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sorry mods I know you gassed my last thread but this is too weird not to post about, maybe move this to p/c  WTF ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME??  This guy wasnt cricketing but I just saw him on my windowsill (uhg i know i need to clean it it's dirty) WHAT THE gently caress I LIVE ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THIS APARTMENT HOW THE gently caress DID THIS LIL rear end in a top hat GET IN HERE???? (please dont ban me for this I just thought it was super weird and crazy I dont want to be a trouble maker  )
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Nooner posted:sorry mods I know you gassed my last thread but this is too weird not to post about, maybe move this to p/c Put him in a jar and name him Steve.
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Oct 8, 2016 18:11
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oh man that is super weird and crazy op
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Oct 8, 2016 18:11
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How are you going to deal with the cricket?
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Mega64 posted:How are you going to deal with the cricket? I dealt with him with some tissue paper and he is now haunting my apartment its some serious tell tale chirp poo poo going on
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Oct 8, 2016 18:13
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He's usurped the apartment from you, Nooner. Be moved out by 4.
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Oct 8, 2016 18:13
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Doesn't this more properly belong in IYG?
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Oct 8, 2016 18:13
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nooner lives in the valley hahahahah
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Oct 8, 2016 18:15
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jiminy cricket! just scoop it up on a plate and put it outside... pls dont kill it all living creatures are holy 
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Mariana Horchata posted:jiminy cricket! it's... it's too late, I let my predatory instincts get the better of me and I squished it and then ate it to gain its power  Smythe posted:nooner lives in the valley hahahahah Jealous much 
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Oct 8, 2016 18:17
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Crickets are ok I guess but I'll stick with my tmobile
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Oct 8, 2016 18:18
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Nooner posted:it's... it's too late, I let my predatory instincts get the better of me and I squished it and then ate it to gain its power I ate a cricket in Mexico once. It wasn't great
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Oct 8, 2016 18:19
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Now the rest of that cricket's crew is going to infiltrate your home and attack with noise.
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Oct 8, 2016 18:19
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Bake it into a pizza and post a pic in the lovely pizza thread.
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Oct 8, 2016 18:25
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Nooner posted:it's... it's too late, I let my predatory instincts get the better of me and I squished it and then ate it to gain its power
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Oct 8, 2016 18:36
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symbolic posted:Nooner, every new potential apartment owner you kill brings the property value down. I considered subletting to him but not worth the risk of violating my lease and the building manager finding out
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Oct 8, 2016 18:39
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Mariana Horchata posted:jiminy cricket! Oh ffs just step on it. 
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Oct 8, 2016 18:41
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Set a jar of open pickles in the corner of your room. The brine mimics the pheromones of the crickets natural predator (the common houselizard [Equus Domesticus]) and crickets will give your home a wide berth
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Oct 8, 2016 18:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh ffs just step on it. I couldn't step on it, it was on my windowsill
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Oct 8, 2016 18:46
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Nooner posted:I couldn't step on it, it was on my windowsill drat crafty little fucker. 
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Oct 8, 2016 18:47
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I hope this is the first of many plagues to befall you, OP.
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Oct 8, 2016 20:06
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EVIL NOONER posted:I hope this is the first of many plagues to befall you, OP. I don't like this gimmick.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I don't like this gimmick. I don't like your gimmick of unfunny shitposting. Go make a QCS thread about it. 
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Oct 8, 2016 20:14
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EVIL NOONER posted:I don't like your gimmick of unfunny shitposting. Go make a QCS thread about it. I don't post there. I also don't take kindly to unfunny wannabes.
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Oct 8, 2016 20:16
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EVIL NOONER posted:I don't like your gimmick of unfunny shitposting. Go make a QCS thread about it. I'd prefer if you used your  and made a funnier account instead of leeching off of one of our existing homeboys.
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Oct 8, 2016 20:19
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Just to be clear, the Nooner gimmick is tolerable because it's good natured. This other thing is not funny.
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Oct 8, 2016 20:23
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Just to be clear, the Nooner gimmick is tolerable because it's good natured. This other thing is not funny. Nooner isn't a gimmick, btw. Its funny that people think that though. Oh yeah, and, a mean spirited poster in GBS, thats surely a gimmick. Not just a GBS poster.
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Oct 8, 2016 20:26
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EVIL NOONER posted:Nooner isn't a gimmick, btw. Its funny that people think that though. Maybe they believe it's a gimmick because the opposite of it being some unfunny hack being sincere is too depressing to contemplate.
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Oct 8, 2016 20:28
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Honestly, I wish both of you would be funnier but that doesn't always happen.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Maybe they believe it's a gimmick because the opposite of it being some unfunny hack being sincere is too depressing to contemplate. .........
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Oct 8, 2016 20:37
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:......... Dude, I'm way over the , "cuck cuck, I'm gay" era of GBS. It couldn't have died soon enough. Defend it all you want. I'm going to call an idiot out every time I see one.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Dude, I'm way over the , "cuck cuck, I'm gay" era of GBS. It couldn't have died soon enough. Defend it all you want. I'm going to call an idiot out every time I see one. Turn on your monitor
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Oct 8, 2016 20:45
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EVIL NOONER posted:Turn on your monitor Scurry away little man. Your time is over.
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Oct 8, 2016 20:46
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Take a lil Saturday afternoon rum nap and now someone is here trying to disrupt my brand ):
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Oct 8, 2016 21:45
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QUICK, sell your forums account to google before Evil Nooner runs its brand into the ground. should be worth at least $10 mil by my calculations, and i irregularly read news stories about stocks or IPAs or some poo poo like that so i know whats up
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Oct 8, 2016 21:53
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Nooner posted:Take a lil Saturday afternoon rum nap and now someone is here trying to disrupt my brand ): Just keeping you on your toes, sailor :)
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I'd rather have crickets than these loving asian tiger mosquito's that have been plaguing me and getting into my house the last couple of years. Like they are seriously driving me crazy and I've considered just walking around wrapped up in mosquito netting. Get this, they never sleep and are out during they day and night.
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