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RFC2324 posted:he predicted he would be sending in a fesh before he went through the time portal Specifically, quote:I am the time traveller. Neither of those things happened, so...
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 05:21 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 10:21 |
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Splicer posted:If you're getting pinkeye from your own taint you need to get to a doctor Sounds like he's cultivating his own taint jelly for that sweet aroma so maybe a brain doctor is in order.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 15:20 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember that goon that told the story about how he would wipe the sweat/discharge off of his pilonidal cyst and wiped it on his bedpost all the time and sent the picture of the bedpost and it was this weird discolored streak? Think that was in one of the bachelor threads. Unfortunately. A psychologist of strong stomach could make a case study, there appears to be a trend.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 20:32 |
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sugar free jazz posted:Grizzly goon, try cutting your dick off. It would be both healthier and less gross than dipping Cut your dick off and then dip that
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 17:00 |
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Got date raped into a cult, gonna stick around and see where this goes
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 21:38 |
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wesleywillis posted:Office girl is getting the wife to drink to turn her into an alcoholic. That'll kill goon's marriage, and then she can move in to "console" her.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 12:48 |
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Shiki Dan posted:Also, the chance that your wife and your co-worker haven't hosed is around 1% as well. Solice Kirsk posted:She's gonna bang one of his sons next. Work her way through that family like a recessive gene. I saw this movie, Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried were hot together
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 08:47 |
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A Strange Aeon posted:This used to happen all the time in the 1800s; through a religious loophole, this version of homosexuality wasn't prohibited by the church It's not gay if the balls touch themselves
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 04:25 |
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Baronjutter posted:I know we aren't supposed to have any positive feelings or optimism, but I think the general improvement in the SA community over the last decade has been really nice. Angry edgy southpark libertarians turned into mostly thoughtful "SJW" lefties with well enforced rules against racism, sexism, homophobia, and so on. I don't think you have these relationships quite right.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 01:59 |
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loquacius posted:My canvas is my own body Let your dick be your brush
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 01:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't remember that one. Personally my greatest hits are: I've heard about these two before but haven't read them myself, got any links to the first posts?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 04:36 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Birds are amazing! Some species will swap genders on the fly by altering their diets in case their aren’t enough males to fertilize! No, that's velociraptors
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 17:29 |
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purple death ray posted:"how did natural selection produce an organism that actively tries not to reproduce", I, a person who had a vasectomy over a decade ago, type into my browser window without a hint of self-awareness Don't read about the little bugs that literally have to chase down and stab the females with their horrifying stiletto-dicks to inseminate them. e: oops
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 15:44 |
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:I wonder if road rage goon is still road raging or if he road raged on someone with a gun and got capped after trying to run them off the road. Was this also the guy who routinely got into fights and got his rear end kicked, or am I conflating two variations on the "idiot with anger issues" theme?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 06:14 |
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Bugworld haunts my dreams (only figuratively, sadly)
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 14:55 |
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Just watch anything starring Michael Douglas in the 90s.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 15:00 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I love a gel mask it feels satisfying af. That's a sludge mask e: "too annoying washing your hands all the time" christ just wipe your face slime off on a tissue and then wash once at the end of the session, I would call it fake but that sounds like just the kind of wishy-washy self delusion that someone who knows they're disgusting and doesn't care would come up with. McSpanky fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 19, 2024 |
# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 02:10 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 10:21 |
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If you've never sinkpissed then you've never known the joy of bisecting the faucet stream with a mighty pissblast
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 06:31 |