cool ways to announce you're gonna rip a fat dump?

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Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

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winter.mute: Jan 5, 2010

gotta clear some space on my hard drive

going to vote early

I have a meeting in the little office

# ? Oct 1, 2016 02:48

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

B.H. Facials posted:

If it's before noon I'll refer to it as taking my morning constitutional

drat I always forget to use this one but I really like it

# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:13

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

I'm in incredible agony

# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:33

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

inverted heimlich

got these thick vibrations

# ? Oct 1, 2016 03:55

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

gonna go take a grumpy

# ? Oct 1, 2016 04:23

chickie nugs for brekkie: May 17, 2010

alpaca diseases posted:

gonna go do hot brown poos

You got the hot snakes?

:bigtran:: What are you doing in there?
:comeback:

: I'm creating!

Actually this smilie sums up my typical experience pretty well.
:comeback:

# ? Oct 1, 2016 04:36

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I'm going to print a fax

# ? Oct 1, 2016 04:37

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Having a blowout

# ? Oct 1, 2016 05:15

SUBLIME!: Mar 7, 2009; _{my quiver is full~}

Ridin the waves on a tiki head

# ? Oct 1, 2016 16:52

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Drop some heavy lead

# ? Oct 1, 2016 17:11

White Phosphorus: Sep 12, 2000

Dollas posted:

takin the browns to the super bowl

Dropping Obama's off at the White House.

Used earnestly. Thank you Florida.

# ? Oct 1, 2016 17:47

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Ralph Hurley posted:

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# ? Oct 1, 2016 20:48

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

I'm gonna go lose some weight

# ? Oct 1, 2016 21:31

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Im cool and I'm gonna rip a fat dump

# ? Oct 1, 2016 23:14

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

I have a missile in the silo

# ? Oct 1, 2016 23:45

hey welcome to the show!: Jan 22, 2014; nobody loves me

Has anyone said pop a squat yet?

# ? Oct 1, 2016 23:52

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

poop a squart

# ? Oct 2, 2016 00:05

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I'm going to go make room for dinner.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 00:20

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

I have to Firebomb Dresden.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 00:24

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm gonna post a thread in GBS.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 00:24

crabcakes66: May 24, 2012; by exmarx

I gotta go create some anime.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 00:32

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

excuse me your wife is knocking at the back door

# ? Oct 2, 2016 00:38

Spoke Lee: Dec 31, 2004; chairizard lol

Gonna go squish some butt soup.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:29

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

I like "dropping a load" because it confuses people and turns the whole affair into a mysterious guessing game.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:34

Gomi Day: Nov 15, 2007; Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.; Plaster Town Cop

truffle bombing

operation dumbo drop

# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:37

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

do the unthinkable

# ? Oct 2, 2016 06:10

Jedrick: Mar 21, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

push a mess
blast a dookie
go for a grunt
my morning exercises
or the dreaded "bi-monthly bowel buster"

# ? Oct 2, 2016 07:09

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

"I am going to sit on a toilet and squeeze fecal matter out of my anus."

# ? Oct 2, 2016 07:11

Jedrick: Mar 21, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

going to go play some smooth jazz
gangway! gotta poop!
investing with the hendersons

Jedrick fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Oct 2, 2016

# ? Oct 2, 2016 07:13

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

- Bullseye some womp rats
- Flood tube #2 and plot a firing solution

# ? Oct 2, 2016 07:58

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Utilize Organic Ordnance

# ? Oct 2, 2016 08:08

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I'm going to leave a scathing review <-has this one been said??

# ? Oct 2, 2016 10:16

Rush Limbo: Sep 5, 2005; its with a full house

Murray Mantoinette posted:

- Bullseye some womp rats
- Flood tube #2 and plot a firing solution

Take a Kessel Run
Save some ewoks
Submit to the dark side
Locate the rebel base
Slaughter some younglings
Let the wookie win
Shoot first

# ? Oct 2, 2016 10:34

WHY GOD KILL ME: Apr 16, 2007

Engorge the Rhoids
Squeeze the Posterior Pimple
Spray the Taint

# ? Oct 2, 2016 10:39

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Friginator posted:

"I am going to sit on a toilet and squeeze fecal matter out of my anus."

This is good. I like clinically accurate descriptions.

I'd go with "I'm going to evacuate my bowels".

Sounds gross and funny but it's what a doctor would say.

# ? Oct 2, 2016 11:18