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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Watching late Ryder cup coverage and one of those commercials came on. How does this still exist? First time I remember hearing about it was a super bowl at a buddies house a few years ago and it still exists????

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
do you have to send a picture of your tractor or field or something to prove you're a farmer or is this just a lee's coverall fetish thing I'm not getting?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

do you have to send a picture of your tractor or field or something to prove you're a farmer or is this just a lee's coverall fetish thing I'm not getting?

I have similar questions

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

let it mellow posted:

I have similar questions

Get a load of this poo poo:

https://www.seacaptaindate.com/


edit: like ok the sites a joke right? I mean calebs story obviously is a joke, but are those real profiles I just don't know :eyepop:

CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Oct 1, 2016

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
its just okcupid for people who are petrified of accidentally interacting with a black person urbanites you don't really have to be a farmer

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

The farm must make lots of food!!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Get a load of this poo poo:

https://www.seacaptaindate.com/


edit: like ok the sites a joke right? I mean calebs story obviously is a joke, but are those real profiles I just don't know :eyepop:

Jesus Christ how many of these niche dating sites exist

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't get why all those chicks have those big chins that go to one side or the other. It's like they had a bunch of overflow from some genetic experiment and they're auctioning them off as hookers in inincorporated areas or some poo poo. :shrug:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

I'm going glutton free now

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I think more people in America should be gluttony free, it's a health epidemic!

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Op, can you please start making posts like DGSW? Some things that He might say:


:siren: "poo poo is coming out of my rear end in a top hat right now":siren:

"Such my balls"

"Suck the door out of my rear end in a top hat"


I feel like this would fill the dad gay. so what? shaped hole that current new gbs has. Thanks in advance.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

do you have to send a picture of your tractor or field or something to prove you're a farmer or is this just a lee's coverall fetish thing I'm not getting?

lmao if this isn't your default response for anything you post online.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
ive always wanted to grow my own poppy field but never had much success

maybe i should sign up and meet somebody who will help me realize that dream

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
*group of fat girls enters the bar*



WHO LEFT THE BARN DOOR OPEN?!

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

let it mellow posted:

Watching late Ryder cup coverage and one of those commercials came on. How does this still exist? First time I remember hearing about it was a super bowl at a buddies house a few years ago and it still exists????

Farmers only commercials just loving drip with smugness. Like the one where the city girl can't ride a horse or where the country girl pushes the city girl into the lake and steals her good country boy.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
all the farmer guys when I grew up with in rural indiana wore loving blue corduroy FFA jackets or really tight jeans and just looked like tools and were loving dorks so IDK why thats a good attribute other than they're probably rich thanks to gov subsidiaries

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
the girls in the TV commercial are all very pretty and have cowboy boots.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

RustyShackleford posted:

the girls in the TV commercial are all very pretty and have cowboy boots.

poo poo, like they'd ever go for you. you probably got one of them fancy city jobs like "clerk" or "attendant" or even "stockman." nah, this dating site ain't for you.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Ron Jeremy posted:

Farmers only commercials just loving drip with smugness. Like the one where the city girl can't ride a horse or where the country girl pushes the city girl into the lake and steals her good country boy.

*laughing country girl pushes dumb city bitch into Smithfield hog pond* Hope you learned how to swim downtown!

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
city folk, amirite

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
that's a horse of a different color...read more expressions like this at farmers only dot com

cup holder full of dimes
Oct 1, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Color....
Hmmmm

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ChrisHansen posted:

*group of fat girls enters the bar*



WHO LEFT THE BARN DOOR OPEN?!

:thurman:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
do they have a gay section or do you have to go to jolly ranchers only dot com for that?

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Guessing the number is her weight in some old timey farm measurement?

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013


*spider web in corner reads "some pig"*

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
I dunno OP but I bet those farm girls get up to some kinky as gently caress stuff ya know?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Specter posted:

Guessing the number is her weight in some old timey farm measurement?

It's called "stones"

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

do you have to send a picture of your tractor or field or something to prove you're a farmer or is this just a lee's coverall fetish thing I'm not getting?

It's a whites only dating site :ssh:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The Management posted:

It's a whites only dating site :ssh:

I have an opinion about that but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Actually I saw dozens of those ads in rural WA and that never occurred to me once. I must be slipping.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


It looks angry.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

The Management posted:

It's a whites only dating site :ssh:

what's the point of that though

i mean if you're racist you can just not reply

it happens already anyway

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
will a yeti cooler get you laid on here

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Jonny 290 posted:

will a yeti cooler get you laid on here

No but a cool yeti awwwww yeah he

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
what the gently caress is up with that color coding tho

the same numbers have different colors

and they're not normalized by row or column, otherwise there wouldn't be bright or dark columns

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

AugmentedVision posted:

what's the point of that though

i mean if you're racist you can just not reply

it happens already anyway



If you are irrationally angry and insecure about the coloreds hitting on your women,

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

The Management posted:

It's a whites only dating site :ssh:

I was curious about that, so I googled around. Wouldn't you know it, on the first page of results was a recommendation from Stormfront ending with "and wouldn't you know it, not a black face to be found [smiley]"

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Why racist

All brown on inside

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

AugmentedVision posted:

what's the point of that though

i mean if you're racist you can just not reply

it happens already anyway



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