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who would call themselves trip, skip or flip
goku
gently caress you
members of the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter-Day Saints
some guy who is just unstable enough to go to the house of "The Chipmunks" and beat the loving poo poo out of them, just like bust in and beat the poo poo out of them
:iiam:
friends and family of sarah palin
news anchors, perhaps meth heads or people who enjoy research chemicals
people can choose their own names I'm a huge prick
fictional weathermen
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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i mean these names just sound like they were designed to please schoolyard bullies

the jokes write themselves

i mean i know people can be crazy with names (such as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop ) but thats if they are actually insane

these people are relatively sane but apparently lack poor judgement

what are your thoughts?

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
My thoughts are it makes them have to BE the bully

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I met someone named trip once

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
I have a coworker who goes by the name Scoots. I think it's a nick name...

It makes me think of a dog dragging it's rear end across the floor.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
reminds me of that fuckin' facade game. poo poo ruled.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

other people posted:

I have a coworker who goes by the name Scoots. I think it's a nick name...

It makes me think of a dog dragging it's rear end across the floor.

that's a good nickname

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

other people posted:

I have a coworker who goes by the name Scoots. I think it's a nick name...

It makes me think of a dog dragging it's rear end across the floor.

this is correct and exactly what i was talking about

male first names that make no sense

good job

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Who are Donald Duck's three nephews?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The chief engineer of the original starship enterprise?????

Kids will make fun of other kids for their names, regardless of what those names are. What we have here is called a "non-unique argument" in debate parlanance. If your argument applies not only to its object but just as accurately to everything else in existence, it shows that the burden of that argument does not rest solely upon that object.

Anyway, once back in the day, a kid used a pun of my last name to transition (somewhat cleverly, I must admit) to a loogie joke. Problem was his last name literally had the word spit in it. So I got a free comeback burn in on him and it was good. He wasnt intending to provide me with ammo though, kids just have zero control over themselves when it comes to insulting others.

Finally, boy named sue argument. Your dad wanted to teach you that its a tough world with a tough crowd and wanted you to man the gently caress up.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nathilus posted:

Your dad wanted to teach you that its a tough world with a tough crowd and wanted you to man the gently caress up.

yeah thats why my dad got me this account.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

luv 2 date boys posted:

yeah thats why my dad got me this account.

Luckily for you in this case it seemed to have worked rather than stick a huge old chip on your shoulder. :waycool:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
My thoughts and prayers are with Beezow, poor guy was arrested because he had some weed and a pocket knife. Good luck to you Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


You forgot Trick, op.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Chill la Chill posted:

You forgot Trick, op.

i have not seen an example of someone named trick

but if you can find one i would be amused to read about it

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


That Robot posted:

i have not seen an example of someone named trick

but if you can find one i would be amused to read about it

https://twitter.com/TrickMTG this guy willingly calls himself Trick and is some bigshot for a children's card game.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Chill la Chill posted:

https://twitter.com/TrickMTG this guy willingly calls himself Trick and is some bigshot for a children's card game.



haha, oh wow

thank you

this is excellent

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Nathilus posted:

a huge old chip on your shoulder. :waycool:

My name is chip, please don't use that expression it is racist against chips.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

how me a frog posted:

Who are Donald Duck's three nephews?

Huey, Dewey, and Louie (His middle name is "Fauntleroy").


I've known two guys who had the nickname "Trip". Both of them were a III, meaning they were named after their dads, who were named after their granddads. I used to call one "junior, junior"

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Thank you, OP, for including a checkbox poll!

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

That Robot posted:

i mean these names just sound like they were designed to please schoolyard bullies

the jokes write themselves

i mean i know people can be crazy with names (such as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop ) but thats if they are actually insane

these people are relatively sane but apparently lack poor judgement

what are your thoughts?


I think of them as yacht club WASP names. "Trip" is really Thomas Randolph Howell III etc.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
people are just bad at pickign names imo

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Thank you, OP, for including a checkbox poll!

i aim to please :tipshat:

Agag posted:

I think of them as yacht club WASP names. "Trip" is really Thomas Randolph Howell III etc.

not always. in this case its either upper middle class or middle class, like working professionals or some poo poo.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

nobody volunteers for nicknames, op. you would know that if you were cool and/or liked enough to get one.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
I know a guy who's clown name is Flip. Like, he is a for real party clown. That is the only acceptable case for the name "Flip:" if you are a literal clown.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
what about Rip

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

luv 2 date boys posted:

reminds me of that fuckin' facade game. poo poo ruled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrG8OyCrTs

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if I was a part of triplets we'd all hang with that and go around asking strangers riddles in the teen lit section at the pub library

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Junk posted:

what about Rip



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfchQpxeGyo

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

luv 2 date boys posted:

reminds me of that fuckin' facade game. poo poo ruled.

that was a nickname i think his real name was travis iirc

also no one is called flip

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
There was a disappointing lack of "don't care" in the poll. Voted for the best and closest alternative, which was "gently caress you" OP.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

People call me nip, but not in a racist way, more because of my unusually positioned third nipple (centre forehead).

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
Oliver Wendell "Skip" Tyler

He got clipped by a drunk driver before he got his command you insensitive rear end in a top hat :colbert:

Forward Toward
Aug 14, 2015

No Tank You. not today tanks. Tank you very much.

TANK TANK TANK


VRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Imagine that I care enough that there's a bad TripAdvisor joke here.

But I don't. So there isn't.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Kuato posted:

There was a disappointing lack of "don't care" in the poll. Voted for the best and closest alternative, which was "gently caress you" OP.

afaik people would enjoy a poll if a) it was a checkbox poll and b) options included "gently caress you" and "goku". is this not what people want? i have delivered that and more, my friend.

Forward Toward posted:

Imagine that I care enough that there's a bad TripAdvisor joke here.

But I don't. So there isn't.

"go advise trip to go gently caress himself" :smuggo:

That Robot fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Oct 3, 2016

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Disagree on "Skip" OP, unless they call themselves "Skippy".

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

super sweet best pal posted:

Disagree on "Skip" OP, unless they call themselves "Skippy".

skip and skippy are both equally bad

what kind of parent would name their child "skip"?

why, I ask you.

why?

*lights a jay and inhales*

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i know one guy named skip who hangs around when we get off work. he doesnt work there. i think he's homeless and tries to bum cigs, but like the ~proud to be homeless~ kind of homeless.

p sure hes a narcissistic sociopath with a propensity for lying cause i always called him out on his bullshit, i see right through that poo poo. he straight up ignores me now lol

so no, no normal people are named skip

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