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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Cardinals look bad and Palmer is dead and or washed up
Panthers look bad and Cam Newton is dead
Vikings are good!
49ers are bad
Seahawks are good!
Saints are bad.
Jets are goo---intercepted
Bengals are mediocre as gently caress
Browns are cursed
Redskins are mediocre as gently caress
Steelers are good!
Broncos are good!
Chargers are goo - actually last second change, Chargers bad
Cowboys are mediocre as gently caress
Giants are bad
Falcons are...good?
Rams are...good?
Titans are bad, but they fired the ST coordinator, so clearly they are about to turn it around
Ravens are mediocre as gently caress no matter what Ravens posters say
Dolphins are bad
Colts are bad
Chiefs are mediocre as gently caress
Raiders are good, but not as good as everyone wants them to be
Bills are...mediocre as gently caress I guess
Texans are mediocre as gently caress and JJ Watt is dead
Jaguars are bad
Eagles are good!
Packers are good! Probably.
Bears are still bad
Lions are still bad
Bucs are still bad
The Patriots have Tom Brady back, loving hell

This week, more football, including a cripple fight between Blaine Gabbert and Drew Stanton in COLORS



Edit: Intruder could you add a thread tag I'm an idiot

Edit 2:

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Oct 4, 2016

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the thread tag is fine.

the cards aren't color rushing because the 49ers are also wearing black, i think

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Vikings are good!

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
there is, literally, not a single good game this week

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
not a single one

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

OSheaman posted:

there is, literally, not a single good game this week

Falcons/Broncos has potential

Uh maybe Bengals/Cowboys too

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

The rams are not good, they are an illusion built on jeff fisher's ability to only coach well against the NFC West and lovely bad teams.

Falcons might have a historically great offense to pair with a truly terrible defense, so basically greatest show on turf part duex :getin:

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

OSheaman posted:

there is, literally, not a single good game this week

I think you'll find Tom Brady is playing

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
GABBERT

STANTON

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

YOU'LL STILL WATCH ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ADDICT

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I remembered to leave ESPN on and watch Bad Beats this week. I encourage everyone to make this a Monday Night tradition.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

OSheaman posted:

there is, literally, not a single good game this week

Falcons @ Broncos. Great offense, great defense. Love that game.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the op relies too heavily on wins and losses without taking quality of opponent and scores into account, and in my opinion it's due to odell beckham being slightly worse than michael crabtree in real life.

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe

Brockenstein posted:

Falcons/Broncos has potential

Uh maybe Bengals/Cowboys too

The Falcons are going to get dismantled and neither the Bengals nor the Cowboys are good

everyone, this is your week off from football

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Febreeze posted:

Titans loving suck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Teams are double teaming Nuk like every play and a lot of times also bracketing Fuller which should give some passes over the middle but Brock is terrible at intermediate passes so welp

Hoyer is literally a better fit for this team than Brock (although having him at QB would negate the Fuller deep threat)

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Cavauro posted:

the op relies too heavily on wins and losses without taking quality of opponent and scores into account, and in my opinion it's due to odell beckham being slightly worse than michael crabtree in real life.

Actually you'll find my formula is extremely detailed and my analysis expert level here is my formula I call it POOPNPEEVOA it works by taking the team you like and reminding you they are poo poo poo poo unless they are not in which case it doesn't.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Oh also it turns out Will Fuller was the best WR in this draft, who knew?

Febreeze posted:

Actually you'll find my formula is extremely detailed and my analysis expert level here is my formula I call it POOPNPEEVOA it works by taking the team you like and reminding you they are poo poo poo poo unless they are not in which case it doesn't.

I don't respect any power rankings that don't put the Jags at #1

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Intruder you made a good thread tag choice

Brockenstein posted:

I don't respect any power rankings that don't put the Jags at #1

Well then check out my supplement ratings called "London Winners Power Rankings" they are #1

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster


at the bottom you can kind of see the inside of the boobies where it meets the non boobie part of the body

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
gently caress the Ravens QTIYD

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wheres that graph thats titled : The Eagles Are Really Good

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Febreeze posted:

Well then check out my supplement ratings called "London Winners Power Rankings" they are #1

When I saw it as something I could pick I knew what I had to do

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Tom Brady's got one more thing to deflate:

the hopes and dreams of the people of Cleveland




moreso

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Eagles/Lions feels like a trap game

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm going to the Bengals/Cowboys game.


Not knowing a drat thing about the Bengals this season (aside from the NFL constant of "AJ Green is loving good"), I expect the Cowboys to put themselves in a position to barely beat Cincinnati before showing off their impression of the San Diego Chargers.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Giants are so loving TRASH.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

Titans are bad, but they fired the ST coordinator, so clearly they are about to turn it around

I'm glad you understand

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Madcosby posted:

wheres that graph thats titled : The Eagles Are Really Good

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
that's a scatterplot not a graph

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
It is week 5 in the NFL and only the Browns and the J*g**rs haven't won a game in the Western hemisphere.

OSheaman posted:

there is, literally, not a single good game this week

Giants and Packers will be entertaining, but probably not good or relevant to playoff standings.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

OSheaman posted:

that's a scatterplot not a graph

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Philadelphia Urethras

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I'm glad the Packers are off bye week so I can actually watch football again

This weekend was dreadful

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

aw, its a wing

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

OSheaman posted:

there is, literally, not a single good game this week

Eagles-Lions will be extremely entertaining offensive shootout. Book it

Bengals-Boys will be entertaining. Who can gently caress up more?

Bills-Rams I think is interesting, because whoever loses this game is liable to go on a long losing streak.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

davecrazy posted:

Giants are so loving TRASH.

I had to check the thread this was in because we were about to have words

curiosity fucked me up
Oct 7, 2014

Brannock posted:

Eagles-Lions will be extremely entertaining offensive shootout. Book it

Lions gonna get hosed.

One step closer to Caldwell getting fired, so i guess it isn't all bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

I mean I never really wanted to know what your genitals look like but now I REALLY don't want to know

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Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Brockenstein posted:

I mean I never really wanted to know what your genitals look like but now I REALLY don't want to know

whose genitals would you be most interested to see

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