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i trounced local contender assistant manager tom in this morning's chocolate milk contest. beat that fucker real badly. i came by to look at and smell the muffins and sandwich smells and rear end. man. tom was getting rid of the chocolate milk that's reached the sell by date but you know he's like 20 so he's doing lewd poo poo like pretending it's his cock while he dumps it all out and makes a mess. he asks if i think i can chug one these half gals and i said hell yeah i can. sometimes he just wants to throw and smash them but today he wanted to chug them. i think tom threw up a little. he looked like he wanted to go home. but like i'd want to too if i just embarrassed myself in front of the parking lot king. can you chug a half gal fast like i can? 
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Nice, so that's what 8oz of sugar?
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Oct 5, 2016 16:47
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I was wrong, it's only 6.95oz of sugar. It's only almost half of a pound of sugar.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:49
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yeah that's the number i arrived at as well
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Oct 5, 2016 16:51
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nice last time I had to throwdown in a wawa lot I caught hep C something fierce
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Oct 5, 2016 17:07
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honestly gently caress anyone who acts like they've never indulged in excess during a throwdown
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Oct 5, 2016 17:09
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I've done a gallon back when people said it was physically impossible, it was for a "tournament" and it was loving 1% lel anyways get rekt
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Oct 5, 2016 17:16
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It was my crowning achievement
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Oct 5, 2016 17:16
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i do not think i could drink that much chocolate milk in one sitting, much less in one chug.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:20
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Why do trashy people from Pennsylvania (redundant I know) like Wawa so much? It's a loving gas station it's not like a cultural centerpiece. Actually wait no it smells bad and is full of garbage food so the Pennsylvania aspect checks out.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:24
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pants in my pants posted:Why do trashy people from Pennsylvania (redundant I know) like Wawa so much? It's a loving gas station it's not like a cultural centerpiece. Actually wait no it smells bad and is full of garbage food so the Pennsylvania aspect checks out. I guess they're jelly they don't have Kwik Trip.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:28
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Nothing can quite live up to a Kum & Go.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:34
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forgivable retard posted:Why do trashy people from Pennsylvania (redundant I know) like Wawa so much? wawas are like little community centers where you can get food and gas. forgivable retard posted:It's a loving gas station most of them are gas stations now probably. but we still have some smaller wawas without gas. forgivable retard posted:not like a cultural centerpiece. yes it is. forgivable retard posted:Actually wait no it smells bad and is full of garbage food so the Pennsylvania aspect checks out. you could show my wawa how to make pizza? otherwise i think they're doing an okay job. sometimes they leave pringles out in the parking lot for me to grab.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:36
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i'm going to get a tattoo of bud dwyer blowing his brains out with the exit wound turning into wawa geese. inside of a keystone symbol. 
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Oct 5, 2016 17:43
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scott zoloft posted:i'm going to get a tattoo of bud dwyer blowing his brains out with the exit wound turning into wawa geese. Holy poo poo that would be rad, someone draw that.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:47
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i like wawa subs. you can make them yourself on a computer
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Oct 5, 2016 17:47
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i like when the computers just know what you're hungry for and generates your meal for you.
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Oct 5, 2016 18:17
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i'm starting to think that chocolate tastes better as a drink than a bar. no opinion on wawa
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Oct 5, 2016 18:19
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Nice OP, that's the most Jim Anchower post I've ever seen.
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Oct 5, 2016 18:24
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chocolate almond milk is the best. i'm eating cocoa pebbles with almond milk rn, the cocoa pebbles make the almond milk chocolatey and yummy. 
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Oct 5, 2016 18:31
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This is a good story and sounds like a good parking lot adventure. Gonzo posting Im eating a Wawa computer sub right now. it's good
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Oct 5, 2016 18:33
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A drunk out of towner gave me his $30 Wawa gift card in a tavern the other night. I'm turning it into computer subs
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Oct 5, 2016 18:34
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The BLT at wawa is a+
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pants in my pants posted:Why do trashy people from Pennsylvania (redundant I know) like Wawa so much? It's a loving gas station it's not like a cultural centerpiece. Actually wait no it smells bad and is full of garbage food so the Pennsylvania aspect checks out.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:11
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i have a secret wawa muffin in a little bag in the fridge i'm about to crush proper
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pants in my pants posted:Why do trashy people from Pennsylvania (redundant I know) like Wawa so much? It's a loving gas station it's not like a cultural centerpiece. Actually wait no it smells bad and is full of garbage food so the Pennsylvania aspect checks out. excuse me but people from new jersey love wawa too
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Oct 5, 2016 19:36
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:excuse me but people from new jersey love wawa too unless they are those weird north jersey fuckers tho with their "subs"
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Oct 5, 2016 19:36
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lemme peep them wawa hoagies
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Oct 5, 2016 19:39
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:excuse me but people from new jersey love wawa too and mayland and delaware, too! I like that wawa is closely associated with pennsylvania by outsiders, but I also don't really get why cause sheetz has a much heavier coverage in PA.  sheetz is okay.
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*hacks wawa computer, orders cheeky off-menu chocolate alfredo* 
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