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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > SWOLECEPTION: lift big eat big shit big
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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

mobby_6kl posted:

Is there some kind of new barefoot epidemic fad that I missed? Seems like half of the population isn't wearing any shoes and some skip the socks too


Get some shoes, you bums.
gotta be a tiktok/influencer thing, as with all weird gym trends since March 2020

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Batterypowered7 posted:

Chuckling at the thought of someone wondering why their clothes keep fitting tighter and tighter, not realizing they've been doing hypertrophy work the entire time.
“i don’t want to get too bulky”

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
“oops, i accidentally turned into a big muscle guy because i was doing exercise the wrong way!” is such a loving classic goon attitude

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
i don’t know about you guys, but i definitely have the latent genetic superpowers that would make me an immediate contender for Mister Olympia, so i dare not lift anything heavier than a 2 liter of Code Red, in order to spare humanity from this horrifically unfair advantage that lurks within my superior DNA

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

MarcusSA posted:


add a third guy who does BJJ but looks like the second guy except he’s wearing an ankle monitor from a DV arrest

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
this weekend I got a spot from my boy, something awful forums member XIII, and my PR went from 225 -> 275. gonna try to hit 300 by july before old age finally takes me

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
i’m now soaking in the bathtub now because my poo poo is all hosed up, naturally

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

275 is a good lift drat

It's unreal how much a spot can help. One day I'll believe in myself as much as I believe my spotter will save me from a slow death by compression in case I gas out.
i hit 225 last february or so and i’m repping that like 6-8 times max per set. i just needed the smell of my boy’s nuts to motivate me to throw on some more weight

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Sniffing nuts sounds easier than self-love, might just try that
it’s the best part about getting a spot!

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

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Buschmaki posted:

He believes intelligence is an inherited trait
well i bet his dad is pretty loving dumb, too

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