cool ways to announce you're gonna rip a fat dump?

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WHY GOD KILL ME: Apr 16, 2007

Need to do some quantum tunneling. Unless it's liquid, then I'll be continuously tunneling.

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WHY GOD KILL ME fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Sep 30, 2016

# ? Sep 30, 2016 04:36

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# ? May 13, 2024 00:39

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Backing out the brown Bedford

# ? Sep 30, 2016 10:20

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Say ladies, it's time to pop Cumfart Cocktails 4 into the ol VHS

# ? Sep 30, 2016 10:21

Risky: May 18, 2003

Recycling Taco Bell

# ? Sep 30, 2016 10:44

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

I prefer to let my screams echo out in the neighborhood when I'm having a rage poo poo.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 10:47

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

I HAVE TO POOP

# ? Sep 30, 2016 10:54

buttchugging adderall: May 7, 2007; COME GET SOME

If I have diarrhea I say "I'm gonna blow butt chunks!!" while sprinting to the bathroom.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 11:49

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Chrpno posted:

Say ladies, it's time to pop Cumfart Cocktails 4 into the ol VHS

elaborate, but leaves no questions as to your intentions

# ? Sep 30, 2016 11:57

chickie nugs for brekkie: May 17, 2010

do some low altitude bombing

# ? Sep 30, 2016 12:34

Dreqqus: Feb 21, 2013; BAMF!

Gotta blast some fart nuggets into the turdbowl!!

It only works if you bust a sick kick flip on the way to the bathroom though.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 12:43

gobbagool: Feb 5, 2016; by R. Guyovich; Doctor Rope

In gobbagool's regular rotation:

Pinch a loaf
Crackin mad stackz
splicing fiber
laying cable
takin' the A-train downtown

# ? Sep 30, 2016 12:47

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

gobbagool posted:

Crackin mad stackz

wears sunglasses on the shitter

# ? Sep 30, 2016 13:20

eager beaver: Jan 13, 2004; I SHOULD BUY A NEW AVATAR. GIVE THE FORUMS ALL MY MONEY.

battling count dooku

# ? Sep 30, 2016 13:23

ThunderFug: Jun 10, 2004; this account was my birthday present

Bury a Quaker

# ? Sep 30, 2016 13:36

Rush Limbo: Sep 5, 2005; its with a full house

- Replenish the Shipyard
- Dropship some orders from the Russell Stover's warehouse
- Carpet bomb the yellow sea
- Liquidise the inventory at the Baby Ruth factory.
- Moisten some stogies
- Stock the pool with brown trout

# ? Sep 30, 2016 14:03

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Gotta go stretch the 'ol rear end in a top hat

# ? Sep 30, 2016 14:07

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

Putting the bowl thru therapy

# ? Sep 30, 2016 14:09

fatjoint: Sep 28, 2005; Fatjoint

I usually announce with a fart that clears the room, and sulk my way to the shitter.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 14:11

haris pilton: Sep 4, 2014

Knitting a brown sweater

# ? Sep 30, 2016 15:03

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

*heads to bathroom w spatula* im going through a terrible breakup

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:15

Horace Kinch: Aug 15, 2007

honesty is always the best policy. when nature calls, respond with I'M GONNA RIP A FAT DUMP

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:17

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

*heads to bathroom w spatula* im going through a terrible breakup

lol gross

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:23

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

*brings a kitchen mandolin into the shitter* I'm gabagoolin

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:24

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

brb, gotta go fill a canoli

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:26

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

push a mess

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:27

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

social vegan posted:

*waves harry potter wand* rectum ejectum

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:30

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Jimmy Hats posted:

"Gotta go face my demons" is my favourite

# ? Sep 30, 2016 18:34

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Gonna drop my Trump vote

social vegan posted:

*waves harry potter wand* rectum ejectum

Yeah

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:01

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

im gonna drop a raucous (turd)

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:03

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Gotta take a grapefruit to Italy

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:10

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

-I gotta see a guy about a horse.
-Gonna audition for SWAP2.AVI (only works with certain people)

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:15

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

It's time I made dinner, I hope you're as hungry as I am.

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:42

Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I found out this month that a friend of mine's little brother calls it "taking a grumper"

I like that, mad grumpin

# ? Sep 30, 2016 19:57

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

*constipated and the moment finally arrives*

I gotta go uncork my bunghole :xd:

# ? Oct 1, 2016 00:30

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Beklager folkens, men jeg m� drite og det no j�vlig.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 00:50

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

administering daily rituals

# ? Oct 1, 2016 01:47

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

gonna go do hot brown poos

# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:01

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

alpaca diseases posted:

gonna go do hot brown poos

you should have more respect for the gifts of the lord

- consecrating gifts of the lord btw

# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:02

ToyotaThong: Oct 29, 2011

Gotta get something down on paper.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:13

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B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

If it's before noon I'll refer to it as taking my morning constitutional, but usually I'll say I'm gonna go pump a grumper.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:40

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