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Robert Cop was Ray Romano's older brother on Everybody Loves Raymond
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He is a Robert. He is a cop. He is a Robert Cop.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:27
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CannedMacabre posted:He's just a desk cop. An hour and 45 minutes of RobertCop filling out paperwork and watercooler talk. - Nice accounting, son. What's your name? - Murray.
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Oct 1, 2016 17:36
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Robert Cop definitely drives a 93 Geo Metro with a slipping power steering belt
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Oct 1, 2016 17:56
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I'd purchase that at a reasonable price point
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Oct 1, 2016 17:56
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RobertCop runs on an array of "D" batteries and has to buy a bunch every time he goes to the store They're in the cart with a bunch of microwave frozen dinners
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Oct 1, 2016 18:01
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Robert Cop's original name was Robiertte Coppenheigh but he changed it so people would stop asking him how to pronounce it
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Oct 1, 2016 18:04
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RobertCop is getting too old for this stuff.
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Oct 1, 2016 18:19
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RobertCop is real excited to finish his deck this weekend. If the Sarge approves his raise, it means he'll be able to afford that Thermospa next spring. Too sweet RobertCop. Too sweet.
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Oct 1, 2016 18:21
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"your move, cretin." *robertcop shoots criminal with a crossbow and gets in his van and drives to his precinct in tedroit*
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Oct 1, 2016 19:13
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Oct 2, 2016 01:39
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PureEvil6_13 posted:They'll repair you, they repair all of the other things"
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Oct 2, 2016 02:13
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Last year-ish I create a character for a cyberpunk tabletop RPG that someone was running. Me, having no originality whatsoever, decided to make someone based on the question "What if Robocop was created by today's Detroit, and they couldn't foot the bill so they cut a bunch of corners and paired up with Olive Garden to create the ultimate law/dining enforcement cyborg on a budget?" And thus "Robert Copp," the escaped cyberwaiter-who-claims-to-be-a-cop-and-lives-like-a-hobo was born: Highlights of his adventures in the future included: -Emitting a pleasant odor of fresh-baked breadsticks -Possessing an operating system somehow based on Bonzibuddy -Evading capture teams of elite cyborg soldiers from Olive Garden's internal security -Empty beer cans spilling out of his clothes/compartments whenever he did anything -Creating a distraction for the party by making GBS threads through the skylight of a bank while rambling about fiat currencies, allowing the party to steal several thousand tons of (criminal) platinum -Having his knockoff Auto-9 detonate in his hands on several occasions -Overexerting himself trying to catch a perp and breaking off his lovely legs during a leap -Being chased out of a free health clinic, pants around his ankles and stammering about organ-theft conspiracies -Destroying priceless art in a Naked Gun-esque series of slapstick fuckups Also a whole lot of toilet hooch-making.
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Oct 2, 2016 03:28
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Oct 2, 2016 03:45
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:he just drives a sensible family van everywhere A 1987 Ford Taurus is entirely fitting for Robert Cop.
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Oct 2, 2016 03:46
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Oct 2, 2016 03:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YfJyc_rew&t=4s OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Oct 2, 2016 |
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Oct 2, 2016 03:58
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Turdfuzz posted:protect the innocent? No one is innocent. Perfect loophole.
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Oct 2, 2016 04:06
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im the backwards hand.
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Oct 2, 2016 04:12
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I would rather the franchise took a superviolent XXX-rated turn of character where Robert Cop is a sexual cyborg built to please people in order to dispense his justice, until they submit to his awesome authority. He could say things like: "Dead or alive, you're coming."
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Oct 2, 2016 05:09
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Prime Directions: 1: Serve the pubic rust 2: Proctor the indecent 3: uphodl the law 4: Classifide
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Oct 2, 2016 05:10
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The robot that RobertCop is turned into is programmed by Jeff K
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Oct 2, 2016 07:47
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My God, that is exactly how my character acted, right down to the sleeping in refuse. Also instead of Basil Pouldoris, the Robert Cop movie would feature the musical stylings of 80's pop group Wham!.
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Oct 2, 2016 08:37
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Sorry but there's only one correct robocop remake.
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Oct 2, 2016 10:48
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DoctorStrangelove posted:im the backwards hand. im the surfing robot with blue dick arms
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Oct 2, 2016 12:05
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RobertCop always wears a T-shirt when he goes swimming.
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Oct 2, 2016 12:16
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Lol, not only is that Johnny Five, that's specifically the version of Johnny Five from Short Circuit 2. This is some next-level ripoff poo poo.
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Oct 2, 2016 12:29
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I'm the injured T-1000 in the background who is going surfing even though his head has been split in half.
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Oct 2, 2016 15:48
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Murray Mantoinette posted:Lol, not only is that Johnny Five, that's specifically the version of Johnny Five from Short Circuit 2. This is some next-level ripoff poo poo. Its a pretty inspired Parody, yeah
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Oct 2, 2016 15:54
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Murray Mantoinette posted:Lol, not only is that Johnny Five, that's specifically the version of Johnny Five from Short Circuit 2. This is some next-level ripoff poo poo. Your references check out. You're hired.
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Oct 2, 2016 19:28
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 Lapdance or not, you're cumming with me.
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Oct 3, 2016 11:13
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Most everyone is familiar with the bootleg Robocop action figure of RobertCop - I think robertcop just ends up going to starbucks and buying himself a good ol' frappe, he's just a average joe, or robert if you will
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Oct 3, 2016 11:20
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I want to know what the "Free Fun Surprise" is all about.
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Oct 3, 2016 11:37
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I'd purchase that for a reasonable sum of money!
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Oct 3, 2016 12:10
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Jabberlock posted:I want to know what the "Free Fun Surprise" is all about.
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Oct 3, 2016 12:30
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Robertcop 2 takes place in old crime-ridden Pennsylvania and Robertcop was born out an ACP (Amish Consumer Products) experiment to create cop that upheld the law and said no to temptation from the devil.
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Oct 3, 2016 12:34
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The Old Man - "Dick! Your services are no longer required and your employment from this establishment has been terminated!" RobertCop - "I appreciate that"
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Oct 3, 2016 13:46
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 http://youtube.com/watch?v=qx2GuZMfNp8
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Oct 3, 2016 14:02
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The full movie they did was hilarious. A bunch of independents basically remade every scene from the movie and spliced it together. It's on vimeo somewhere and actually pretty awesome. There's even an interpretive dance scene.
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Oct 3, 2016 14:19
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Robert is a former production robot at the GM plant, who gets made redundant. Now he's a crooked cop who targets drivers of foreign automobiles "Drop the gun, you are under arrest" "Officer, I'm not hol.." *fires indiscriminately* "Thank you for your cooperation"
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