New MS Paint will revolutionize memes

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shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WC1Y4mdblk

http://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-10s-big-microsoft-paint-refresh-now-you-get-3d-objects-stickers-new-tools/

quote:

Microsoft has been working on a major refresh of its Paint app for Windows, which introduces support for 3D objects, stickers, and other tools for creatives.

A video demonstration and tutorial for the new Paint, found by Twitter user WalkingCat, details a complete overhaul and new features to support 3D creation, sharing 3D designs with a community of artists, and stickers.

The new app is currently only available to invited alpha testers but it may get a wider showing at Microsoft's upcoming Windows 10 event on October 26, according to Windows enthusiast site Thurrot.com. Microsoft watchers expect the company will unveil an all-in-one Surface PC and a possible Surface keyboard and mouse.

Goons, the world of memes and lovely ms paint edits may change forever! Soon we will be making memes in 3D!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvfiBdNOAso

While we await the revolution post some paint masterpieces.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 18:17

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# ? May 13, 2024 10:45

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Does it work on macs?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 19:11

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

I can't wait to make something like this 3d:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 19:15

Twerkteam Pizza: Sep 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Don't forget these gems!

# ? Oct 10, 2016 19:20

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

Jesus that lady's hair. That is what Microsoft's market research has yielded as being a "hip" haircut for the youngsters. Seriously gently caress you Microsoft.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 19:27

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Gimbal lock posted:

Jesus that lady's hair. That is what Microsoft's market research has yielded as being a "hip" haircut for the youngsters. Seriously gently caress you Microsoft.

hot take: maybe it's good that a technology company is focused on technology and sucks at being cool

instead of being focused on being cool and sucks at techology, like another technology company, I won't say its name but lets just say it rhymes with bapple

# ? Oct 10, 2016 19:30

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

The whole point of Paint is that it is extremely crude compared to serious image applications. That's the whole charm of it.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 19:52

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

AugmentedVision posted:

hot take: maybe it's good that a technology company is focused on technology and sucks at being cool

instead of being focused on being cool and sucks at techology, like another technology company, I won't say its name but lets just say it rhymes with bapple

Considering the source, I'm willing to bet that someone did some research on what kind of hair this lady should have in their video.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 20:23

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

personally i am looking forward to the sleek new version of notepad

# ? Oct 10, 2016 20:33

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Parallax Scroll posted:

personally i am looking forward to the sleek new version of notepad

I own an analog notepad

# ? Oct 10, 2016 20:59

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

"creatives"

# ? Oct 10, 2016 20:59

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Gimbal lock posted:

Jesus that lady's hair. That is what Microsoft's market research has yielded as being a "hip" haircut for the youngsters. Seriously gently caress you Microsoft.

Unfortunately that is the hairstyle that's really popular right now for men and women, gramps.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 21:02

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I made the switch to wordpad in 95 and was immediately overwhelmed, I hope that M$$$ ghas learnt from those mistakes.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 21:06

Roylicious: Feb 21, 2012; Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Gimbal lock posted:

Jesus that lady's hair. That is what Microsoft's market research has yielded as being a "hip" haircut for the youngsters. Seriously gently caress you Microsoft.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 23:34

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

# ? Oct 10, 2016 23:40

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

The third dimension is not a medium, it is a dimension.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 23:53

Think Thin!: Sep 17, 2006

F A G G

A N A L

# ? Oct 11, 2016 00:12

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

i didnt believe it but then i saw her haircut and knew it really would appeal to creative people like me

# ? Oct 11, 2016 00:15

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Matey posted:

# ? Oct 11, 2016 00:33

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

i believe in lady skrillex

# ? Oct 11, 2016 00:38

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

Humans can't even see 3D anyway, it's only our brains pretend to.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 01:36

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Gimbal lock posted:

Jesus that lady's hair. That is what Microsoft's market research has yielded as being a "hip" haircut for the youngsters. Seriously gently caress you Microsoft.

I think her hair is hot. It's the rest of her that is 'meh'.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 01:41

SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Gimbal lock posted:

Jesus that lady's hair. That is what Microsoft's market research has yielded as being a "hip" haircut for the youngsters. Seriously gently caress you Microsoft.

but undercuts are extremely trendy. They have been since, like, before 2012. :viggo:

You just outed yourself as one of those Gen Xers who are so out of it they still think frosted tips are cool.

Also if you don't like undercuts or any variation of them (even if they weren't "in"), you lack any traces of taste.

That being said, these new features look dope. I can't wait to make ironic shitpost memes in 3D. :unsmigghh: