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As you may or may not know, during Sundays US Presidential Debate a certain chubby red sweater clad undecided voter named Ken Bone asked the candidates about energy policy. He became an Internet sensation, the media regarded him as "everything that is right in America". Appearing on TV and about to sell t-shirts, he was even slated to be on Jimmy Kimmel. But it all came crashing down for Mr. Bone last night as he did a AmA on Reddit as user "StanGibson18". That's right. He used his personal account for his AmA. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/57dw9a/im_american_citizen_undecided_voter_loving/ The reddit mob immediately picked apart his history and found gems like this: He is also a fan of Pregnancy porn, ("beautiful human submarines") and has had a vasectomy, but don't worry, he's volume is the same!
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:35 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 01:11 |
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he p obviously has a bunch of children's skeletons buried under his house
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:37 |
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lmbo holy poo poo
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:39 |
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Lmbo what a doofus.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:40 |
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would it have been better if he said that he hated her butthole?
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:41 |
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So Ken Bone saw Hope Solo's butt hole, too? Nice....
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:41 |
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huh I'm shocked that the fat redditor undecided voter is human garbage shocked
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:41 |
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Blue Train posted:he p obviously has a bunch of children's skeletons buried under his house This was my thought too. This year has been exceedingly bizarre, it's only fitting that the cuddly red sweater man is secretly loathsome
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:42 |
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and here we all were doing the "Big Bone Slam" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgIQcE7fez4
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:43 |
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quote:When questioned about some of his comments, Bone responded, "I'm not running for president. I can say whatever I want."
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:44 |
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Hogge Wild posted:would it have been better if he said that he hated her butthole? God no. Who doesn't like a good butt hole?
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:45 |
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http://people.com/style/presidential-debate-ken-bone-posts-photo-of-olive-suit/quote:“I had this really lovely olive suit that I was going to wear, and I split the seat of my pants as I was getting into my car to leave to my debate. I swear to you: Sweater was plan B.”
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:49 |
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Hope Solo is kind of a butthole up top too
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:50 |
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Poor Ken Bone I feel bad for him
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:51 |
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Hey pregnant women are beautiful too ... and need a good pummeling balls deep every now and again
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:52 |
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rear end cobra posted:Poor Ken Bone I feel bad for him I do too
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:53 |
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I do not and am passively encouraging the social castration of a human being.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:55 |
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He's only 34. He looks 15 years older than that.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:55 |
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Leon Einstein posted:He's only 34. He looks 15 years older than that. Holy poo poo, 34?!
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:55 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Hey pregnant women are beautiful too ... and need a good pummeling balls deep every now and again Hector Beerlioz posted:I do too
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:57 |
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I FINALLY REALIZED WHO THIS GOOBER REMINDED ME OF
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:57 |
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He's a loving undecided voter. If you're undecided when Trump is one of your choices, you're a shithead.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:01 |
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The most important thing we've learned is that even after getting his balls snipped, Ken Bone is still shootin' ropes.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:02 |
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sounds like a normal dude tbh i dont get the hate lol @ fraud tho
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:04 |
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what's his username on sa?
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:04 |
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an average person with average person opinions and stories. Riveting.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:06 |
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momerath posted:what's his username on sa? bigpeeler
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:07 |
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at all the people going on about how normal he is.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:09 |
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momerath posted:what's his username on sa? It's me
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:10 |
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Nothing wrong with pregnant porn. It's actually beautiful in its way
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:10 |
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mind the walrus posted:at all the people going on about how normal he is. he's a dilweed to be sure, he's just not a dilweed in any new or exciting ways.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:12 |
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artificially stocked lake posted:huh I'm shocked that the fat redditor undecided voter is human garbage He said pretty women were pretty and that he printed up some fake insurance documents. I think you're blowing this out of proportion. If its the zimmerman thing, A) He called him a shitbird B) According to a Washington Post poll, only 40% of people think the shooting was "Unjustified". So you're gonna be hating a lot of people if thats the hill you're gonna die on. MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Oct 14, 2016 |
# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:15 |
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mind the walrus posted:at all the people going on about how normal he is. Your right it's extremely scandalous that this adult male has bad opinions about some things and likes to cum.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:15 |
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mind the walrus posted:I FINALLY REALIZED WHO THIS GOOBER REMINDED ME OF
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:15 |
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I wonder if he realizes he only got his 15 minutes of fame because of how ugly and stupid he is. it made him endearing, like a newborn baby bird
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:18 |
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He said his wife was hot, wheres the pics
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:18 |
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On the other hand, what kind of degenerate has 'StanGibson18' as their username if their name isn't actually Stan Gibson.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:19 |
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Carmant posted:I wonder if he realizes he only got his 15 minutes of fame because of how ugly and stupid he is. it made him endearing, like a newborn baby bird If only you were a little uglier you could be endearing too
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:20 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:On the other hand, what kind of degenerate has 'StanGibson18' as their username if their name isn't actually Stan Gibson.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:21 |
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Nothing wrong with appreciating a fine lady's balloon knot.
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