space being invaded so I gave it some thought. Luckily he's also dumb and after putting up 3 Harbor Freight dummy cameras and a ADT sign out front, he never did it again. Oh, and clean your car out.
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Jan 3, 2017 17:06
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Sorry about your mundane existence, Gurf.
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Goon who's father died from complications of child birth, I'm sorry for your loss. I recommend you try another sport... Like knitting!
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Panfilo posted:So what, looking at porn makes him hungry? No, it doesn't make him hungry, but he spends a lot of time on Pornhub watching incest porn.
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bradzilla posted:If you're not paying rent and have 4 sources of income, what the gently caress are you doing? I'm guessing the confessor is frivolously spending on dumb poo poo like fast food and video games, considering her bf is working literally all the time. And yet she's blaming him, lmao Sounds like patreon time for anon goon.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, this is pretty true too. Maybe the next housing crash will fix things, but if the last one didn't do it I don't think anything will. This last housing crash is cool and good. I just sold the house I bought new in '02 and will be purchasing another similarly aged or newer house 1.5-2x the size for the less money per month. Just have to decide on which one. Maybe Jastiger could do the lord's work and lead a pilgrimage of millenial goons to Iowa where real-estate is cheap. He could feed them all from a single basket of chops.
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Good for you, Bill's kid goon. My wife's nephew is that kid. He's 8 now, but we used to get him on weekends because his dad is a dumb retarded homeless deadbeat that keeps loving 17-year olds, leaving them and then not paying support (3 so far) . The kid, though, had to repeat kindergarten, shits his pants, shits standing up on the toilet, shits all over the bathroom, gave us all pinworms because he's constantly covered in poo poo particles, etc. Once he walked out and poo poo in the middle of our kitchen floor and also poo poo in my wife's makeup. One day he greeted his mom as he got off the school bus by handing her a handful of poo poo that he had just taken out of his pants. When he'd spend the night, we'd wake up to him licking our legs or back after he crawled into our bed at some point during the night. I'm 99% sure I caught him licking our dachshund's rear end in a top hat twice.... who he also loved to hit and kick. Since he hit 5 or so he cries if you don't surrender whatever electronic device your using to him so he can watch YouTube videos of other people playing video games because he's literally too lazy to play them himself even if you have the exact game. He also can't ride a bike and rarely goes outside. He couldn't read a single word by 7 and has horrible hygeine including what looks like meth mouth because he refuses to brush his teeth. We quit getting him after one weekend when he told us he hated our 3mo twins and poo poo all over our bathroom again for the umpteenth time. Now his grandma gets him because she thought we were making poo poo up or exaggerating and is going to quit getting him because "precious only child of my son's I'll ever be a part of their lives" is exactly as we described. But when you grow up in a lawless land, I guess that's how you turn out. tl;dr: Bill's friend, good job. We have an unhygienic, illiterate, abusive nephew that shits on everything and also don't want our twins influenced by his animalistic behavior. Your kid shouldn't be subjected to that either sort of thing either.
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Osric posted:It sounds like this kid is autistic or has an intellectual disability. Fair enough if you're not up to caring for him but you seem to be describing a mentally retarded child as if he existed solely to spite you. That's not the case. No, he's been tested multiple times and they diagnosed him with is ADHD which his mom only medicates M-F to save money. He's also been tested by the special education department at his elementary school multiple times at the request of his mother and doesn't have any learning disabilities or at least not enough to get an IEP which I can tell you that in this area are a dime a dozen. He just lives in a dirty house with no rules where his grandparents beat their dog, has a revolving cast of housemates, and can poo poo in/on whatever he wants.
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Jan 28, 2017 03:09
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WampaLord posted:This was disturbing to learn when he was on the campaign trail, but it's my understanding that basically all Presidents sleep this little due to the demands of the job. It definitely took its toll on Obama. He went from cool young president to Morgan Freeman's slightly younger brother in 8 years.
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Feb 4, 2017 19:44
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quote:I just had to tell this to someone because that's the lowest I've ever felt in my life. Probably not as low as the day you paid  to join these forums. Just remember that the next time junior yells, "gently caress YOU, DAD!".
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I've known people that take them routinely even when in a committed relationship. Same type of people who share a Facebook account.
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Feb 18, 2017 22:47
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quote:I bought a drone. Really splurged and got a high end one. It runs quietly, I can control it really well, and it can stay in the air for about 2 hours without needing a charge. My favorite thing to do is to fly it around people's houses and check them out. I mentioned it runs quietly? Some people don't even notice it right by their bathroom window. Hey, goon try Clips4sale.com for some extra spending money.
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Mar 6, 2017 04:37
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Gynovore posted:Deaf pee goon: I'm guessing you have rear end Burgers. For some I-have-no-idea reason, quite a few aspernauts have a major hard-on for deaf girls. Deaf girls can't hear the autistic screeching.
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Caffeine: The gateway drug that leads to dead babbys and the reefer.
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Mar 8, 2017 17:25
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If some gay dude hit on me I'd just say thanks but I'm straight. Who gives a poo poo. How do people pick up others at bars in 2018 if hitting on someone is sexual harassment?
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Paging user, Bushman, to get a solid opinion on shooting animals on a farm.
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wesleywillis posted:Hell yeah, we just need a goon to try and confess that he's Goatse, or was one of the guys in Lemon Party. FAU or someone was doxxed and the culprits thought his name was Kirk Johnson.
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