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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Popy posted:

Zeke is goin down :twisted:

Clay Matthews is gonna horse collar the gently caress outta him.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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shyduck posted:

http://deadspin.com/the-chargers-are-mad-at-their-kicker-for-a-stupid-reaso-1787674910

The Chargers are mad at their kicker because he had a laugh with Janikowski after the game, because everything is a dumb and bad piss cauldron

I wish I could like the Chargers. They've got cool colors, cool players, and SA2k isn't bad either. But every single time this loving clown car of a team is in the news it's for something petty and childish. I hate them so much.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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CyberPingu posted:

The shock hes going to get when Hardy realises he has to fight men

I bet Miko Grimes could beat the poo poo out of any one of us.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Kaepernick is a Ferrari

Unamerican?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Not surprised most goons have never been in a locker room

I'm surprised you could hear anything through the walls of your locker.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Chichevache posted:

I'm surprised you could hear anything through the walls of your locker.


Ok. I'm in great position now. *looks down*

Alaois posted:

they've got those little vents in front so he could hear all the names they were calling him

:stonklol: Oh he really went there? He's usually pretty sharp. Oh well, it's time for him to get burned.


Hey, Alaois. How do you know? :smug:



edit
Credit to Darius Slay for writing that.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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wandler20 posted:

I think someone posted the transcript of this but the video is even better.

https://twitter.com/ItsToluNotTulu/status/786554860288241664

I wish we had both Bennetts. :allears:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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What's worse: the eternal frustration of not having a franchise QB, or the realization that you found one and he's being ruined by an incompetent team?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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GaussianCopula posted:


Does it make you sad that the greatest achievement/last Super Bowl win of your team happened when Nixon was president?

Does it make you sad that the greatest achievement in NFL history happened 30 years before your team was even relevant?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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That thread is already a goldmine.



Speak of the devil...

fsif posted:

I still stand by every one of my predictions, including the one about Bradford getting benched in favor of Chase Daniel.

:mediocre:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

"I'm undecided"

*shills for company whose dealt with multiple sexual assault scandals and whose CEO is a misogynistic, reporter-intimidating dickhead*

:jerkbag:

They were going to ask him to say something nice about Uber, but he just launched into a meandering rant about how nice their kids were.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:

That look on his face is the look of someone who never really got "it."

Also, as others have pointed out, if you are "undecided" in October then you are just an attention whore anyway.

Maybe Ken Bone just really isn't sure how he feels about bounties on anyone with one drop?



I agree with you

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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This was some Bill Belichick, long con, fifth dimensional chess with quarks and poo poo. Kubiak was like "huh, I take a week long vacation and the Chargers keep Mike McCoy for another season? Guess I feel a bit of pain in my chest.":snoop:

Congrats on two easy wins next season, LMAO.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Leon Einstein posted:

He looks skittish in the pocket. Last week he had all day to throw, yet he still started scrambling in the pocket almost immediately. I don't think his physical skills have diminished, but he's not in the same mentally right now. His peak cold as ice moment was when they were playing the Giants about 5 years ago, and Eli had just thrown a TD for the lead with a minute and some change left, and Rodgers didn't look fazed in the least. He drove like 70 yards in like 15 seconds. I don't think he has confidence in his receivers anymore either.

Could you say that he's distracted by something and needs to focus on the game more?


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Chichevache fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Oct 14, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Leon Einstein posted:

I don't think it is physical; he's still making amazing throws. His decision making seems to have regressed.

He must not be getting enough time in the film room. Something else must be sapping his dedication to football.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Its Blue Friday, reminder to all the 12s out there dont forget to sport your wilson and 12th fan jerseys

:barf:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Febreeze posted:

He knows too many people aren't ready for his outing

He wouldn't want to be a distraction to his team like Kaepernick is. :jerkbag:

I'm do tired of "sports journalism" talking points. :negative:


Those shoes rock.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Pops Mgee posted:

I still love Rodgers, but the more I hear about him the more he sounds like an insufferable douche.
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/gunslinger-brett-favre-aaron-rodgers-feud-jeff-pearlman-excerpt/

Jesus Christ what a douche.


And getting psyched about your Wonderlic Score is idiotic. Ezekiel Elliott scored a 33 and he doesn't even know how to wear a shirt.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Azhais posted:

"Only 35? Fitzpatrick got a 50 you know."

I looked it up. He only got a 48.



Febreeze posted:

Disagree, Favre seems like redneck fun who might not care about you until you ramp a tractor off a pig like him but Rodgers seems insincere and snobbish who will pretend to like you but really thinks your nothing.

Smart people who like to show off how smart they are are just the worst.

And yet here we all are, posting together on Something Awful because talking to the average NFL fan is gross and unpleasant. Elitists aren't too bad, as long as we all keep together in our own ghetto of useless knowledge. :glomp:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Maybe Rodgers was never good at all, just lucky.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Pops Mgee posted:

Why couldn't Seneca Wallace succeed in Green Bay then?

Too hip hop.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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This photo must be from training camp, because he looked fat as poo poo against the Giants.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Leon Einstein posted:

Nah, that's a post haircut pic, so it's recent.

:stare:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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WHOOPS posted:

so how come he look so fat in uniform :confused: :confused: :confused:

Right? He looked close to 255-260 on the field the other day.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Mark Sanchez knowing how bad he is at football makes me realize he probably thinks Butt Fumble is hilarious too


And now Mark Sanchez is a favorite of mine.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Brockenstein posted:

The Texans are going to get embarrassed in prime time as usual

Should have been flexed out for Hawks Falcons.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I'm pretty hyped for the Packers' all-white Color Rush unis for some reason

Sounds about right

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Oh yeah congrats on not having to face one of the only 2 good QBs the Pats have to face on their entire schedule. As per usual.

Imagine the Seahawks or Packers playing in the AFC instead.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Seahawks 14-2
Packers 8-8

Seahawks are in the South, Packers are in the East?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:

I think the answer to bad primetime games is to only schedule divisional games during primetime but also to never schedule AFCS games ever.

Make the #1 overall team, the Vikings, the primetime game every Sunday. Problem solved.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Championship belt prime time games. The winner of the previous week's gets to have that day of prime time until someone else takes it from them.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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GDT is up
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3794586

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

Don't worry, Eifert Posting will be along with clips of other people stepping on things any minute.

e: haha, poor EP will never live that down.

Ndamukong Suh stepped on Wilson's ankle in week 1. It was totally accidental and I don't think Suh is dirty. Not dirty like Burfict is.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Burfict is gonna get what's coming to him soon enough.

He might cause lasting harm to someone before that.

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