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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > i squirted a substancial amount of lemon juice into my windpipe
 
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Aryu Kiddimeh
 When the lungs encounter a substance as acidic as lemon juice they begin create mucus to cleanse the irritant, unfortunately they are not accustomed to modern day engineered lemons which have a higher than normal concentration of citric acid to meet consumer demand. The lungs will not be able to clear trace amounts of the irritant and the reflex will continue until your lungs fill with fluid, leading to eventual suffocation. Unfortunately there are no know medical procedures to reverse the process. You have 16 to 32 hours depending on the dosage. Make your peace with God...

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > i squirted a substancial amount of lemon juice into my windpipe