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Is car girly?
yes, you are a pantyman if you buy one
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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer




I am gonna go test drive one this weekend.

are small-midsize SUVs for ladies in general?

how did I get this idea in my head?

am I being mystogenis?

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Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
SUVs are dumb in general.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Roylicious posted:

SUVs are dumb in general.

i know, im dumb too thats why i want one.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
it has blue tooth technology.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

get a minivan

there's nothing more masculine than showing people you don't give a poo poo what they think and minivans are practical and have tons of room for your big swinging balls

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
The Canyonero doesn't exist IRL, OP.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hm. doesn't look like a v6 to me. how many horses does she got?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

LGD posted:

get a minivan

there's nothing more masculine than showing people you don't give a poo poo what they think and minivans are practical and have tons of room for your big swinging balls

sticking it to the man. take that the man!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

hm. doesn't look like a v6 to me. how many horses does she got?

it does have a V6 option but that is more expensive.

there is also a cheaper "intercooled turbo" option that takes premium unleaded only.

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

Youre getting a Ford. Be a man.

Get a Mustang.

Insist on a pink paint job. Demand that your friends, family and acquaintances all refer to you as Mustang Sally.

The Slack Lagoon
Jun 17, 2008



I drove a Ford freestyle for a long time as a man and it was actually pretty nice. Enough space to go camping, got OK mileage (avg 25, up to 30 on long interstate trips)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
It's a cross over, those are the girliest things. Looks like an SUV, drives and rides like a minivan (Because thats the chasis its built on)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

it does have a V6 option but that is more expensive.

there is also a cheaper "intercooled turbo" option that takes premium unleaded only.

well that's just a suggestion. engine knocking just means its doing its job

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

It's actually more manly than something like a Camaro or giant pick up because you aren't using a replacement penis.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Roylicious posted:

SUVs are dumb in general.

the dumbest thing is a performance SUV like the Porsche Cayenne. what an abomination

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

LGD posted:

get a minivan

there's nothing more masculine than showing people you don't give a poo poo what they think and minivans are practical and have tons of room for your big swinging balls

minivans are great for camping on the cheap while still being useful for most day-to-day stuff

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lol just lol if you don't ride clean in a sedan on the daily

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ROFLburger posted:

the dumbest thing is a performance SUV like the Porsche Cayenne. what an abomination

Hyrbids that get worse mileage than the average econo box are up there too

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

thathonkey posted:

lol just lol if you don't ride clean in a sedan on the daily

my car right now is a honder accord, i was just thinking about getting something newer and nicer because idk

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
if your honda doesnt have 200k yet then dont bother

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
^^ Ehhhhhh, Honda's are sub-par in almost every way now and have been since the death of the S2000. They're costlier than their Ford and Chevy counter parts with worse standard features/options and less reliable than their Korean competition. Still, better than the Maxima and Altima

JiveHonky posted:

my car right now is a honder accord, i was just thinking about getting something newer and nicer because idk

Pick up a 2012 Infiniti EX for less than you would a new Edge and get twice the car for less

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Sep 29, 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thats a crossover OP!

gently caress!!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Get a Honda Accord op. A new one.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

^^ Ehhhhhh, Honda's are sub-par in almost every way now and have been since the death of the S2000. They're costlier than their Ford and Chevy counter parts with worse standard features/options and less reliable than their Korean competition. Still, better than the Maxima and Altima


Pick up a 2012 Infiniti EX for less than you would a new Edge and get twice the car for less

i dont like it, it looks like a sad shoe.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Get a corvette stingray.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

Get a corvette stingray.

i'm not a private investigator and i'm not having a midlife crisis

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
cars are for idiots get a bike you loving moron

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
shut up gently caress da mods quit causing trouble. you cause trouble everywhere you are a troublemaker

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
honda accords are quality and all but goddamn theyve made it such a gutless boring as hell to drive generic car that works really really wel

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

JiveHonky posted:

i'm not a private investigator and i'm not having a midlife crisis

Not yet

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

found on road dead

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

always get a toyota tacoma

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

own your lack of self-respect and buy a bicycle

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Have you looked at the CX-5 if you're determined to get a crossover? It's probably not the Mazda you should buy but it's still *a* Mazda you could buy, so doubtless would be the better choice.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Stationwagons are better than unibody based SUVs which are really tall hatchbacks.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

NihilismNow posted:

Stationwagons are better than unibody based SUVs which are really tall hatchbacks.

the Ford Edge def fits the description of an oversized hatchback.

i cant help liking the way it looks though its like a cool spaceship you can drive around on earth.

naem
May 29, 2011

JiveHonky posted:





I am gonna go test drive one this weekend.

are small-midsize SUVs for ladies in general?

how did I get this idea in my head?

am I being mystogenis?

I hate all small midsize whatever SUVs right now they look like cows.

They look like formerly attractive women who married middle managers and got fat butts and wear expensive yoga pants around their gunt.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

naem posted:

I hate all small midsize whatever SUVs right now they look like cows.

They look like formerly attractive women who married middle managers and got fat butts and wear expensive yoga pants around their gunt.

Good thing nobody is fuckin' cars.

naem
May 29, 2011

thathonkey posted:

honda accords are quality and all but goddamn theyve made it such a gutless boring as hell to drive generic car that works really really wel

I'm looking forward to the turbocharged Honda civics with spoilers and stuff about lot to come out they look fun

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I drive a ford truck and it owns

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