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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Me hitting the 9, me hitting the 1, then you slapping the phone out of my hand because getting served burnt macaroni isn't worth calling emergency services.

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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

When I fight, there's two hits. Both of them are bong hits because confrontation makes me very anxious and I can only cope if I've got a slight buzz started.

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Hit 1: your voice hitting a higher decibel level
Hit 2: my tears hitting the ground because yelling scares me

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Me hitting "ctrl+H" and you never forgetting to hit "ctrl+shift+n" again

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

me and you my friend, just taking a walk in the mountains bullcrapping and looking for malachite. can you find the two hidden "hits" in that sentence??

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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Me hitting the streets to look for clues while you hit the library to research news articles from a decade ago

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