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Vegetable posted:Toto's Africa never made much sense to me The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
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Highway star is the worst lyrics. The entire song is bad.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:44
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What's the Eminem song where he raps about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? God, just typing those words makes me feel dirty.
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Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car It's gonna break the speed of sound Oooh it's a killing machine It's got everything Like a driving power big fat tyres and everything I love it and I need it I bleed it yeah it's a wild hurricane Alright hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my girl I'm gonna keep her to the end Nobody gonna have my girl She stays close on every bend Oooh she's a killing machine She's got everything Like a moving mouth body control and everything I love her I need her I seed her Yeah She turns me on Alright hold on tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my head I got speed inside my brain Nobody gonna steal my head Now that I'm on the road again Oooh I'm in heaven again I've got everything Like a moving ground an open road and everything I love it and I need it I seed it Eight cylinders all mine Alright hold on tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car It's gonna break the speed of sound Oooh it's a killing machine It's got everything Like a driving power big fat tyres and everything I love it and I need it I bleed it Yeah it's a wild hurricane Alright hold on tight I'm a highway star I'm a highway star I'm a highway star
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Sep 29, 2016 07:46
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He was a skater boi, she said c u later boi
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Sep 29, 2016 08:16
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Leofish posted:The wild dogs cry out in the night The music video is just as meaningless, unless the thrust of the thesis is "this bitch is FINE AS gently caress and also african so maybe chill about racism" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY edit: ahahaha wow this is way more problematic than I remembered. look at that straightened pulled back hair what 18th century scribespost hires a mulatto woman, even if she conformed to european fashion? e2: check out this shitshow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Sep 29, 2016 |
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Sep 29, 2016 08:36
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I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest ~ fuckman from the band Train
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Sep 29, 2016 08:47
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We're gonna play the game the playstation all day, with metal gear solid to tekken 3, and from omega boost to resident evil Just play for the fun cause we got it going on.
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Sep 29, 2016 09:05
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Knee deep in the hoopla
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Sep 29, 2016 09:18
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Against the grain of dystopic claims on the thoughts your actions entertain.
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Sep 29, 2016 09:22
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Rush lyrics are pretty funny, I heard they had an unreleased album, the first three songs told the story of Atlas Shrugged and the last 50 minutes was a recitation of the Galt speech set to a drum solo by Peart
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Sep 29, 2016 09:28
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I adore the song Time Is Now by Moloko, but the lyric Time takes too much time always annoyed me. It feels clunky and weird. How can time take too much of itself is always my first thought before my brain gets what they were trying.
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Sep 29, 2016 09:36
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noodles are the best, no doubt, can't deny taste better than water, but don't ask me why
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Sep 29, 2016 09:37
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cmndstab posted:Also, I love the song and all but I Am, I Said has some pretty embarrassing lyrics. how the gently caress do you call out i am i said and not talk about the loving chair jonathan posted:Highway star is the worst lyrics. The entire song is bad. that at least came from a journalist on a bus basically daring them to write a song in five minutes on the bus
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Sep 29, 2016 09:50
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jonathan posted:Highway star is the worst lyrics. The entire song is bad. The first verse is almost OK, it's just a dude bragging about his sweet-rear end ride. Then the next verse comes around and it turns out he's super loving stoked he finally found a girlfriend who isn't paralyzed.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:01
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oomph's lyrics are consistently fuckin hilariousoomph posted:I was born in a loving chamber - the concept of being born in a "loving chamber" never fails to make me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07BJhECz9F4 edit: this song's chorus ends with "suck my dick - i like it" and the way he says it just cracks me up
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Sep 29, 2016 10:14
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also i cannot believe that this thread is at 3 pages and nobody has posted anything by lil b: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8u6EodZseg lil b posted:I feel like Ellen
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Sep 29, 2016 10:20
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MiracleWhale posted:also i cannot believe that this thread is at 3 pages and nobody has posted anything by lil b: 
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Sep 29, 2016 10:22
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Don't bring me dooooooown BRRRRRRRRUCE!
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Sep 29, 2016 10:30
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MiracleWhale posted:also i cannot believe that this thread is at 3 pages and nobody has posted anything by lil b: because it's not a thread for modern miracles
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Sep 29, 2016 10:31
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I vote for Warren G's track What's Next where he raps, "What's next what's next what's N.X.E.T." and apparently nobody noticed.
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Sep 29, 2016 12:53
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The Lil Flip song "Sunshine". A huge hit a few years back. This man actually raps the following line: "'I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you" My jaw dropped the first time I heard it, that someone could rap so bad
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Sep 29, 2016 13:22
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Friginator posted:I've always thought "All You Need Is Love" is possibly the dumbest load of horse poo poo ever, but the song is catchy, I guess. I just imagine going into a cancer ward and blasting that song full volume as the cells metastasize and the organs fail and suddenly the blood-stained vomit on the lips of bald children clinging to their lives of needles and tubes turns to rainbows and we all hold hands and everything is all right. As you fade into nothingness as we all must the only thing that made life worth anything was experiencing the best of human emotions, checks out to me. I'm gonna say no thought in human history gets more mundane and unnecessary than "I want to be a millionaire so frickin bad"
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Sep 29, 2016 13:50
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And go-kart Mozart Was checking out the weather chart To see if it was safe outside And little Early Pearly Came by in his curly wurly And asked me if I needed a ride Friginator posted:I've always thought "All You Need Is Love" is possibly the dumbest load of horse poo poo ever, but the song is catchy, I guess. I just imagine going into a cancer ward and blasting that song full volume as the cells metastasize and the organs fail and suddenly the blood-stained vomit on the lips of bald children clinging to their lives of needles and tubes turns to rainbows and we all hold hands and everything is all right. Careful not to cut yourself on that edgy post there. 
