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Manifisto


bev-rage? bev-e-rage?
bev-rage bev-e-rage bev-rage
bev . . . gently caress it. sord? sword?

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Actuarial Fables

MrWillsauce posted:

cannot count correctly
I can't identify a syllable
did I do it right?

What matters the most
Is that you tried your very best (oops)
And maybe had fun

Actuarial Fables fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Oct 11, 2016

Actuarial Fables

In thirty-six hours
I will give certificates
To four clever yobs

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Mine is not an entry,
I just added the author's
Name for syllables

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Richard Brautigan
Was an author I wish more
People read. He's good.

City of Glompton

web just ate two haiku
can't believe it did that, wow
have to rewrite them

:(


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

death sext


City of Glompton posted:

web just ate two haiku
can't believe it did that, wow
have to rewrite them

:(

sorry for your loss
don't give up; you can do it
I believe in you


ArfJason
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
A dying daughter,
the memories shall remain.
Sorrow and pain, too.

Historical Wizards


Saw this thread last night
Haiku bounding through my dreams
Poetry nightmares


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

ArfJason
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
The blind man is lost.
In the blacklight wonderland;
I love to suck dick.

FluffieDuckie

Arf, i think you're swell
I hope you find some dicks to
Suck soon. Love, Duckie

ps thank you for
coming to visit us here
in byob


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

MrWillsauce

you can suck my dick
Arf, you can suck it any time
I'm happy to help

:)



Historical Wizards


Adorable cat
Meows playfully with joy
I pet the kitty

That was a mistake
Eyes turn red, nose runs, mind fogs
Stop being cute cat!


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Hallowed be the ween,
the baby is green,
mother milk good.

<3 <3 Vanisher

klingon
ate a banana.
let the peel sit. watched it for
hours. wait, no. for days.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Sun rises high,
The lotus blossom,
Shadows flee.

<3 <3 Vanisher

vanisher

A hammock kitty
Gently sways in the corner
In a chill forum

Is the background blue?
It could be purple I guess
Either way, looks good

Multiple Haikus...
Is it against the thread's rules?
Forgiveness assumed



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

FluffieDuckie

vanisher posted:

A hammock kitty
Gently sways in the corner
In a chill forum

Is the background blue?
It could be purple I guess
Either way, looks good

Multiple Haikus...
Is it against the thread's rules?
Forgiveness assumed

:love:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

vanisher

A vampire duck
Replies to my post with love?
A humbled reply

Tapping my fingers
To figure out syllables...
Don't judge me harshly



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Lawrence Gilchrist

An offering to
'yob delivered in earnest
carrying my love.

Her high clear voice when
I turn my monitor on
Echoes in my heart.

Lawrence Gilchrist

Your last photo, neck
Stretched, limbs that kneaded me, is
On your small tombstone.

social vegan



'pon beaded carseat
I feel pain, I feel pleasure
My honda sucks poo poo

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
clean white sheets, pillows
with a switch swathed in darkness
good night Internet

Lawrence Gilchrist

Penis is spinning, a
Counter silently ticking.
I yearn to see face.

social vegan



Keep all the lights off
Pray before the sweet release
Gah, hit the seat again

Lawrence Gilchrist

Is the brown soft serve
For show, like Cetaphil come?
That I care is wrong.

Lawrence Gilchrist

I dream of my head
Entering the fabled hole.
Kirk's stretched rectal ring.

Lawrence Gilchrist

Omegaverse is
A world where your faves are wolves
Knocked up sluts with dicks

Manifisto


rosy ic'd pastry
prismatic leap through starfields
this kitten roars "nyan"

vanisher

Bored at home alone?
View something awful dot com
Fun not guaranteed



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Piso Mojado

like an autumn wind,
posting with good buds and friends
will always be chill

Piso Mojado

see that cloud over there
the one shaped like a penis
no the other one

the unabonger
wanted to make posts
Chaz asleep on my laptop
posted this on phone

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
why did the chicken
cross the road? to get to the
other side fart butt

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Stupid thirsty dog,
Drinks water...
Toilet bowl.

<3 <3 Vanisher

social vegan



Piso Mojado posted:

like an autumn wind,
posting with good buds and friends
will always be chill

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Your last photo, neck
Stretched, limbs that kneaded me, is
On your small tombstone.

:unsmith:

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Actuarial Fables

The sun is rising
How long have I been surfing
On the world wide net?

my wheelhouse

by FactsAreUseless
All the bad things are
Good and all the good things are
Actually bad things

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ghosthorse

...you forget so easily...
My cat hops around,
His long ears and big feet fly,
poo poo, he's a rabbit.


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