NFL Week 6 N/V: Manhoods out for Mariota

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Brockenstein posted:

I never got any twitter followers from any of the times I split the seat of my pants

Did you fart after you split them? Are you Jerry/Larry/Terry from Parks and Rec?

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 14:52

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wandler20 posted:

So Greg Hardy says he is putting his NFL career on hold to pursue a career in MMA.

I want someone to gently caress him up so bad.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 15:58

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Blitz7x posted:

Have the Patriots ever had a bottom 10 graded Oline in the Brady era

No because they're all allowed to hold without getting flagged.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 18:53

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Wes thinks he's reading menu right there.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 19:35

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Decker just got put on IR.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 16:06

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Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/786232154329972736

lol Tom Brady is worthless

"Grab 'Em by the Pussy" is a motto that Brady lives by.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 17:08

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a new study bible! posted:

More like grab them by the Tom Brady lol am I right?

You are.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 17:10

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Chilichimp posted:

Wait, what'd he do?

edit:

Oh, he forced 2 turnovers in the final 2 minutes of the 4th quarter.

Yeah the Eagles lost so it's a lost season.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 17:23

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https://twitter.com/JPFinlayCSN/status/786278192491405312

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 20:10

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NattyBo posted:

Ugh this is his 6th concussion including college. It would really suck for the Skins but I couldn't blame him if he retires early

I read it was 6 concussions in 6 years. Was it one per year or did he get like 2 in a season when he was having his breakout year?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 21:22

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Chichevache posted:

I'm surprised you could hear anything through the walls of your locker.

Bwahahahahaha

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 21:52

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Metapod posted:

Dak is not better than Mariota

Does anyone say Dicks out for Mariota?

I rest my case.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 20:02

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Gynecolojustice posted:

Manhoods out for Mariota

Don't you make this a thing!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 20:13

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Cavauro posted:

i would choose to hang out with don majkowski, and satan

Look man, Bill Belicheck doesn't want to hang out with you.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 22:59

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kiimo posted:

So you're telling me Olivia Munn's going to be there but you'd rather pal around the farm with dickpic

Hahahahahaha

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 23:12

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a neat cape posted:

WRs and QBs begging/calling for flags is the dumbest thing and should be flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct if they do it

Please remind me again Ross...

Is a certain Mr. Philip Rivers a professional football player in the Quarterback position?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 18:54

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Kalli posted:

Can't say I'm too sad about that. I'm gonna be on hotel wifi in Hong Kong though so I'm pretty iffy to actually get to see the game. Unless I can find a sports bar that's open all night

I'm sure there's something open in Hong Kong.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 20:28

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