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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
http://www.marriagealliance.com.au/app

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
i live in the united states though

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Imma get married as gently caress

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
What are we defending it from? Divorce goblins?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

FedEx Mercury posted:

What are we defending it from? Divorce goblins?

It's worse than that my friend, cock goblins

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Berious posted:

It's worse than that my friend, cock goblins

:same: If we don't defend marriage all the cocks will be gobbled.

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

Berious posted:

It's worse than that my friend, cock goblins

Are these goblins with notable cocks, or goblins who seek cock?

I'm asking for a friend.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I just got a badge for shutting down a Gay & Lesbian alliance group at a public school!

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Dr Strangepants posted:

Are these goblins with notable cocks, or goblins who seek cock?

I'm asking for a friend.

Ideally it's both

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ork of Fiction posted:

I just got a badge for shutting down a Gay & Lesbian alliance group at a public school!

We did it!

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Remember when gay marriage was allowed in America and then we got Donald Trump? Really makes you think

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
im gonna get all the marriage points and win the marriage leaderboard, get owned nerds

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Imma get married as gently caress

Uh uh no loving once you're married

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The Management posted:

Remember when gay marriage was allowed in America and then we got Donald Trump? Really makes you think

:hai:

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
will this app have a plus version where I can wear it on my wrist and defend marriage on the go

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i want to marry a man and kiss him and have sex with his butthole and no one can stop me

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Enfield posted:

i want to marry a man and kiss him and have sex with his butthole and no one can stop me

Oh I wouldn't dream of such a- *throws the tears of Christ @ u* Unclean spirit begone!!!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Marriage is a cool and good structure ordained by God to unite souls in the way two drivers team up to drive a Jaeger in that movie Pacific Rim

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ork of Fiction posted:

Oh I wouldn't dream of such a- *throws the tears of Christ @ u* Unclean spirit begone!!!

lets get married
edit: to each other

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Enfield posted:

lets get married
edit: to each other

Surprise!! I'm a lady!!! You just got tricked into the arms of Christ!!!!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
open your heart and butt and let jesus in

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

Mozi posted:

open your heart and butt and let jesus in

I wanna feel his sweet salvation all over my face

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Celery Jello posted:

will this app have a plus version where I can wear it on my wrist and defend marriage on the go

gotta marry em all!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Marriage is a cool and good structure ordained by God to unite souls in the way two drivers team up to drive a Jaeger in that movie Pacific Rim

I missed the beginning and legit thought the two Aussies were a gay couple and I was like "right on" then it got weird

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i enjoy sleeping and cold rocks on my tummy.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JiveHonky posted:

i enjoy sleeping and cold rocks on my tummy.

Ain't you drunk yet?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Bananana posted:

Ain't you drunk yet?

cold. rocks. on. my. TUMMY.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Bananana posted:

Ain't you drunk yet?

how did you become a punkin pal? i wanna be a punkin pal.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JiveHonky posted:

how did you become a punkin pal? i wanna be a punkin pal.

I don't think I like your tone, sir!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JiveHonky posted:

cold. rocks. in. my. TUMMY.

Now it makes sense

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Bananana posted:

I don't think I like your tone, sir!

if you could hear how im saying "the banana" right now you would get so annoyed and tell me shut up trust me.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is there like any bangable chicks on there? :shrug:

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Even bigotry is gamified now.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JiveHonky posted:

if you could hear how im saying "the banana" right now you would get so annoyed and tell me shut up trust me.

Lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm going to become the marriage master by marrying everyone i can. men, women, amorphous neon genderblobs, whatever you got, i will marry it.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
managed to find an even more inappropriate app than that one

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
Do you have to be married to use the app????

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Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Enfield posted:

i want to marry a man and kiss him and have sex with his butthole and no one can stop me

Motherfucker! I lost 350 AP just for reading your post. I was sooooooo close to my Rodrigo Duterte badge.

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