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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ork of Fiction posted:

Hello! I am The President of Money and I would like to buy ALL YOUR SERVICE!!

I can not say enough!!

thank you for CRONTACTING me with your enqiry. Think $$$. it is the same as $$$ only different is in YOUR MIND.

Minnesota Mixup posted:

my money is at 20 paces south 30 paces southeast thanks for the service really appreciate it a++

I can GUARANTEE your $$$ MONEY but not the TREE it is buried UNDER. we are in the pipe 5x5

RestingB1tchFace posted:

But what about only some of the money?

AHA? But is it?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

I have a STAMNP that says GUARANTEE, i will send it to you ok Michael?

(shred hair, leech eyes)

wow ok thanks. great service, great prices i will reccomend ur service to all of the my friends down at the gay gentlemen club

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I can guarantee you no money and a liquid sphinxster.

Whom you gonna call?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

luv 2 date boys posted:

wow ok thanks. great service, great prices i will reccomend ur service to all of the my friends down at the gay gentlemen club

i'm not your friend :confused:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

luv 2 date boys posted:

wow ok thanks. great service, great prices i will reccomend ur service to all of the my friends down at the gay gentlemen club

please comment my YELT page MICHAEL, blessings onto you (guaranteed)

...and the pitch! posted:

I can guarantee you no money and a liquid sphinxster.

Whom you gonna call?

sounds like your READY to give me the STIFf CONPETITION : smug:

ROFLburger posted:

i'm not your friend :confused:

just be more friendly. be YOURSELF. you might Found OUT your new best friend..... is YOU.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

ROFLburger posted:

i'm not your friend :confused:

we have ways to fix thatt

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Ok. I sent you all the $$$. It is in the envelope with a picture of birdwatchers on the stamp. Please keep it all safe.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

guns for tits posted:

Ok. I sent you all the $$$. It is in the envelope with a picture of birdwatchers on the stamp. Please keep it all safe.

Smart move. :hfive:

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I only have dark hair and gray eyes

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I am a Nigerian Prince, I think we can help each other make alotta $$$.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

no hair, no eyes

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Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
I have a lottery ticket. It looks promising. Close enough for a Guarantee?

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