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Whether it be patricide, fratricide, matricide, embezzlement (of up to an including $1,000,000), theft (see previous statement on embezzlement), treason or anything and eveything in the judicial code. You get one free pass. One "get out of jail free card". To do whatever you wish, with a dollar amount up to an including 1,000,000 dollars. You want to smuggle a million dollars worth of any drugs across a border? Free pass. You want to actually sell a million dollars worth of whatever and get away with it? Free pass. You want to kill a person, whomsoever that person is. Free pass. You want to murder the OP in cold blood. Free pass. So, what is it goons? What is your one flouting of the law? What is it you would use the ultimate "Monopoly" card on? Please don't say you would trade it for 200 dollars.
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How much is a presidential candidate worth? ^: 
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Sep 29, 2016 06:51
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Find wherever they store these get out of jail free cards, steal two, redeem one when I get arrested. Amass enough that I can do whatever I want.
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I'd probably get a refill at McDonalds without paying for it. Maybe go 61 in a 60. I'm torn. 
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well obviously ill go for the first treason that generates >$1,000,000 e: oh, there's a fixed $1m amount? i guess what i do doesnt matter
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Outrail posted:How much is a presidential candidate worth? One, free, pass. dookifex_maximus posted:well obviously ill go for the first treason that generates >$1,000,000 and while it is fixed at a million, I like the way you think.
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Sep 29, 2016 06:54
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symbolic posted:Find wherever they store these get out of jail free cards, steal two, redeem one when I get arrested. Amass enough that I can do whatever I want. With a mind like that why not just rig an election so these "free passes" which are controlled by authoritarians (probably ISIS Muslims) don't exist anymore and everyone gets infinite free passes?
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Sep 29, 2016 06:57
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Prob take a piss on something/one I don't like?
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Sep 29, 2016 06:58
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VendaGoat posted:One, free, pass. Great. Frame Roger Rabbit, a fictional character, for the murder of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:00
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wynter necr0 posted:With a mind like that why not just rig an election so these "free passes" which are controlled by authoritarians (probably ISIS Muslims) don't exist anymore and everyone gets infinite free passes?
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Sep 29, 2016 07:01
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Hello. I am from the internet secret service! You are under internet arrest!!!
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Sep 29, 2016 07:01
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the one where u stick to the wall and the floor drops down
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Sep 29, 2016 07:01
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Corporate embezzlement - I already know how I could do it but I would get caught within 24 to 36 hours under normal circumstances. If I got a free pass I could easily net around $300 million overnight.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:01
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A million isn't very much money in the scheme of things, I could see the economic impact of assassination or murder far exceeding that cost. I recall NHTSA calculating an automobile fatality being a liability of $1,000,000+, so this whole scheme seems like some honeypot to get people in deep poo poo over some alleged consequence free crime. So I'd probably just take a brand new Jeep Unlimited Rubicon, because I wouldn't pay money again for one of those pieces of poo poo, but I wouldn't mind another one if it was free. If I could just take a nice house and get to keep it that'd be sweet too.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:02
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Personally, I'd just call my ex-boyfriends brother and cry to him on the phone while drunk and acting like a huge baby, maybe ask for some money. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 29, 2016 07:03
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ElectroMagneticJosh posted:Corporate embezzlement - I already know how I could do it but I would get caught within 24 to 36 hours under normal circumstances. If I got a free pass I could easily net around $300 million overnight. 1 mil total, after taxes, and only one mil.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:03
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I'd steal just enough to pay my debt. Then I seriously won't spend more then I can afford I promise!!!
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Sep 29, 2016 07:04
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Kuato posted:A million isn't very much money in the scheme of things, I could see the economic impact of assassination or murder far exceeding that cost. I recall NHTSA calculating an automobile fatality being a liability of $1,000,000+, so this whole scheme seems like some honeypot to get people in deep poo poo over some alleged consequence free crime. Are you loving serious? Do you know how many of your countrymen, living it states without onerous cost of livings, would kill you, in the absolute worst way possible, just to have enough money to live comfortably, for the rest of their lives? Minnesota.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:04
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I want to put my toes in queen lizzys mouth and shout 'bombs away!'