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Sep 29, 2016 16:11
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Chuck Chillout and Kool Chip put out an album called "Rhythm is the Master" in 1989 that I generally think is underrated, especially given how many samples it's spawned. Some of it isn't great, though; it has a song on it called "Gimme Minze" which has my favorite/the worst lines in the album: Comin' from Chip, this is how it goes, Walking down the street we seen these two hoes So def, I didn't know what to do So Chuck says "Yo Chip, go bust a line or two You never know, they might be ready For two meatballs and one long spaghetti" Which is made even funnier/worse by a "sproing!" sound effect over the word "spaghetti". I'm not sure having a dick like spaghetti is something you should be bragging about, though.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:57
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Tolkien minority posted:"Eatin Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce" you are correct in that this owns
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Sep 29, 2016 17:11
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skeemon posted:Agree that the lyrics are poo poo, but I inexplicably adore that song. Whyyyyy??? it catchy
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Sep 29, 2016 17:12
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"I did it all for the nookie the nookie and you can take that cookie and stick it up your YEAH YEAH" stupid as hell
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Sep 29, 2016 17:15
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Pretty much anything by Danny Brown isn't offensively terrible but it is bad. Eating on an Adderall, Wash it down with alcohol Writing holy mackarel, Actual all factual Out for the capital, Matador ya capsules Hassle ya bitch in a castle With the ill grapples Tackled her rear end in a top hat, My dick was like a lasso hosed her in her mouth she washed it down with Tabasco You softer than Flanders' son Don't make me put hands on son Jump niggas like "gently caress one on one." Used to be locked up watching One on One Young Kyla Pratt was looking thick, nigga wanted some But soon as I got out white bitches by the ton
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Sep 29, 2016 17:18
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Hobelhouse posted:Was just gonna post the chorus but looking at the lyrics everything is worse than I remember: I decided I'd actually read 3 pages of the thread before posting the obvious answer, and sure enough, beaten.
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Sep 29, 2016 17:20
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The stranglers peaches owns hard but is definitely a super low bar: " look over there. Is she trying to get out of that clitoris? Liberation for women that's what I preach. Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches"
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Sep 29, 2016 17:43
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What really sucks about the start of war pigs is that there is a demo version or some other alternate that starts off with "bodies burning in red ashes" instead which is so much loving better.
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Sep 29, 2016 17:52
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rap song by a black man or woman
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Sep 29, 2016 18:01
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I know I know for sure Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang. I know I know it's you Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9eNQZbjpJk&t=158s loving why.
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Sep 29, 2016 18:03
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I think it's fair to say that the Beastie Boys have pretty terrible lyrics most of the time, and I'm at a point where I'm sort of embarrassed that I ever liked them. Even musically speaking I don't think their stuff has aged well, if it was ever good in the first place. Paul's Boutique *might* be the exception but I have less than zero interest in testing that theory. Anyway, they own the title of lamest or laziest rap lyric ever, if you ask me, for this gem: Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial, Actin' like life is a big commercial. Which to me is especially egregious because it's so incredibly easy to improve by replacing one or the other instance of 'commercial' with 'rehearsal' e.g. Everybody rappin' like it's a rehearsal, Actin' like life is a big commercial. It's passable, at least.
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Sep 29, 2016 18:46
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UGK -- Pregnant Pussy I'm afraid to post the YouTube link or quote any of the lyrics, but they're certainly the second worst lyrics out there in every way
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Sep 29, 2016 19:26
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cmndstab posted:Also, I love the song and all but I Am, I Said has some pretty embarrassing lyrics. Same boat for me. For what is meant to be his big introspective about his career and life Diamond really managed to cheese that part up bad. Allen Wren posted:how the gently caress do you call out i am i said and not talk about the loving chair Also this.
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Sep 29, 2016 19:45
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Five Cent Deposit posted:I think it's fair to say that the Beastie Boys have pretty terrible lyrics most of the time, and I'm at a point where I'm sort of embarrassed that I ever liked them. Even musically speaking I don't think their stuff has aged well, if it was ever good in the first place. Paul's Boutique *might* be the exception but I have less than zero interest in testing that theory. I like my SUGAR with COFFEE and CREAM!!!
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Sep 29, 2016 20:04
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My cherie amour, distant as the Milky Way. poo poo's just lazy, Steve.
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Torquemada posted:My cherie amour, distant as the Milky Way. poo poo's just lazy, Steve. "For your love, I would give anything just to see the smile upon your face" You're Stevie fuckin Wonder, that's just awkward.
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