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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Does what it says on the can--what are some cool ways to tell your friends, family, and loved ones you're about to split logs?

- Hucking dood
- OP posting
- Serving nooner a hot 6
- Deleting the emails on my private account
- Squeezin' your tubez
- Building a school in Uganda
- Taking a gap year

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm gonna post a thread in GBS.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I heard some ultra conservative cristian families kids say they have to "make" once. I thought it was the grossest thing I've ever heard. :barf:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



- breaking the brown barrier
- crestin' everest
- pullin stix' (a subtle nod to the game kerplunk)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
*in klingon voice* kplah

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
Say nothing

Let the odors speak for you

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
takin the browns to the super bowl

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pissing out of my butt

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



chutes and splatters

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Dollas posted:

takin the browns to the super bowl

Classic

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Blasting a dook is my personal fave

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
I don't really use this one very often, but since nobody else has said it:

dropping a deuce

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



bradzilla posted:

Blasting a dook is my personal fave

the babadooka

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

whoflungpoop posted:

*in klingon voice* kplah

:gowron:

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
Choke off a bum goblin

Release a chocolate hostage

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
I'm going to go fill the toilet with excrement

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The ritual will soon begin. Please don your ceremonial garb.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'm gonna fire up the rope cutter.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Gonna poo poo on a commode

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
take a smash

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010
got to go grow a tail

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Torpedo tube's loaded, time to launch.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Pinch a loaf. Classic and timeless.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

timp posted:

I don't really use this one very often, but since nobody else has said it:

dropping a deuce

classic, effective, with nutty undertones

love it

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE *repeat x8 and follow with 10 minute instrumental performance*

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

"Pretty soon I'm gonna take a poo poo."

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"Now, if you ladies will excuse me, I'm going to bomb china."

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I just poo poo my pants

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

https://youtu.be/Dcp5ktnnRHs

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh gooooooooooodd it's too late *splooooosh*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
Building the great pyramid of Giza

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Walking the turtle

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I prefer to hold it in stinking up the place with rotten farts while pretending there it something stoic about not taking a poo poo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
"Excuse me, but I need to release a U2 album"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
witness me

Clamwacker
Feb 12, 2007

It is now time to rock out with your cock out. BEGIN!
Gotta download.

A fun alternative is streaming.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
gonna rip open a new fault in my fissures

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HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.
Makin' mud slugs.

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