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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:grunts and farts I was walking back to the locker room yesterday and heard a guy doing Russian twists let out a big ole fart right as I walked by.
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Yo I got like 4, 4.5 hours of sleep last night, so I'm really tired and get off work in three hours and don't want to work out. My job is AT the gym, so it's not like I have to drive across town or anything, but it's a lovely gym so none of my co-workers have any amphetamines or anything. What do?
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Sep 18, 2017 13:11
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sassassin posted:Skip the workout who cares? gently caress you I worked out anyway and went home and took a nap.
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Sep 19, 2017 04:50
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I was gonna deadlift but I guess I undercooked my eggs and I got a case of the bubbleguts. Probably no one would see me poo poo myself since the rack is nice and tucked away in a corner but I'd have to walk past everyone to leave. Gonna take a nap, hopefully make some good doodies and try it again later.
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Sep 21, 2017 17:18
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It's called edging and it's great for dick gains duh
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Sep 22, 2017 12:27
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:6 full extension/pause widegrip pullups with two 45's hanging off my waist sir this is the thread for salami gains not steroid gains
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Sep 23, 2017 20:36
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Grump posted:Just tied to max out my squat today at 300 and failed HARD holy poo poo. Well it's almost ten percent. Seems pretty big.
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Sep 25, 2017 12:57
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:Lol if your dick doesn't lay over the bar when you deadlift DON'T try this your dick will end up flat and you'll have to wind it up like a fruit roll-up to keep it from dragging on the ground under your shorts.
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Sep 25, 2017 22:40
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lol if you aren't basically blacked out and seeing red during your sets completely unable to hear anything
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Sep 26, 2017 09:42
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Data Graham posted:Now I can press 169 nice
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Sep 27, 2017 13:44
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Mix up your grips. Neutral grip does nothing for be but wide grip and underhand rule.
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Sep 28, 2017 10:24
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Jabronie posted:Imagine being 169 and doing 420 What if you were 6'9" too????
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Sep 29, 2017 01:59
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My arms didn't get any longer, but my sleeves are getting shorter. 
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Oct 1, 2017 19:04
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I'm the guy who parks right on the curb to come in at 5:30 AM five times a week to bench press for five minutes. I also bring a big bag of food with me every time. Yesterday it was McDonald's and today it was Waffle House. I'm not smart enough to make that up lmao what a fuckin hero.
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Oct 10, 2017 10:47
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Go a cancellation letter (good on you for following policy dude) that asks that we "please do the needful." If five minutes of bench press guy shows up again I'll do the needful and post what he brought to eat today, I got money on BK, it's close. Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Oct 11, 2017 |
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Oct 11, 2017 10:11
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Wow I just tried one of these And this poo poo is fuckin tart wow.
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Oct 13, 2017 12:21
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I'm about to cook chorizo and eggs.
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Oct 15, 2017 22:18
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Get abs in the kitchen.
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Oct 16, 2017 12:32
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Like, I get grunting when you're really exerting yourself but what's with this dude who has to cry/scream WRAAAA WRAAAAHHHRRRR every fuckin rep? Same guy has to yell "push push push yeah push get it get it" at his training partner who never makes a drat sound. Do fitness apps give you extra points for decibels or something cause this guy just has to be loud as gently caress about everything.
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Oct 16, 2017 12:37
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Pizza on the first Monday of the month, bagels on the second Tuesday. So if the month starts on a Tuesday BOOM the following Monday night you get pizza and bagels the next morning.
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Oct 16, 2017 20:31
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I decided I'm gonna get a big honkin burrito bowl from Chipotle today. It will be a good day.
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Oct 18, 2017 12:37
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Because we live ling enough that the one week a year of seasonal allergies doesn't keep us from loving so there's no selection for it.
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Oct 20, 2017 12:03
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TFW you're doing deadlifts and some dude comes up between sets and says "drat dude, you're a lot stronger than you look."
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Oct 25, 2017 02:23
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Data Graham posted:Do you take this as a compliment or a burn Definite grey area, but I'm tall and skinny so I took it as a compliment.
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Oct 25, 2017 09:45
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Zzulu posted:Get bigger muscles mates That's why I am lifting heavy weights??
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Oct 25, 2017 11:58
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I'm the person who does ten really slow reps of ten pounds on every machine in the gym and calls it a workout.
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Oct 27, 2017 11:18
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Helios Grime posted:Next time wear an armblaster There's a dude, probably in his early 40s, at my gym that brings one of these and it's totally awesome IMO.
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Nov 1, 2017 10:01
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He's not wrong that most of the online personas who make it a point to say "I'm clean bro" every time a camera is on are lying shitheads though. Dat dere CellTech
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Nov 1, 2017 14:02
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Just lmao if you aren't doing overhead presses while you kickflip and grind rails to work/school every day.
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Nov 2, 2017 14:14
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I'm the guy who won't use a treadmill and walks a big circle around all the weight equipment for an hour.
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Nov 3, 2017 14:52
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My routine is push/legs (including deads)/off/pull/accessory and vanity day but I don't feel like taking today off so I'm just gonna blast arms and it will be cool and good.
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Nov 8, 2017 13:32
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When I blasted arms the other day I threw in two sets of reverse barbell curls between each exercise, and let me tell you, brothers, that forearm pump is borderline painful.
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Nov 10, 2017 11:34
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Metanaut posted:Abandon all hope you who are natty, you'll never look good All I want in life is big, strong, droopy titties. Hail Salami
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Nov 13, 2017 13:52
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I still have two hours on this shift and it's deadlift day and this poo poo FUCKIN SUCKS
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Nov 14, 2017 14:59
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Steal all the 2.5s.
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Nov 15, 2017 06:41
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I open my gym five days a week, usually the closers do a fine job of clearing out the locker rooms, but it seems like Sunday night into Monday morning is the favorite for leaving things behind in the showers, such as: - Two empty glass bottles of Modelo. - Three pizza crusts. - Boxers (not really surprising). - At least two times a month, there will be a single wad of toilet paper tossed into the corner that someone had used to wipe their dirty rear end after showering. FFS WASH YOUR rear end, invest in some baby powder and this wet, but still with poop in there rear end problem doesn't happen.
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Nov 20, 2017 12:08
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Chinatown posted:Stop working out at Planet Fitness. I don't. My gym doesn't even have massage chairs.
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Nov 20, 2017 18:43
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I'm the big dude (probably 6'4", 230, 240) doing deadlift triples at 315 and screaming like a loving maniac, again.
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Nov 22, 2017 13:13
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Chief McHeath posted:I'm the big dude (probably 6'4", 230, 240) doing deadlift triples at 315 and screaming like a loving maniac, again. lol he screamed while trying 405 and it never left the ground. e: Quote is not edit.
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Knickers? In the athletic club? My word!
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