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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
As you may or may not know, during Sundays US Presidential Debate a certain chubby red sweater clad undecided voter named Ken Bone asked the candidates about energy policy.
He became an Internet sensation, the media regarded him as "everything that is right in America".


Appearing on TV and about to sell t-shirts, he was even slated to be on Jimmy Kimmel.

But it all came crashing down for Mr. Bone last night as he did a AmA on Reddit as user "StanGibson18". That's right. He used his personal account for his AmA.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/57dw9a/im_american_citizen_undecided_voter_loving/
The reddit mob immediately picked apart his history and found gems like this:






He is also a fan of Pregnancy porn, ("beautiful human submarines") and has had a vasectomy, but don't worry, he's volume is the same!

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

he p obviously has a bunch of children's skeletons buried under his house

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

lmbo holy poo poo

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
Lmbo what a doofus.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
would it have been better if he said that he hated her butthole?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


So Ken Bone saw Hope Solo's butt hole, too? Nice....

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

huh I'm shocked that the fat redditor undecided voter is human garbage

shocked

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Blue Train posted:

he p obviously has a bunch of children's skeletons buried under his house

This was my thought too. This year has been exceedingly bizarre, it's only fitting that the cuddly red sweater man is secretly loathsome

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
and here we all were doing the "Big Bone Slam"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgIQcE7fez4

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

quote:

When questioned about some of his comments, Bone responded, "I'm not running for president. I can say whatever I want."
:dukedoge:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hogge Wild posted:

would it have been better if he said that he hated her butthole?

God no. Who doesn't like a good butt hole?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
http://people.com/style/presidential-debate-ken-bone-posts-photo-of-olive-suit/

quote:

“I had this really lovely olive suit that I was going to wear, and I split the seat of my pants as I was getting into my car to leave to my debate. I swear to you: Sweater was plan B.”

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Hope Solo is kind of a butthole up top too

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Poor Ken Bone I feel bad for him

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Hey pregnant women are beautiful too ... and need a good pummeling balls deep every now and again

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

rear end cobra posted:

Poor Ken Bone I feel bad for him

I do too

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I do not and am passively encouraging the social castration of a human being.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
He's only 34. He looks 15 years older than that.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Leon Einstein posted:

He's only 34. He looks 15 years older than that.

Holy poo poo, 34?!

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Hey pregnant women are beautiful too ... and need a good pummeling balls deep every now and again


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I FINALLY REALIZED WHO THIS GOOBER REMINDED ME OF

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
He's a loving undecided voter. If you're undecided when Trump is one of your choices, you're a shithead.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
The most important thing we've learned is that even after getting his balls snipped, Ken Bone is still shootin' ropes. :gizz:

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

sounds like a normal dude tbh i dont get the hate

lol @ fraud tho

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
what's his username on sa?

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

an average person with average person opinions and stories. Riveting.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

momerath posted:

what's his username on sa?

bigpeeler

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

:lol: at all the people going on about how normal he is.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

momerath posted:

what's his username on sa?

It's me

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Nothing wrong with pregnant porn. It's actually beautiful in its way

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

:lol: at all the people going on about how normal he is.

he's a dilweed to be sure, he's just not a dilweed in any new or exciting ways.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

artificially stocked lake posted:

huh I'm shocked that the fat redditor undecided voter is human garbage

shocked

He said pretty women were pretty and that he printed up some fake insurance documents. I think you're blowing this out of proportion.


If its the zimmerman thing,

A) He called him a shitbird

B) According to a Washington Post poll, only 40% of people think the shooting was "Unjustified". So you're gonna be hating a lot of people if thats the hill you're gonna die on.

MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Oct 14, 2016

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

:lol: at all the people going on about how normal he is.

Your right it's extremely scandalous that this adult male has bad opinions about some things and likes to cum.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

mind the walrus posted:

I FINALLY REALIZED WHO THIS GOOBER REMINDED ME OF


Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I wonder if he realizes he only got his 15 minutes of fame because of how ugly and stupid he is. it made him endearing, like a newborn baby bird

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


He said his wife was hot, wheres the pics

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

On the other hand, what kind of degenerate has 'StanGibson18' as their username if their name isn't actually Stan Gibson.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Carmant posted:

I wonder if he realizes he only got his 15 minutes of fame because of how ugly and stupid he is. it made him endearing, like a newborn baby bird

If only you were a little uglier you could be endearing too

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Plebian Parasite posted:

On the other hand, what kind of degenerate has 'StanGibson18' as their username if their name isn't actually Stan Gibson.
He was being stealthy so no one would suspect it was the Bone Zone the entire time.

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Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Nothing wrong with appreciating a fine lady's balloon knot.

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