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*Clarence Boddicker has been beaten, bloodied and dragged to the station by Robert Cop. Defiant, he spits a wad of blood on the front desk.* "I'd really like my phone call, please."
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Bobby: Ah, raspberries, Clarence! My leg! Clarence Boddicker: Leon! Pick him up! [Murphy, outside, recharges his taser. Inside, the gang members pull Bobby to his feet] Clarence Boddicker: Can you walk, Bobby? Bobby: Clarence, no! [The gang members slow down, push Bobby out the doors and he attempts to limp away.]
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Oct 3, 2016 17:53
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Joe Cox: Sure. Mind if I… zip this jacket up? It's cold today.
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*scene where that mutated guy gets run over with a car and explodes into approximately 80 gallons of bloody goo is excised from the movie and a moderately sized bug just hits the windshield instead* "oh geez, look at that- what a mess"
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Oct 3, 2016 18:06
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Rick Jones: "We practically are a fireworks factory." Each member of Clarance's gang is armed with 5 bottle rockets taped together for the final confrontation.
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Oct 3, 2016 18:13
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RobertCop: "I can feel them... and I have a picture of them in my wallet."
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Oct 3, 2016 18:15
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Dick Jones: "I had to fire Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake!" *An assortment of chrome-painted kitchen appliances glued to an Amusing Duck wanders into the room and continuously bumps into the wall*
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Oct 3, 2016 19:00
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RobertoCop Adios, los banditos
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PRIME DIRECTIVE 4: DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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Oct 3, 2016 19:41
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Monkey Fracas posted:*scene where that mutated guy gets run over with a car and explodes into approximately 80 gallons of bloody goo is excised from the movie and a moderately sized bug just hits the windshield instead* Mutated guy is narrowly missed by car, goes on to get extensive physical rehabilitation and goes on speaking tours as an inspirational speaker.
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RobertCop raises his weapon to take out a criminal about to murder an innocent: "We're sorry - this functionality has been disabled pending future software updates."
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"D-L-C You next Tuesday, Robertcop"
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ChickenHeart posted:Dick Jones: "I had to fire Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake!" I'm dying
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