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proof of concept posted:^^ take another scoop of steroids, fix you right up
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 12:49 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 14:23 |
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I can do that and im lighter than you You shoukd feel nothing but shame
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 09:57 |
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im in teh gym, working my titties today
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 10:13 |
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 12:33 |
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maybe you are not meant to go lower in bodyfat maybe your destiny lies elsewhere
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 18:47 |
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why cant my gym be like this
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 21:23 |
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sigh, that's right
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 21:28 |
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Keg posted:I was at the gym
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 19:20 |
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im okay with girls joining, but there are enough boys here tbh no boys allowed
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 20:17 |
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60 year olds can still be swole once you're 70 you are ancient and will struggle to do anything swole-related. unless you're this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJaZDGVNWA
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 22:03 |
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 07:01 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:how do you stay really old but really swole like that Jack lalane was 99 when he died . are they all secretly juicing After a certain age, your testosterone drops ridiculously low and with no testosterone you won't be able to maintain HUGENESS. So if you see ancient people who are HUEG AND SWOLE it's because they're on TRT (something you can get real easy in America) or regular steroirds
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 19:52 |
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jack lalane wasnt huge though, he just had visible mummy biceps:
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 19:54 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:where is the line on certain age? Stallone looks like he will try to be swole into infinity and beyond. "The Hollywood actor Sylvester Stallone has been convicted of importing a banned growth hormone into Australia and ordered to pay more than £5,000 in fines and costs. A judge in the state of New South Wales instructed the 60-year-old actor to pay A$13,000 (£5,400) after failing to obtain a valid prescription for the human growth hormone Jintropin on a visit to the country." Was it even a serious question of course all those dudes are on roids
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 19:59 |
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maybe you're just getting fat bucko
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 21:47 |
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definitely fat
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 21:55 |
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Pesmerga posted:I wish I could still make newbie gains. Getting bigger is hard. you will foreverially make newbie gains with steroids
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 20:49 |
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:I wanted to do an extra workout on my upper body day Tuesday so I cranked out about 75 dumbbell bench presses. Woke up Thursday and my whole upper back and neck were so stiff I could barely move them. Feels bad man. i dont think you should involve your neck or back much with dumbbell bench presses mate
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 07:06 |
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E_P posted:My lovely new wrist strap snapped on the stitching during a 595lb deadlift. My old ones from elitefts lasted 7 years and these lasted all of 4 weeks. This dude smelling like butt next to me
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 13:19 |
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[quote="Zzulu" post="sorry didnt mean to quote you man Posting on my poo poo phone ishard
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 13:19 |
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Fuckin puzzies liftin with straps Your ancestors are rolling in their burial grounds
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 13:47 |
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insufficient salami consumption can lead to dizziness, fatigue
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 22:12 |
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Winnie the poo poo posted:haven't been to the gym in almost two weeks, great fat and sad plan in bed so go to the gym dummy
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 09:20 |
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Who even needs a spine though What does a spine even do?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 10:02 |
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its snowing outside but i will brave the icy hellscape in order to go to the gym, so that i may deadlift please wish me luck and if i do not return and perish in the frozen wastelands, please tell my mom that all the preworkout and protein stuff in my cabinets arent scary drugs,
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 14:25 |
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Your salami intake is on point
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 11:55 |
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Back when i was a gym babby i hurt myself a bunch Not as much nowadays, despite age Maybe you guys are just shiiiiiiit
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 17:02 |
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Why not protein powder? It's whey, it's dairy. It's perfect for vegetarians
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 20:58 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Hey hun what's for dinner tonight? nah but you can eat whatever you want for dinner and then take like two scoops o´ whey after gym/before bed or whatever. That way you don't have to eat like 500 kilos of beans to get your protein
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:38 |
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maybe he delved too greedily and too deep
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 20:54 |
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Only do squats imo Grow the rear end. Grow the rear end until you are more rear end than man
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 22:16 |
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why didn't you go & full bore anal him
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 23:38 |
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whoa now, youre a girl? *flexes lats* *stares at your rear end through mirror* boy i hope u notice my muscles
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 23:45 |
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proof of concept posted:did you yell "ARNOLD!" a bunch when you started failing? ARNOLD! is the most powerful one but there are other spells you can use to complete your sets for example take a look at Swiss Olympic shotput/discuss guy and all-around muscle blob Richy Bruch putting one of his favorites into action: This is me
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 10:15 |
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proof of concept posted:How'd you manage that? You were swinging around in circles while clinging to it with an arms-and-legs spider hug weren't you?
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 10:32 |
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Do bench press
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 09:52 |
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canned from the band posted:i really miss the photos thread nothing stopping you from posting photos friend
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 12:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoKQPdgE1mQ
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 21:56 |
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but if I put my feet up, all the nutrietns from the blood in my legs will flow into my chest, gaining me superhuman strength
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 07:12 |
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