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Who will win the debate?
Tim Kaine
Mike Pence
Epic MRA President Bernie Porn
Bill Mitchell
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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Thanks! Time to gear up for a VP policy debate between two dudes who less than a third of Americans can identify!

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Liter stein of Bud Light, no regrets. Makes the drinking game cheap and easy.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Ragequit posted:

lmao the GOP announced Pence won the debate handily an hour and a half before the debate actually started. The page was taken down after 10 minutes.





Embarrassingly amateurish.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Good biographical support of Clinton followed by some spicy attacks on Trump.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

tankadillo posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/783474863407259648

he kept saying this about the last debate too lol

"Preparation is impossible! There must be collusion!"

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Kaine knows the rules and is prepared to attack.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Pakled posted:

Kaine stop interrupting it makes you look bad

I disagree. We're expecting a timid Kaine and he's instead bringing some good early attacks.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Nth Doctor posted:

Holy poo poo Nixon'd

Wasted line, got shut down.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

HyperPuma posted:

it really pisses me off that pence is just gonna refuse to answer for trumps positions but i guess its smart on his part

"Deflect harsh questions, pivot to rehearsed answers, remain calm at all times." Pense is following the advice Trump should have taken.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Pence is doing well, sad to say. But he's boring as poo poo and I don't see many successful sound bites coming from what he's said.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Tatsuta Age posted:

"smallest navy since 1916"

*far stronger than all the rest of the navies in the world combined*

Whatever lobbyist the shipbuilders' syndicate hired deserves several millions of dollars of bonuses. There hasn't been a single goddamn debate that hasn't included some call for more boats.

gently caress aircraft carriers, gently caress nuclear subs, we need more dinghies to get those numbers up.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Nichael posted:

Agreed! But the narrative will be that Pence "won" this regardless. Obviously, it doesn't matter much (or at all).

He wins for the next 36 hours until the next Trump fuckup/oppo binder release.

I still haven't figured out what the 5 second "Pence wins" soundbite is though.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

nachos posted:

Pence is doing the Biden thing where he just shakes his head and laughs at his opponent

It's a good tactic and allows him to bypass all tough questions. If Trump could pull this off, Hillary would be in trouble.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Talk about the foundation's use to buy paintings of Trump and bribe attorney generals.

BOOM. Good.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Atrocious Joe posted:

"he also said that many of them are good people"

lololololol

Amazing. A loving aside is his excuse for calling Latinos raping, murdering, drug dealers.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

STAC Goat posted:

"Two versions of the truth on display." - Brian Williams

Maddow thinks everyone sucked and no one said "an intelligible word" for the first half. Says in the second half Pence made the attacks Trump was supposed to last week.

Pence did everything Trump should have done. The nation is in trouble if Pence runs the same racist, reality-denying bullshit campaign in 2020, because all it takes for unhinged, bigoted beliefs to look sane is confidence and poise like Pence showed tonight.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

crabcakes66 posted:

Kaine wins on substance.

Pence wins on style.

I like this.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

paranoid randroid posted:

lol are yall seriously pitching pence as the next big thing

He's going to be a big player in 2020, and you're a fool if you think otherwise.

He "defended" or at least parried every single tough question about Trump's loopy policies. If the party is still largely pushing loopy policies in 2020, then Pence is the GOP's first choice.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Nichael posted:

I don't think a man that ugly can be president. No joke.



20-25% chance of being the next POTUS.

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Shageletic posted:

I lay on my bed, dazed with drugs and whiskey.

Mike Pence pulls up to my bed.

"Trump never happened. It will shock you how much anything he said never happened."

Greatest single line of Mad Men, no debate.

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