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DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Welcome back swole thread. Feeling good, thick, tight. Hope all you pissbitch made sissy lifters are too.

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DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Considering doing a bulk for nov-jan/Feb, followed by a 3 month cut followed by six months trying to maintain. Pros, max salami intake. Cons, my crippling body dysmorphia, innate fear that I'll turn back into a fat slob sadsack.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Zzulu posted:

IF you are above 1 then you should just give up

Just give up. Never not give up.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Legit saw a dude cruising and playing with his balls in the sauna yesterday.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Cobra Commander posted:

But i needed to feel a mans embrace, it's been so long, and you denied me.

:smith: :hf: :smithicide:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Winnie the poo poo posted:

i dated a guy w/ one and he looked down on anyone who gave a poo poo about bench press bc he only measured the worth of a man by his OHP. he also literally looked down on all of us bc 6'6"

155 OHP crew checking in

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

sassassin posted:

I hope you don't weigh more than 155.

:smith:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

buddhanc posted:

It will be an amazing experience. I remember the first time a friend hooked up with some N.O. xplode a long time ago. It was a lifting day before practice and I demolished my numbers thoroughly. Now it doesn't do anything that extreme for me anymore, but it helps with stamina and you can really push it everyday.

gently caress I'm going to sleep now, I want it to be morning so I'm at the gym

Gotta cycle it bro, plus it's good discipline and practice for future juicing.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Tolkien minority posted:

Adderall is the best pre-workout, gently caress the next day

Just work out 7 days a week :getin:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Khorne posted:


Maybe I am kinda biased because I have t-rex arms so I always drop the last 0.5" or so even with a controlled descent.

:whatup: T-Rex arms buddy. How's your bench??

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Good thing over thinking isn't prohibited in this thread!

Also spicy Italian sausage gains (everything about it)

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Tolkien minority posted:

eating a shitload and sedentary, i tell myself im recovering and not just getting fat

:same:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Failed my deadlift pr and died. I would say wish me well in swolehalla, but it was less than 3 plates :rip:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

I'm just going to combine my legs and upper body workouts tomorrow, instead of upper today and legs tomorrow. May reduce overall volume a hair to compensate. I had to pack giant coils all night and I'm wore the gently caress out. I sort of wonder what's more efficient, going to the gym anyway one night when you're super tired and know your form will probably suffer, or putting it off a day, and doing it when you'll be more fresh. I mean skipping workouts is one thing but it's just delaying upper body a day. It'll still be hit twice this week like normal. I don't get these super tough nights too terribly often so it's not a frequent thing. I'm guessing something like that is pretty minor and it's more skipping a workout here and there that adds up that slows you down a lot.

You could just do a lighter routine if you're tired, less volume or less weight or decide to stop midway if you're too gassed or your form is hurting.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

HukHukHuk posted:

The salami in your pants is just as important to lifting as the salami you put in your mouth

What if they're the same salami?

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Adding half and half to protein shakes is good and cool.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Chinatown posted:

pretty close but i do a protein shake with my morning coffee then poo poo

Lies

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Chinatown posted:

Interesting. I'll try this. Thanks.

Im eatin' enchiladas tonite. :yum:
Do wrist curls to strengthen your baby wrists as well.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

There's a lot of casual joking about sucking dudes off to get their T, but real talk, how many of you have walked in on a full sauna of dudes jerking off? Asking for friend.





























I have.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies


Everyone was keeping their hands to themselves.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

bamhand posted:

Just benched 300 for the first time. Where do I pick up my "can't even do 3 plates award"?

You don't, you've had it the whole time :unsmith: :hf: :unsmith:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

nooneofconsequence posted:

That's why I never go in the locker room.

Lol if you've never popped into the sauna and seen 6 dudes jerking off just lol

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Vlex posted:

Accidentally locked eyes with a girl across the gym during my top deadlift set, was thrown off by the look on her face. Super awkward. 2/10 don't recommend

how much were u lifting

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Zzulu posted:

Deadlifts loving owns

Deadlifts and boobpress are my favourites

boobpress until yo titties so big you can't see your dick

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

I've been told hexbar deadlifts are more like squats than regular deadlifts hth

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

What about the good girl/bad girl machine

I got run off a fitocracy by a bunch of fat burlesque dancers for calling them this once. Stay safe, sweater goon.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

I shower at the gym every time. How else would I peep strange D on the DL?

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DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

How else are you going to feel out the pecker order?

ftfy

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