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My doctor scheduled a lobotomy* for early November. Despite my preparations in other facets of my life, I fear I may end up an undecided voter. A woman, with a clear mental impairment, took her daughter along to a political rally to find out what the candidate had to say regarding those with disabilities. The secret service allegedly escorted this handicapped woman to safety, along with her daughter, after other attendees became enraged at her mere existence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjX-TVIkY_M She got me wondering, with what little time I have left for such complex thought, maybe I should look into the candidates' positions on the crosstab I am about to join. So I pulled up Bing and found their policies regarding the disabled: Donald Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNXgjnBpxGI Hillary Clinton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVe2U8pPVas Now I didn't watch that entire Hillary video as my addled, future self won't have that attention span. How was this mother ever undecided? Did she not know which candidate had her best interests in mind? How did her recent experience not sway her decision? What could possibly sway her one way or the other? I'm afraid, after my gray matter is scooped out with a melon baller, I might see both sides of this issue as equal, and that worries current me. So can some kind undecided voter (or your full-time care giver) please explain what issues, or uncertainty, at this point in the election keeps you from choosing a candidate? What positions remain unclear? Were you born with that abnormal brain or did you sustain a traumatic injury? *I've left instructions in my living will that if I end up a vegetable I want to vote Jill Stein.
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Oct 7, 2016 05:08
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I seriously have not decided who I will vote for. I vote in hawaii so ultimately it doesn't matter I guess.
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Oct 7, 2016 05:11
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I want to vote trump, but I don't want to vote the way putin would want me to vote so im prob gonna vote clinton as a protest against putin
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Oct 7, 2016 05:12
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I refuse to believe there are undecided voters who post here.
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Oct 7, 2016 07:22
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as an undecided voter, I vkljdfalk alkfejfa lkdfkjl lkfasdjklfdalksjfkl 
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Oct 7, 2016 07:40
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Caithness posted:I refuse to believe there are undecided voters who post here. Is there an undecideds message board somewhere? I found /r/UndecidedVote/ but it's deader than SA.
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Oct 7, 2016 18:42
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every undecided voter: I am going to vote for TRUMP but I am a cowardly Boosted and cannot bear to admit this to whatever person is conducting the survey
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Oct 7, 2016 18:56
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Freaking Crumbum posted:every undecided voter: I am going to vote for TRUMP but I am a cowardly Boosted and cannot bear to admit this to whatever person is conducting the survey I don't want to have to justify why I will not be voting for HRC and so instead I will say I am undecided, even though I will definitely be voting for TRUMP
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Oct 7, 2016 18:58
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Freaking Crumbum posted:I don't want to have to justify why I will not be voting for HRC and so instead I will say I am undecided, even though I will definitely be voting for TRUMP I am incapable of forming a coherent thought or opinion of my own, and I am literally so uninformed that I have bought into the narrative that someone misusing computer technology (that I myself do not understand) is the same as being a tangerine Nazi muppet. plus HRC looks like a bitch who yells like my mom, so I am going to vote for TRUMP
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Oct 7, 2016 19:00
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they don't have functioning brains, OP
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Oct 7, 2016 20:35
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I split the seat of my olive suit getting into the car.
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Oct 11, 2016 07:16
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Baloogan posted:I seriously have not decided who I will vote for. I vote in hawaii so ultimately it doesn't matter I guess. why do you get to live in hawaii
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Oct 11, 2016 07:36
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ok trump opens his mouth and I say hmm, this dumb petulant baby is the worst, I guess I am scared enough to vote Clinton and then Clinton says she'll shoot down russian planes and I'm all welp we're hosed
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Oct 11, 2016 09:18
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Undecided voters fall into three main categories. 1. Those who absolutely despise all of the viable candidates and are trying to decide on the lesser evil. 2. Those who really have decided but think it makes them look more thoughtful and intelligent to pretend they are struggling with the decision. These people seem to end up on TV a lot. 3. The dumbest humans on the planet.
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Oct 11, 2016 10:24
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Oct 11, 2016 12:30
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ken bone
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Oct 11, 2016 13:09
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Kurtofan posted:why do you get to live in hawaii because there is no god
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Oct 11, 2016 17:28
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im undecided whether im going to vote trump or vote trump hardcore
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Oct 13, 2016 01:22
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Minty posted:and then Clinton says she'll shoot down russian planes and I'm all welp we're hosed There's a video of her saying she promises she will shoot down russian planes if elected?
