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 Minecraft Story Mode is the latest cash grab by Telltale "Adventure Games are not Dead" Games about Minecraft I guess. The story revolves around Patton Oswalt and a bunch of other distinct voices after they are transported to the videogame dimension upon devouring an ancient artifact called the Minecraft Story Mode budget. What awaits them is a world of disappointment. gently caress you putty, I do not watch your videos because you are black. I will be doing this LP post-commentary with friends in a semi-blind state. We will also be doing riffs on lovely Minecraft animations and Let's Plays because gently caress. By the end of this LP I will have no more friends.  -Part 1 -Part 2 -Part 3 -Part 4 -Part 5  -Part 6 -Part 7 -Part 8 -Alt Path 1  -Part 9 -Part 10 -Part 11 Draw me fanart or else: Did you hear about Steak Eater's upcoming book?  Putty makes fanart for his own thread!   Hostile V demands you build a pregnant Goku!  The Ayshkerbundy draws a less chunky Patton Oswalt head!  also comes in weaboo ink brush edition  Blind Sally is hooked on the block brothers!  Putty posted:This is great but edit out the guy on the right.  nine-gear crow posted:now draw bernie sanders   Mr.Kattykat shows us the new Dance of the Dead!  The Ayshkerbundy draws some more Jesse tokens for the dark lord    chitoryu12 knows what we're all really here for 
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This game is incredibly painful and I look forward to experiencing it with you all, friends. 
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Sep 28, 2016 21:58
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Thanks for posting this! Here's excerpts from a Minecraft Joke Book which is Published and Printed In A Real Book.
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Sep 28, 2016 22:14
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people die when they are destroyed
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Sep 28, 2016 22:27
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You can't fool me. Those aren't jokes. Those can't be real.
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Sep 28, 2016 22:48
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tell me i get to be lets play
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Sep 28, 2016 22:50
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Steak Eater posted:Thanks for posting this! Here's excerpts from a Minecraft Joke Book which is Published and Printed In A Real Book. hey gently caress you buddy you cant just give my jokes away for free like that
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Sep 28, 2016 22:51
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Steak Eater posted:Thanks for posting this! Here's excerpts from a Minecraft Joke Book which is Published and Printed In A Real Book. i demand more excerpts from this book
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Sep 28, 2016 22:52
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I know the joke is that Minecraft is for autistic kids, but I know an autistic teenager who really loves Minecraft and honestly those jokes are exactly the kind of non-jokes he would find hilarious.
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Sep 28, 2016 22:59
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 I hate everything this man stands for.
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Sep 28, 2016 23:06
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Hang on, he's got series on Herobrine? The Minecraft creepypasta?
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Sep 28, 2016 23:09
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lmao some of these have audiobook previews http://www.podbean.com/media/player/audio/postId/5613376
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Sep 28, 2016 23:18
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This thread is already fantastic. 
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Sep 28, 2016 23:20
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chitoryu12 posted:Hang on, he's got series on Herobrine? The Minecraft creepypasta? I didn't even know it was as bad; 12 of his 15 novels carry Herobrine branding. The world of Minecraft never ceases to amaze me. Hahahaha listen to that loving echo, goes super well with the monotone delivery
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Sep 28, 2016 23:23
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So far I hate everything about this and I usually like Telltale games.
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Sep 28, 2016 23:28
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forgive me father for i have sinned
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Sep 29, 2016 00:19
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So this is it. The perfect Minecraft LP.
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Sep 29, 2016 00:22
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Steak Eater posted:Thanks for posting this! Here's excerpts from a Minecraft Joke Book which is Published and Printed In A Real Book. Yeesh. The crappy joke books I loved in grade school were better than this. These don't even qualify as having punchlines.
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Sep 29, 2016 01:17
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finish loving mario 64 putty jesus
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Sep 29, 2016 01:29
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I'm just glad we have a game that delves into the incredibly rich lore of Minecraft that also involves burning pigs.
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Sep 29, 2016 01:42
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There comes a point where Telltale needs to admit they're just making visual novels with uncommonly high production values. Which like, in and of itself that's not a bad thing. Tales From The Borderlands was great. God knows what happened with this boring-rear end mess.
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Sep 29, 2016 03:09
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BERNIE SANDERS We'll always be friends putty
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Sep 29, 2016 04:26
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Putty posted:forgive me father for i have sinned the weapon to surpass metal gear
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Sep 29, 2016 04:47
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How an actual Minecraft conversation goes regarding what to build:
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Sep 29, 2016 05:13
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So this is where all that Walking Dead money went.
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Sep 29, 2016 05:49
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Putty posted:draw me fanart or else  also comes in weaboo ink brush edition  nine-gear crow posted:finish loving spore putty jesus edit: Is that Brian Posehn 
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Sep 29, 2016 06:42
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Out of curiosity I looked up the voice actors. The male protagonist, Jesse, is Patton Oswalt and Olivia is Martha Plimpton. And yeah, Axel is Brian Posehn.
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Sep 29, 2016 12:59
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So we're just supposed to infer that the entire convention burned to the ground, probably killing several people, after they left, right? Because one thing I remember from Minecraft is that once you set fire to something that burns well, everything is going to be in flames like you just dumped napalm on the place.
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TheMcD posted:So we're just supposed to infer that the entire convention burned to the ground, probably killing several people, after they left, right? Because one thing I remember from Minecraft is that once you set fire to something that burns well, everything is going to be in flames like you just dumped napalm on the place. We can only hope so.
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Putty posted:draw me fanart or else oh boy oh boy, my favoruite lets' palyers 
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Hostile V posted:How an actual Minecraft conversation goes regarding what to build: some say the great Lowtax Goku raids were what caused Notch to retire and become depressed The Ayshkerbundy posted:
I've been looking for a new wall scroll. Blind Sally posted:oh boy oh boy, my favoruite lets' palyers This is great but edit out the guy on the right.
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Blind Sally posted:oh boy oh boy, my favoruite lets' palyers If I had to be anyone, I'm glad I'm Lueeg
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Oct 1, 2016 03:53
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Putty posted:
easy. lemme know if it requires any other edits: 
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Oct 1, 2016 03:59
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now draw bernie sanders I was promised bernie sanders goddamit
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Oct 1, 2016 04:03
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Oct 1, 2016 04:20
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now is that smiley a reaction to the fanart or to the smiley's very own existence
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Oct 1, 2016 04:34
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Oct 1, 2016 04:42
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Minecraft doesn't have laws, it's the world Bernie would have wanted
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Aaaaand now I'm remembering that one Libertarian server that devolved into forced slavery as a means to make any of their society actually run.
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