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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

This is just telling me to pick up black chicks!

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
they thirsty

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
for pacific islanders

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Good to see white guys making a strong showing across the board. And here I thought that graph was supposed to show racism.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Mariana Horchata posted:

ive always wanted to grow my own poppy field but never had much success

maybe i should sign up and meet somebody who will help me realize that dream

You want AfghansOnly.gov, which the US government set up to help widowed Afghani women find husbands in the aftermath of our war.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
that tv show, the amazing race. it's about white ppl, right?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

truth in advertising

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
To me, it's not the extreme obesity that's most unsettling about the person in this photo, but the homicidal stare.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I think it's the miles she's put on that thing in only 18 years. That's like fleet vehicles miles for an 18 year old.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
What if you're a farmer who wants to gently caress a sea captain?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

This picture is like 10 years old you idiots.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Irradiation posted:

This picture is like 10 years old you idiots.

Looks like the trolls just got... trolled

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Irradiation posted:

This picture is like 10 years old you idiots.

drat, you need to update your farmersonly profile pic!

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Dreddout posted:

drat, you need to update your farmersonly profile pic!

Haha nice

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Location: Van down by the river.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

i dont what?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
why'd they have to make Jesus so bangable in that pic?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol what exactly is hard to read on the chart. The more red it is, the lower the response rate, the more green it is, the higher it is. The number and color stays consistent across the chart. The numbers on the far right and bottom are the averages of the numbers in the row or column. The one in the lower right hand portion is the average response rate overall

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

penus penus penus posted:

lol what exactly is hard to read on the chart. The more red it is, the lower the response rate, the more green it is, the higher it is. The number and color stays consistent across the chart. The numbers on the far right and bottom are the averages of the numbers in the row or column. The one in the lower right hand portion is the average response rate overall

There are two or three different colors for 24 and the colors stay constant over large ranges of values (teens and low 20s), then change rapidly over the higher values. 17 and (some instances of) 24 are exactly the same color, then they start to change rapidly and 28 is already strikingly different.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

the most important part of a successful threesome is communication imo

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

raping jesus is p good times tbh

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Carrion Luggage posted:

raping jesus is p good times tbh

man the op says farmers only dot com not fatty edge lords dot com

The Laughing Man
Sep 21, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

let it mellow posted:

man the op says farmers only dot com not fatty edge lords dot com

i do not find this post sufficiently cryptic or edging. id let it mellow but i already saw 4chan and pissing in a sea of piss gets old.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

The Laughing Man posted:

i do not find this post sufficiently cryptic or edging. id let it mellow but i already saw 4chan and pissing in a sea of piss gets old.

man idk what this means, so maybe I should have paid child support after knocking your mom up so you could type coherent things?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

let it mellow posted:

man the op says farmers only dot com not fatty edge lords dot com

no


let it mellow posted:

Watching late Ryder cup coverage and one of those commercials came on. How does this still exist? First time I remember hearing about it was a super bowl at a buddies house a few years ago and it still exists????

is what the op says, asschaps

The Laughing Man
Sep 21, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
I am always around but never seen, I am often avoided, but you can't outrun me. For I will come when your old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with the cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in may forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate. Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show we will always meet. Try as you might to guess my name, but I m sure you'll know when it's you I claim. Who am I? Death of course.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Carrion Luggage posted:

no


is what the op says, asschaps

gently caress

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

The Laughing Man posted:

Who am I? fat and alone and dumb of course.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
There's a lot of cute farmer girls out there. Jastiger still here?

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

glowstick party tonight posted:

why'd they have to make Jesus so bangable in that pic?

With a middle name like "loving" it's pretty much a given.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
A lot of suburban morons like to think theyre country bc it makes them different or something

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Back when I used to travel a lot for work and had bad insomnia I saw so many farmers only commercials on late night TV. And they always followed commercials for blackpeoplemeet.com

Makes you think.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nathan Explosion really let himself go.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I assume bestiality is implicit?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Back when I used to travel a lot for work and had bad insomnia I saw so many farmers only commercials on late night TV. And they always followed commercials for blackpeoplemeet.com

Makes you think.

I bet they're owned by the same company

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

I bet they're owned by the same company

almost all of the online dating sites are owned by the same company

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
City folk just don't "get" it OP

I remember seeing a bunch of commercials for this, my favorite was the one where a farmers barnyard animals gossip about how much pussy the farmer gets

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Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

of course that thing is from wisconsin. i'm one of them uppity city folks who likes his women somewhat feminine. gay!

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