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Oct 13, 2016 01:37
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Kurtofan posted:why do you get to live in hawaii hawaii sucks as a place to live its too wonderful every single day the sun is too bright the beaches too tight the men and women are too hot its like, cmon live is a series of horrible events that end with death get with the program now i live in vancovuer bc and it sucks here too!
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Oct 13, 2016 01:40
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Baloogan posted:hawaii sucks as a place to live throw yourself into a volcano
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Oct 13, 2016 01:59
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My mother is a staunch Republican who hates Hillary but finds Donald Trump to be beyond the pale. She is undecided about which 3rd party to waste her vote on, or if shes even going to vote in this election at all.
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Oct 13, 2016 02:29
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Chokes McGee posted:throw yourself into a volcano one day im hoping to die on mars from too much martian low g sex
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Oct 13, 2016 02:32
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like, im talking stuff that would make heinlein's eyes pop outta his head from the vacuum of space
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Oct 13, 2016 02:33
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Windfall posted:There's a video of her saying she promises she will shoot down russian planes if elected? She wants to establish a no-fly zone in Syria where Russian planes are currently operating in direct opposition to our interests. Yes, it is an insane and terrifying position. Vox Nihili has issued a correction as of 17:52 on Oct 13, 2016 |
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Oct 13, 2016 17:31
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As an undecided voter I live in Kentucky, there's no way my vote matters, I usually vote green but Stein is out of her gourd this year. I don't have a problem with Hillary exactly, I just see her as another neoliberal politician which the baggage of 30 years in politics. Also I am an idiot. I dunno probably Hillary?
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Oct 13, 2016 17:55
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Windfall posted:There's a video of her saying she promises she will shoot down russian planes if elected? what do you think a "no fly zone" entails
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Oct 13, 2016 18:18
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Minty posted:what do you think a "no fly zone" entails We ask them not to fly there
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Oct 13, 2016 18:20
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they're undecided voters, there is no thought process
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Oct 13, 2016 18:32
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Baloogan posted:like, im talking stuff that would make heinlein's eyes pop outta his head from the vacuum of space I think Trump already has the parental incest covered this year
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Oct 13, 2016 19:47
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Harald posted:im undecided whether im going to vote trump or vote trump hardcore Make sure you write "Trump Hardcore" on your ballot paper and sign it legibly. I hope this has helped you, fellow voter. 
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Oct 14, 2016 00:07
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the last question in debate #2 is basically everything you need to know about undecided voters
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Oct 14, 2016 01:36
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There's an election? It better not interfere with my Big Brother 18 viewing schedule.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:08
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Oct 14, 2016 19:49
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Vox Nihili posted:She wants to establish a no-fly zone in Syria where Russian planes are currently operating in direct opposition to our interests. Force all Hillary voters to be reissued new selective service numbers starting at 1 so they're the first to be called up for the Crimean Front.
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Oct 14, 2016 22:20
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I'm undecided as to which joke I'll write in for prez before straight-ticket voting the rest. (gently caress you, Snyder!) Vermin Supreme again? Probably. Ken Bone was riding high this week, but he's clearly not a man of action so no. SPUSA is on the ballot, but I'd rather have gloria. Might be worth it to add to the rising count of people being ok with socialjism and spook the media some more though.
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Oct 14, 2016 23:12
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It's rude to ask an illiterate to write
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Oct 15, 2016 07:47
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Baloogan posted:like, im talking stuff that would make heinlein's eyes pop outta his head from the vacuum of space that actually wouldn't happen, Guardians of the Galaxy is a much better approximation like your blood would boil and the rest of you would freeze before your eyes exploded out of your head (  )
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Oct 17, 2016 18:21
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Chokes McGee posted:that actually wouldn't happen, Guardians of the Galaxy is a much better approximation would you actually freeze in space? I thought the lack of convective heat exchange would cause you to overheat real loving bad real loving quick
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Chokes McGee posted:that actually wouldn't happen, Guardians of the Galaxy is a much better approximation Unless you try very hard to stop it you'll lose all the air from your lungs immediately and go unconscious, so it's not that bad as ways to die go
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