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There used to be gifts But now they are all taken By haiku masters You may still post words Formatted five seven five Exercise your mind! --------------------------------------------- Craft up a haiku Make it extra special too You may win a gift A certificate For you to own and cherish Or give to a bud Pick out one topic Or maybe select them all Look out for the bold Crazy about CATS The INTERNET loves them all BYOB too! Don't like the topics? Can not describe a feline? Please, free-style your craft One cert for each bold Plus one more for the most love. Come join in and win!  New to the haikus? You just need to make a phrase And then count it out Five syllables here Seven then go on this line We do five again https://www.howmanysyllables.com/ Alternatively If you want to do it "right" Wiki-How, Brown Cow http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Haiku-Poem e. The bold did not show To belay any questions I made the words caps Actuarial Fables fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Oct 13, 2016 |
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My breath is baited I await wondrous words Each post is a gift |
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Oct 11, 2016 02:02
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the enemy knows disregard that I suck cocks the hill at midnight (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 11, 2016 02:11
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Battery life gone My tablet screen starts to dim I must post once more |
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Oct 11, 2016 02:16
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ephemeral guise avatar gives but a glimpse of shitposter's soul
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Oct 11, 2016 02:33
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Sleeping on the couch Sleeping on the floor and bed All it does is sleep |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:08
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I feel like a seal slick with sick posts but always be considerate. |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:08
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Things my cat has done: Poop. Fart. Meow. Eat. Fight. Once He got lost outside |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:10
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Fall wind curls, eddies Around my typing fingers Do I really notice? |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:14
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Charlie. Charlie. CAT WHY DON'T YOU loving LISTEN Pet him anyways |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:14
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Took him to the vet "He is special", said the vet My cat's retarded |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:17
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i flunked out posted:Charlie. Charlie. CAT
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Oct 11, 2016 03:18
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Fuzzy wuzzy face Chubby wubby snuggle puss Fucker just bit me |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:21
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eyes drop, glistening tracing letters on the screen "the forums are down"
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Oct 11, 2016 03:23
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drat i just cant stop sucking dick and masturba ting all day long |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:24
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sucking and sucking and lic king and sucking and slurping hell yeah dicks |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:24
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all the dicks are for me questions? |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:25
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Finding your life's path Many never unearth it I am glad for you |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:31
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Luvcow posted:eyes drop, glistening |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:32
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Yay! That was funny! Crap was it really . . I mean . . gently caress it! I'll hit Post.
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Oct 11, 2016 03:35
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Yay! That was funny! An hour I spent Making my first thread for ya'll Worried it would stink. Then my brain did say In the nicest, chillest way BYOB, friend |
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Oct 11, 2016 03:45
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Comfortable times A thousand friendly faces Whispering 
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Oct 11, 2016 05:20
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fur mimicking leaves as claws puncture furniture cute little bastards |
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Oct 11, 2016 05:42
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got my baby back baby back baby back chill eee's baby back ribs |
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Oct 11, 2016 05:43
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go to bed early? but the night is still so young I'd rather
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Oct 11, 2016 06:04
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The Internet's out But BYOB don't doubt I will keep posting ---------------- |
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Oct 11, 2016 06:28
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The cats fluffy tail Swings all about like a flail He pounces and fails ---------------- |
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Oct 11, 2016 06:30
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Friend very obsessed Telling me to do one thing Google "caracal" |
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Oct 11, 2016 10:00
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The yob wakes up, Posts on the forums, Fluffie is pleased.
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Oct 11, 2016 14:21
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<3 
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Nug. Nug. Nug Again! The toughest Halloween game Yobbin' for apples. |
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Oct 11, 2016 14:26
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blackness flows, gurgling sugar stirred, cream is swirling my morning coffee 
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Oct 11, 2016 14:33
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Back to the rear end please Big stupid retard I love sicking dick And M-A-S-T-U-R+B-A-T-I-N+G |
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Oct 11, 2016 14:41
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feed me feed me feed me feed me feed me feed me no i hate this food
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Oct 11, 2016 15:19
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Jerkin off Thats it -haiku by me put this in ur sig id you agree |
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Oct 11, 2016 15:24
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tiny computer thread on front page, sweet triumph we are quite the fools |
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Oct 11, 2016 15:29
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No Trespassing. (4/ 17 of a haiku- Richard Brautigan) |
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Oct 11, 2016 15:30
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Pet Island agrees a strange pet on your doorstep let the cat inside
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Oct 11, 2016 15:30
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what is a haiku like, seriously what is a haiku my friend?
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Oct 11, 2016 15:57
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my posting isn't that good I could be Goku but I can't I'm funny on the inside
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Oct 11, 2016 16:03
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cannot count correctly I can't identify a syllable did I do it right?
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