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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Toto's Africa never made much sense to me

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Abra-abra cadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya. Abra-abra cadabra, abracadabra.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Vegetable posted:

Toto's Africa never made much sense to me

I think that's intentional, the song is written from the perspective of a guy that knows gently caress all about Africa but is trying to fake it to get with the girl he's singing to.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
You know, I'm actually listening to this album as I type this, so I can't hate the song THAT bad, but this song (called "Home) was a low-point in Roger Waters' otherwise thought-provoking songwriting career. I've put the most questionable parts in bold:

quote:

Could be Jerusalem, or it could be Cairo
Could be Berlin, or it could be Prague
Could be Moscow, could be New York
Could be Llanelli, and it could be Warrington
Could be Warsaw, and it could be Moose Jaw
Could be Rome
Everybody got somewhere they call home
When they overrun the defences
A minor invasion put down to expenses
Will you go down to the airport lounge?
Will you accept your second class status?
A nation of waitresses and waiters
Will you mix their martinis?
Will you stand still for it
Or will you take to the hills?

It could be clay and it could be sand
Could be desert
Could be a tract of arable land
Could be a house, could be a corner shop
Could be a cabin by a bend in the river
Could be something your old man handed down
Could be something you built on your own
Everybody got something he calls home

When the cowboys and Arabs draw down on each other at noon
In the cool dusty air of the city boardroom
Will you stand by a passive spectator of the market dictators?
Will you discreetly withdraw with your ear pressed to the boardroom door?
Will you hear when the lion within you roars?
Will you take to the hills?

Could be your father and it could be your mother
Could be your sister, could be your brother
Could be a foreigner, could be a Turk
Could be a cyclist out looking for work.
Could be a king, could be the Aga khan
Could be a Vietnam vet with no arms and no legs
Could be a saint, could be a sinner
Could be a loser or it could be a winner
Could be a banker, could be a baker
Could be a Laker, could be Kareem Abdul Jabar
Could be a male voice choir
Could be a lover, could be a fighter
Could be a super heavyweight, or it could be something lighter
Could be a cripple, could be a freak
Could be a wop, gook, geek
Could be a cop, could be a thief

Could be a family of ten living in one room on relief
Could be our leaders in their concrete tombs with their tinned food and their silver spoons
Could be the pilot with God on his side
Could be the kid in the middle of the bomb sight
Could be a fanatic, could be a terrorist
Could be a dentist, could be a psychiatrist
Could be humble, could be proud
Could be a face in the crowd
Could be the soldier in the white cravat
Who turns the key in spite of the fact
That this is the end of the cat and mouse
Who dwelt in the house
Where the laughter rang and the tears were spilt
The house that Jack built
Where the laughter rang and the tears were spilt
The house that Jack built
Bang, bang, shoot, shoot
White gloved thumb, Lord thy will be done
He was always a good boy his mother said
He'll do his duty when he's grown, yeah
Everybody's got someone they call home

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

castle kids
castle kids (yeah)
castle kids castle kids
castle kids (yeah)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

castle kids
castle kids (yeah)
castle kids castle kids
castle kids (yeah)

gently caress you

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dj assaults magnum opus for his monster dong: rear end n' titties

rear end, titties, rear end 'n titties
rear end rear end titties titties, rear end 'n titties

Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see rear end, titties, rear end 'n titties
rear end, rear end, titties, titties, rear end 'n titties.

rear end, rear end, rear end, rear end

If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the poo poo,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-rear end hoes, broke-rear end hoes,
Broke-rear end hoes, broke-rear end hoes.

Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that poo poo
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

Stankin rear end bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to gently caress
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

Water, Water, Water, Water

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

hth posted:

dj assaults magnum opus for his monster dong: rear end n' titties

rear end, titties, rear end 'n titties
rear end rear end titties titties, rear end 'n titties

Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see rear end, titties, rear end 'n titties
rear end, rear end, titties, titties, rear end 'n titties.

rear end, rear end, rear end, rear end

If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the poo poo,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-rear end hoes, broke-rear end hoes,
Broke-rear end hoes, broke-rear end hoes.

Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that poo poo
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

Stankin rear end bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to gently caress
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

Water, Water, Water, Water

also gently caress you

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Is "Cumin" the official spelling?

wynter necr0
Sep 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

castle kids
castle kids (yeah)
castle kids castle kids
castle kids (yeah)

I'm taking back the crown
I'm all dressed up and naked
I see what's mine and take it
(Finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh, yeah
The crown...
So close I can taste it
I see what's mine and take it
(Finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh, yeah

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830
Must have stabbed her fifty loving times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

I think it might be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH7Uagy5EUs&t=65s

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


P-Mack posted:

I think that's intentional, the song is written from the perspective of a guy that knows gently caress all about Africa but is trying to fake it to get with the girl he's singing to.

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become


Best line for two reasons:
1) Simile where they compare a mountain to a different loving mountain
2) Has like twice as many syllables as every other line so they have to sing it super fast making how lovely it is even more obvious

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your cryin'.

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

Class Warcraft posted:

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become


Best line for two reasons:
1) Simile where they compare a mountain to a different loving mountain
2) Has like twice as many syllables as every other line so they have to sing it super fast making how lovely it is even more obvious

Agree that the lyrics are poo poo, but I inexplicably adore that song. Whyyyyy???

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

the third google result for "toto africa meaning" is a long rear end blogpost about how it's really about having sex

its quite persuasive

http://dailyhummer.blogspot.com/2011/09/pop-songs-are-meant-to-be-popular.html

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

client posted:

Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses.

oh gently caress, this is really glaring

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Kilimanjaro > Olympus.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

client posted:

Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses.

I loving love sabbath and war pigs is a great song but yeah it's this

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
GENERALS HANGING AROUND THE PLACE
JUST LIKE WITCHES IN BLACK LACE

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
nope that didnt work

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


"my best friend's from poland, and um, he has a beard"

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

as the big freighters go, it was bigger than most

mostlytigerproof
Jul 12, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly-jMFFjIbM&t=190s

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
have you ever read any classical greek literature translated into english? apparently the greeks were huge on rhyming couplets, so the literary gymnastics the translators have to do to preserve rhyme and meter is an unenjoyable shitshow

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
It was a rainy night when he came into sight
Standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat
So I pulled up along side and I offered him a ride
He accepted with a smile so we drove for a while
I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain
Fate tell me it's right, is this love at first sight
Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night
All I want to do is make love to you
Say you will you want me too
All I want to do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well
We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note
I told him I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

All I want to do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All want to do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

Oh, oooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love

Then it happened one day, we came round the same way
You can imagine his surprise when he saw his own eyes
I said please, please understand
I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me
was the one little thing that you can

All I want to do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I want to do is make love to you
Come on, say you will, you want me too

All I want to do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I want to do is make love to you
Say you will, you want me too

All night long...

Gorgar
Dec 2, 2012

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and Jinging a Jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
Was just gonna post the chorus but looking at the lyrics everything is worse than I remember:

quote:

Yeah, I like it when the girls
Stop by in the summer
Do you remember?
Do you remember
When we met, last summer?
New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly
When girls stop by
For the summer
For the summer
I like girls that
Wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer
Since that summer

Hip-hop mama, spic 'n span
Met you one summer
And it all began
You're the best girl
That I ever did see
The great Larry Byrd, jersey thirty-three
When you take a sip
You buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote
A whole bunch of sonnets
Call me when you miss me
'Cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes
Really drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you
And it makes me mad
You left one day
And never came back
Stayed all summer
Then went back home
Macualay Culkin wasn't home alone
Fell deep in love but
Now we ain't speaking
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you
I saw my name is Rich
You look like a girl
From Abercrombie and Fitch

New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly
When girls stop by
For the summer
For the summer
I like girls that
Wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer
Since that summer

Cherry pants Coke
Crushed rocks till I boogie
Used to hate school
So I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the b ball style
Known to act wild and
Make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you
Because you rock my world
You come from Georgia
Where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade
And speak real slow
You love hip-hop
And rock 'n' roll
Dad took off when
You were four years old
There was a good man
Named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby
When you're near
You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh
When I tell a joke
When I met you
I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl
From Abercrombie and Fitch

New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly
When girls stop by
For the summer
For the summer
I like girls that
Wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer
Since that summer

In the summertime
Girls got it goin' on
Shake and wiggle to
A hip-hop song
Summertime girls
Are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like
I stole your bike

Bugalute shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back
There oh-so quick
Let you off the hook
Like my man Mr. Limpit
Think about that summer
And I bug 'cause I miss it
Like the color purple
Macaroni and cheese
Ruby-red slippers
And a bunch of trees
Call you up but what's the use?
I like Kevin Bacon
But I hate Footloose
Came in the door
I said it before
Think I'm over you
But I'm really not sure
When I met you
I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl
From Abercrombie & Fitch

New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly
When girls stop by
For the summer
For the summer
I like girls that
Wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer
Since that summer

In the summer girls come
And summer girls go
Some are worthwhile
And some are so-so
Summer girls come
And summer girls go
Some are worthwhile
And some are so-so
Summertime girls
Got it goin' on
Shake and wiggle
To a hip-hop song
Summertime girls
Are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey
Like I stole your bike

New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly
When girls stop by
For the summer
For the summer
I like girls that
Wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer
Since that summer

I've hated this song since middle school

Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Sep 29, 2016

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Friginator posted:

I think the phrase "super sperm" really kinda speaks for itself.

You must be like 16 years old or something

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
It feels like shooting fish in a barrel picking on Bjork, but Hyperballad.

We live on a mountain, right at the top
There's a beautiful view from the top of the mountain
Every morning I walk towards the edge and throw little things off
Like car-parts, bottles and cutlery or whatever I find lying around
It's become a habit a way to start the day

I go through all this before you wake up
So I can feel happier to be safe up here with you

It's real early morning, no-one is awake
I'm back at my cliff still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they make on their way down
I follow with my eyes 'til they crash
Imagine what my body would sound like slamming against those rocks
And when it lands will my eyes be closed or open?





Also, I love the song and all but I Am, I Said has some pretty embarrassing lyrics.

Did you ever read about the frog who dreamed of being a king?
And then became one?
Well except for the name and a few other changes
The story's the same one

cmndstab fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Sep 29, 2016

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I've always thought "All You Need Is Love" is possibly the dumbest load of horse poo poo ever, but the song is catchy, I guess. I just imagine going into a cancer ward and blasting that song full volume as the cells metastasize and the organs fail and suddenly the blood-stained vomit on the lips of bald children clinging to their lives of needles and tubes turns to rainbows and we all hold hands and everything is all right.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Hobelhouse posted:

Was just gonna post the chorus but looking at the lyrics everything is worse than I remember:


I've hated this song since middle school

apparently pretty much all of that song is awkward injokes that nobody outside the band actually understands, making it a great choice for a #1 radio hit

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
Yodaing a phrase to match the rhyme is one of my big pet peeves

making love to his tonic and gin

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


"my love's a laboratory, i set all my pets free, so baby you should sleep with me"

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

cmndstab posted:

It feels like shooting fish in a barrel picking on Bjork, but Hyperballad.

I dont think bjork counts, she's not producing pop hits, she's an Icelandic Fae Person making GBS threads bizarre garbage onto records for weirdos in America

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.
Donovan, the man who brought you awesome 60's psychedelia such as "Mellow Yellow", "Hurdy Gurdy Man", and "Season of the Witch", checks in with this blinding masterpiece for the ages.

There Is A Mountain

The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is.
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
The caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within.
Caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain.
Oh Juanita, oh Juanita, oh Juanita, I call your name.
Oh, the snow will be a blinding sight to see as it lies on yonder hillside.
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is.
The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is.
Caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within.
Caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within.
Ah, my-my.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
First there is a mountain(end)

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
America by Robyn Hitchcock.

I gave America my blood and she drank it gratefully
I told America her weight and she said you'd wait for me
All of me
Someone like you impresses my head
Maybe it's true I'm not totally dead
This is goodbye, yeah, I've said it before
This time you're not gonna see me no more, well
I gave America her head and she fired it at me
I gave America her mouth and she turned it on to me
I gave America her heart and it's beating over me
I gave America her gold and she melted over me



Unretrofied by Dillenger Escape Plan.

Is the can half diseased or is the disease half canned
And is the man half machine or is the machine half man
I'm unretrofied for you so come on so come on

I'll just fake it in the end
Just save it for a new song and leave dead in the end
Time is wasted in the end
Wood paneled wagon carpool dragons killing me again, we're all dead
Jesus can't play the music 'cause he's nailed to the cross!

cmndstab fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Sep 29, 2016

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Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu3bYNizZxI

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