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Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Saltines, tortilla chips or (comedy option) oyster crackers: what's the best topping for chili? The answer WILL surprise you!







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Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Oyster crackers, you god drat gently caress

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I like Frito's corn chips, personally.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Why the hell is this not a poll thread?! This is, like, exactly what the poll system was created for?

Also the answer is Doritos.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Oreos

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I like to grab a handful of pussy and throw it on top of mine.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Nevermind, changing my answer to this.

choprite
Sep 29, 2007
just about as retarded as you'd think
ask not whats the best topping for chili; ask what chili can be the best topping for (spaghetti)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Oreos

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

choprite posted:

ask not whats the best topping for chili; ask what chili can be the best topping for (spaghetti)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI1DcUuBy5k&t=30s

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Debate over you can all go home now. The winner is Beefsteak Soft Rye toast.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I made chili for a friend once and he was legit mad that I didn't cook any rice to put the chili on.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Wait I thought the more important question was if chili includes beans.. Yes it does

And if you have it cornbread is excellent with chili. But any bread will do

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Wait I thought the more important question was if chili includes beans.. Yes it does

Man no it doesn't you goddamn retarded lunatic.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

luv 2 date boys posted:

Man no it doesn't you goddamn retarded lunatic.

Please don't sign your posts.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
I like corn bread. If I had to choose from the OP's options, I'd pick tortilla chips. Saltines taste like nothing and get soggy immediately.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
i'm a master debater

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
just loving eat it with a spoon ya dumb

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The answer is actually cheetos.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

i suck my chili through a length of surgical tubing

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Fritos imo. Oyster crackers are for clam chowder but are still chili-acceptable. If I ever see you with saltines in your god-damned chili then good. My pimp hand needs regular exercise anyway.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Cornbread with honey and butter is the dessert that a good chili deserves.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Chili is a topping, it doesn't need toppings. This is crazy talk.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Buttery croutons

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

...and the pitch! posted:

Chili is a topping, it doesn't need toppings. This is crazy talk.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Fritos onions jalapeños

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Gonna go with oyster crackers, Bob.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
i like to put corn in the chili itself and top it with raw broccoli at serving time.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
c incinnati chili sounds like an abomination imho

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A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Nathilus posted:

Fritos imo. Oyster crackers are for clam chowder but are still chili-acceptable. If I ever see you with saltines in your god-damned chili then good. My pimp hand needs regular exercise anyway.

Honkie alert

E;

Libelous Slander posted:

i like to put corn in the chili itself and top it with raw broccoli at serving time.


Kuato posted:

Gonna go with oyster crackers, Bob.


...and the pitch! posted:

Chili is a topping, it doesn't need toppings. This is crazy talk.

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