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Sep 29, 2016 07:07
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I'd destroy the sun, lyin fuckin BITCH
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Sep 29, 2016 07:07
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spray paint a dick on whistler's mother
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Sep 29, 2016 07:07
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.lnk to the past posted:spray paint a dick on whistler's mother Oh poo poo..... Now this I like.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:08
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I want to have a shady Mexican surgeon give me a bionic butt hole. Like a camera shutter. All turds sliced off clean. Unwanted rape dicks severed. It will make a zzzzt zzzzzt sound when it opens and closes.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:12
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VendaGoat posted:Oh poo poo..... this makes me think that you might be able to create value greater than 1 mill, but is value you aren't able to experience true value?
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Sep 29, 2016 07:17
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:I want to have a shady Mexican surgeon give me a bionic butt hole. Like a camera shutter. All turds sliced off clean. Unwanted rape dicks severed. It will make a zzzzt zzzzzt sound when it opens and closes.  i think this falls outside the purview of the OP bargain
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Sep 29, 2016 07:18
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i'd seize control of the federal government and usher in the era of dank enlightenment
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Sep 29, 2016 07:19
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I would punch Martin Shkreli in the face.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:20
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VendaGoat posted:Are you loving serious? The $1,000,000 cap probably negates a lot of cool stuff we could do is what I'm saying. If just a car wreck is calculated at a $1,000,000+ then murder, regicide, must be of exponentially more value than this. If there's no cap I'd steal the loving Sonics back from Oklahoma, and if we can really have no consequences, I'd nuke that shithole state off the face of the Earth.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:21
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dookifex_maximus posted:this makes me think that you might be able to create value greater than 1 mill, but is value you aren't able to experience true value? I am capped by my reptilian overlords.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:21
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Kuato posted:The $1,000,000 cap probably negates a lot of cool stuff we could do is what I'm saying. If just a car wreck is calculated at a $1,000,000+ then murder, regicide, must be of exponentially more value than this. See, this is why there is a cap.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:23
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Who even uses terms like "Free pass" anyway other than fascists?
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VendaGoat posted:See, this is why there is a cap. I've decided to not be bound by the rules. Say goodbye to Oklahoma, and I've changed my mind, and want James Harden and Kevin Durant forced to play for the Sonics in 2016-2017 as well. 
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The Laughing Man posted:Who even uses terms like "Free pass" anyway other than fascists? this is actually exactly what started to break up the roman republic, the senate started voting their magistrates and consuls free passes for short periods (the Senatus Consultum Ultimum) Unfortunately, The People did not agree with The Senate and the Courts started prosecuting people who were granted Senatus Consultum Ultimum after the fact (see: the trial against Saturninus' killer) this is why you cant let your congress and executives do whatever they want, because by the time they're disregarding the constitution, it's far too late
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Sep 29, 2016 07:28
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Well I've already got murder, torture, and kidnapping under my belt, so I'd like to get away with shoplifting a pack of gum.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:29
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if you want to murder just become a cop. gotta use your pass on something cool like a bmx bike
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Sep 29, 2016 07:31
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I use my pass to be able to counterfeit more passes.
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Sep 29, 2016 07:35
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:if you want to murder just become a cop. gotta use your pass on something cool like a bmx bike you could also get away with a murder by making a zipgun and planting it on whomever you plug, hell, you could probably invite someone to your house and shoot them on your doorstep if you told everybody you knew beforehand you were afraid of your target
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wait I got it i'm already white, so ill plug some minority, use my free pass to get off, and then make my >$1,000,000 on kickstarter
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A few years ago Rupert Murdoch had a birthday party that virtually all the worst examples of the wealthy elite in the world attented. I will leave it at that.
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