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Most everyone is familiar with the bootleg Robocop action figure of RobertCop -  I was thinking it would be great if a feature film was made about RobertCop! What would RobertCop say in the middle of his wacky hijinks? "Your turn...jerk!" "Dead or alive you're accompanying me!" Maybe he doesn't get shot to shreds by psycho drug lords, maybe he is a school crossing guard that gets run over by a funeral procession? Maybe whenever he sees the Ed 209 robot, he develops a rust spot on his crotchplate where he pisses himself? I think we could come up with some decent RobertCop movie moments.
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Sep 30, 2016 19:31
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like for example maybe his overseas eurotrash brother is named robértflic
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Sep 30, 2016 19:36
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I'd buy that at Dollar General!
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Sep 30, 2016 19:39
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Robert Cop: Stop in the name of the law! Lewis: Why are you wearing that dumb helmet again? Robert Cop: Shut up!
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Sep 30, 2016 19:41
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Ladies, we need a moment
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Sep 30, 2016 19:41
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His secret prime directive is "You are unable to shoot an armed black man"
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Sep 30, 2016 19:43
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he just drives a sensible family van everywhere
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Sep 30, 2016 19:46
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They'll repair you, they repair all of the other things"
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Sep 30, 2016 19:48
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Booblord Zagats posted:Ladies, we need a moment
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Sep 30, 2016 19:49
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Booblord Zagats posted:Ladies, we need a moment Girls, please congregate elsewhere
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Sep 30, 2016 19:50
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i'm tired of all these robert cops on tumblr
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Sep 30, 2016 19:52
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RobertCop and his friend Fred-209
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Sep 30, 2016 19:56
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*is seen plugging fiddly SCSI cable into computer in middle of movie* *ineffectually slaps at villain at end of movie with it before awkwardly strangling them with the cord*
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Sep 30, 2016 19:57
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Such womanly hips. 
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Sep 30, 2016 19:59
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Instead of the cool holster-in-leg thing there's just a length of PVC pipe duct-taped to his leg with a gun awkwardly ratting around in there
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Sep 30, 2016 20:11
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He could be an accountant, or traffic cop, who opted into the program because he wanted more excitement in his life and couldn't stand his family. But was kept in the same job and forced to be with his family nonetheless. And also incurred all the debt from being Robocop, so actually owes money to OCP to be a Robocop.
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Sep 30, 2016 20:16
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I work for Rick Cohn!
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Sep 30, 2016 20:19
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So basically instead of his entire body being blown away at the beginning the gang members actually shoot all the intellectual property off of him
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Sep 30, 2016 20:25
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Monkey Fracas posted:Instead of the cool holster-in-leg thing there's just a length of PVC pipe duct-taped to his leg with a gun awkwardly ratting around in there He doesn't even get a cool gun, it's like a 1974 snub nosed piece of poo poo like something from Barney Miller.  His robot hands can't even make it function
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Sep 30, 2016 20:27
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Excuse me, you all clearly mean MOBIL COP, right? With GUN FIRING and ABLE TO CHANGE ATTITUDE FREELY. PureEvil6_13 posted:He doesn't even get a cool gun, it's like a 1974 snub nosed piece of poo poo like something from Barney Miller. Robert Cop would probably use something like this
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Sep 30, 2016 20:30
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 4: GET 20 BUCKS THAT GUY JIM OWES YOU FOR MOWING HIS LAWN
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Sep 30, 2016 20:43
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Boddicker is played by Geoff Pierson.
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Sep 30, 2016 20:58
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Bitches get out of the room.
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Sep 30, 2016 21:01
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Every time he twirls his gun around his finger before putting it in the holster, he shoots himself in the metal foot. It surprises him every time.
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Sep 30, 2016 21:10
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Madam you have suffered emotional shock I will notify a 24 hour urgent care clinic
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Sep 30, 2016 21:11
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Your vehicle is in a street sweeping zone. Your move, creep.
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Sep 30, 2016 21:15
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Sep 30, 2016 21:42
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*blows up port-a-john with small explosive* "eh yeah that's pretty good I guess" Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Sep 30, 2016 |
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Sep 30, 2016 21:46
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Booblord Zagats posted:Ladies, we need a moment
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Sep 30, 2016 21:52
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robber cop
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Sep 30, 2016 21:55
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*interfaces with city computer by swapping big rear end floppy disks*
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Sep 30, 2016 22:00
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Monkey Fracas posted:
protect the innocent? good lord this is unrealistic as gently caress
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Sep 30, 2016 22:05
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I don't know about dialogue, but I think it should be called What About BobCop
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Sep 30, 2016 22:09
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furaiddo shickun
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Sep 30, 2016 22:09
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In the scene where he hacks into the mainframe or whatever. . .when he *shicks* out that ice pick from where his middle finger would be? Yeah RobertCop would do that, only an old rusty church key would slowly rise up out of his fist, then drop to the floor with a clank. RobertCop would then spend several comical minutes trying to maneuver around in an effort to pick the key up because his bulky armor prevents him from bending very far at the waist.
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Sep 30, 2016 22:26
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RobertCop, Mall Cop
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Oct 1, 2016 16:53
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I liked the scene where he shot the rapper in the Richard
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Oct 1, 2016 16:57
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Every time RobertCop scans a room for clues or brigands or whatever his HUD display just says stuff like "ooo whats that" "wonder what that is" and "oh huh, neat!"
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Oct 1, 2016 17:02
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He's just a desk cop. An hour and 45 minutes of RobertCop filling out paperwork and watercooler talk.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:02
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what was the point of calling it Robert Cop, anyway? Surely the likeness is protected under copyright too? It's hard to imagine the knockoff company turning a losing lawsuit into a win just because they named it Robert Cop.
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