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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Physics goon here. Haven't seen the scene, but jumping a car without a ramp is a real bad idea. When your front wheels leave the surface, the car starts rotating, since it's only supported by the back wheels. By the time the back wheels clear, the car has acquired a significant angular momentum. While in flight it will continue rotating until it lands. Depending on how long the flight is, this can be A.) bad or B.) really bad. Since it was horizontal initially, it will be tilted forward when it lands, and therefore land radiator-first instead of on its wheels. Assuming you make it into the other skyscraper at all, which you probably won't because skyscrapers don't have enough space to get up a good speed, you're gonna crash your car.

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