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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

has to be pretty disappointing when you find out the film you shaved your head for was Alien 3.






Statham shaves his head for every role, though, so that's pretty badass.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FogHelmut posted:

has to be pretty disappointing when you find out the film you shaved your head for was Alien 3.






Statham shaves his head for every role, though, so that's pretty badass.

I was just watching that.

Westworld the movie is on SyFy, switch to that.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
am i getting a paycheck for it??? if yes then i ll fuckin shave whatever body part that needs to be bald

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Feb 11, 2007

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bald men are prepared for anything

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
If a woman looks hot with a shaved head she will look hot in literally anything.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

I was just watching that.

Westworld the movie is on SyFy, switch to that.

Unfortunately I have the other SlingTV package

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
do what now?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FogHelmut posted:

Unfortunately I have the other SlingTV package

Pobodies Nerfect

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Pobodies Nerfect

That would make a great slogan on a hat.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why wouldn't they just cast a bald guy? :shrug:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Anyone can be bald

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

Anyone can be bald

Anyone can have boobs. :shrug:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The extended cut of Alien 3 is pretty good IMHO. However, I'm not too broken up over the idea being bandied about as far as retconning it out of existence.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I shave my head for a role where I act like I'm not going bald. This is my hairstyle, I chose it, I wanna be a badass like Bruce Willis or Jason Statham, has nothing to do with any genetic hair loss conditions I may or may not have. Just because I will almost certainly look like Friar Tuck before I'm 42, has no influence on my choice of this hairstyle which is definitely my personal choice. You wouldn't gently caress with Vic Mackey would you? Would you gently caress with Kojak? If you're a badass you gotta have a badass haircut.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Alien 3 is really good. You made anything better, op?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I shave my head a couple times a month, but just because I like to sleep in as late as possible. Not having to gently caress with an actual hairstyle let's me sleep an extra 10 minutes daily.

jBrereton posted:

Alien 3 is really good.

Thank you. More people need to realize the truth of these words.

Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Oct 9, 2016

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Finally, after the success of Battleship we get a big budget Command and Conquer film.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

jBrereton posted:

Alien 3 is really good. You made anything better, op?

You. I'm your father.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

It was a real sacrifice for him to shave that youthful full head of hair that he totally still has

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Rip Travolta's signature villain haircut, when he slicks it back.

Woden
May 6, 2006

I thought that was just makeup, is he really part conehead?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Looks like he's got his mop stuffed under latex and foundation but I'm no scientits. :shrug:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

FogHelmut posted:

has to be pretty disappointing when you find out the film you shaved your head for was Alien 3.






Statham shaves his head for every role, though, so that's pretty badass.
According to CD Alien 3 is a good movie lmbo, they even have a thread on it

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Alien 3 loving sucked as a kid fully expecting aliens 3 but instead I got some slow burn coronation st poo poo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Alien 3 loving sucked as a kid fully expecting aliens 3 but instead I got some slow burn coronation st poo poo

I think I saw one movie a year in the theater when I was a kid, this was the only one I saw that year. Yeah, was a big disappointment at the time.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
"Why is that boy wearing a dress?" - Person who hasn't seen the show

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Looks like he's got his mop stuffed under latex and foundation but I'm no scientits. :shrug:

He's bald and wears a rug so that would really be something else. Like, wearing a wig with a bald cap over it.

E: oh wait it looks like he stopped wearing it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

veni veni veni posted:

He's bald and wears a rug so that would really be something else. Like, wearing a wig with a bald cap over it.

E: oh wait it looks like he stopped wearing it.

What about being bald and then wearing a wig and then a bald cap but then another wig? :staredog:

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What about being bald and then wearing a wig and then a bald cap but then another wig? :staredog:

All while wearing Nicholas Cage's face.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Anderron Shi posted:

All while wearing Nicholas Cage's face.

Woah

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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That's heady I can't even drat wow. :stare:

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Chewing chiclets and caressing a golden gun...then talking about his love for peaches.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah shaving the head. "Have you ever tried acting? :smug:"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Alien 3 loving sucked as a kid fully expecting aliens 3 but instead I got some slow burn coronation st poo poo

I believe you mean Aliens 2 :smug:

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i ahve the opposite problem]

my hair wont stop growing for real

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i had to do it for something that got cancelled like 60% through production.

its whatever. hair grows.

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
It's called a hat m8, get one.

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