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EVER. lets get real. the absolute worst. for me it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AchgTb2fEg4 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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I clicked on this thread. Don't think I'll live this one down
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I murdered an mutilated a guy for wearing a really unconvincing fake beard and spent 15 years in prison.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I murdered an mutilated a guy for wearing a really unconvincing fake beard and spent 15 years in prison. thats a horrible reason to kill someone
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i had this really good argument for why we should be better, and went to the temple to get all the merchants and moneylenders outta the church, then they went to the feds and bribed one of my friends to turn me in, then I got executed horribly it sucked man, let me tell you hoo boy
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Oct 1, 2016 02:15
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b-minus1 posted:I clicked on this thread 
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You are a weirdo reregging retard op, just so you know
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:You are a weirdo reregging retard op, just so you know He does this with like a hundred different forums too.
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Oct 1, 2016 02:37
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A cute girl waved in my direction once, and I waved back. Turned out she was waving at someone behind me and I've relived this nightmare in perpetuity ever since.
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Waste my loving time with this poo poo again mark and I'm calling up all my hulkamaniacs to crawl out from the dusty underbelly and smother your unbearably slow-burning 'jokes' in feces made from.the finest sumer sausage and hillshire farms cheeses and mustards, cause I only feed my hulkamaniacs the best you mark-rear end mark bitch, mark
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:Waste my loving time with this poo poo again mark and I'm calling up all my hulkamaniacs to crawl out from the dusty underbelly and smother your unbearably slow-burning 'jokes' in feces made from.the finest sumer sausage and hillshire farms cheeses and mustards, cause I only feed my hulkamaniacs the best you mark-rear end mark bitch, mark you arent even a real hulkamaniac i bet youve never even taken a vitamin before
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Nigmaetcetera posted:He does this with like a hundred different forums too. Which ones?
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:Waste my loving time with this poo poo again mark and I'm calling up all my hulkamaniacs to crawl out from the dusty underbelly and smother your unbearably slow-burning 'jokes' in feces made from.the finest sumer sausage and hillshire farms cheeses and mustards, cause I only feed my hulkamaniacs the best you mark-rear end mark bitch, mark Reading this post is pretty high up there. OP
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Oct 1, 2016 02:49
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Eating tortellini out of the garbage (it was on top)
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Another time, back in college, I bought a Tombstone pizza, and then as I was taking it out of the oven it fell on the floor, completely ruining both the pizza and my grand dinner plans.
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Away all Goats posted:I was born 
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I once had four women treat me like a gift from god. Food just lost it's taste after that. Drink doesn't quench my thirst.
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VendaGoat posted:I once had four women treat me like a gift from god. those are symptoms of diabetes, friend
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MiracleWhale posted:those are symptoms of diabetes, friend Oh thank Christ. That's treatable!
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VendaGoat posted:I once had four women treat me like a gift from god. Haha I was toying with boning a chick like that once but then I was like nah. 
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I think that one of my first posts on this forum was about my attempted kidnapping, I actually sort of wish I could find it.
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Not that it's the absolute worst thing, pretty bad though!
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Kuato posted:Another time, back in college, I bought a Tombstone pizza, and then as I was taking it out of the oven it fell on the floor, completely ruining both the pizza and my grand dinner plans. woooow! Tombstone! loving look at this guy... , TOMBSTONE. that poo poo is like 4pp ($4 per pizza) true goons eat Jack's. "Jack's pizza pie! When you're blacked [out], eat a Jack's! "
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chernobyl kinsman posted:a woman jumped out into the highway & i watched the pickup in the lane next to me hit her and send her skidding across the asphalt, leaving a 20 ft trail of blood from her ruined skull. i gave CPR to her lifeless corpse until emergency services arrived I used to be in emergency services, is this the worst story that ever happened to you because it's tragically boring?
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I was the guy who washed genghis khans balls every night after a battle, I saw untold horrors you couldn't imagine fakedit: like noble maidens not 10 years of age ravished until expiration, it was ghastly
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Oct 1, 2016 04:15
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One time I didn't get the World of Warcraft item I wanted until later.
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Kuato posted:Another time, back in college, I bought a Tombstone pizza, and then as I was taking it out of the oven it fell on the floor, completely ruining both the pizza and my grand dinner plans. Well what was wrong with the floor that you had to discard the pizza?
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Kuato posted:Another time, back in college, I bought a Tombstone pizza, and then as I was taking it out of the oven it fell on the floor, completely ruining both the pizza and my grand dinner plans. I thought goons liked floor pizza? I've had this happen (not a pizza though). I get so angry. I can't eat it, but it's on the floor looking back at me and laughing at the 30-60 minutes I just spent making a meal.
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Haier posted:I thought goons liked floor pizza? An hour for a pizza? You gotta makea the saucea, knead the dough, rise the dough. Solid 3 hours. 
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When I was in middle school, I had a crush on a seemingly nice boy. He was somewhat good-looking, and quite a nerd, but I really thought we had a good connection. Anyway, he heard about my crush, and right before the big dance, he came up to me at lunch, at our table, with all of my friends there, and told me that there was no way he would ever take me to the dance, because I was a freak. Prior to that, I had actually done OK in middle school. Anyway, I found out about 10 years later that he was gay. He also tried to send me a message on Facebook like two years ago, but I never read it. I always kind of wonder how things would've been different if he had even just said nothing instead of humiliating me. Maybe I would be more conscientious when I tell men to go gently caress themselves.
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