- kecske
- Feb 28, 2011
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it's round, like always
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I've had a boil on my taint for a few days and its been bugging the gently caress out of me. It hurt to sit, it hurt to poo poo, it hurt to do a lot of things.
I tried scrubbing the area with alcohol, and then poking a pin through it, but it wasn't working. First squatting over a mirror and then propping the mirror up on a hamper full of dirty laundry.
I tried the boiling bottle technique, but I don't think I was patient enough.
So, today I had a great idea. I got out the antiseptics, and disinfectants, and the alcohol, and the vacuum. Its a Hoover wind tunnel since someone will ask.
The first shot I didn't quite get it centred where I wanted it but it was still over the mark. Even though it was on that spot for maybe half a second there was still evil juices flowing from my taint. When I got it centred properly, and left it for several seconds I could practically feel the magic as the juices were flowing from my body and into the vacuum hose, coating the inside of it. I'm going to have a hard time making my vacuum not look like a crime scene. But relief is upon me!!
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- King of Bees
- Dec 28, 2012
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Gravy Boat 2k
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I've had a boil on my taint for a few days and its been bugging the gently caress out of me. It hurt to sit, it hurt to poo poo, it hurt to do a lot of things.
I tried scrubbing the area with alcohol, and then poking a pin through it, but it wasn't working. First squatting over a mirror and then propping the mirror up on a hamper full of dirty laundry.
I tried the boiling bottle technique, but I don't think I was patient enough.
So, today I had a great idea. I got out the antiseptics, and disinfectants, and the alcohol, and the vacuum. Its a Hoover wind tunnel since someone will ask.
The first shot I didn't quite get it centred where I wanted it but it was still over the mark. Even though it was on that spot for maybe half a second there was still evil juices flowing from my taint. When I got it centred properly, and left it for several seconds I could practically feel the magic as the juices were flowing from my body and into the vacuum hose, coating the inside of it. I'm going to have a hard time making my vacuum not look like a crime scene. But relief is upon me!!
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Oct 17, 2016 12:22
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- whoflungpoop
- Sep 9, 2004
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With you and the constellations
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same and no it's bizarre and unexplainable :/
look sometimes i like to be big spoon and while ive made peace with getting my legs farted on i draw the line at resting my face near some giant pink plague back bubole and if i see one that shits blowing up like the godfather
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Oct 17, 2016 12:30
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- bradzilla
- Oct 15, 2004
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I pick the whiteheads and blackheads off my rear end zits
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Oct 17, 2016 12:35
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- Zzulu
- May 15, 2009
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(â°ËvËâ°)
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I had roids on my anus, twice
Very uncomfortable, also gross
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Oct 17, 2016 12:44
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- Teikanmi
- Dec 16, 2006
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by R. Guyovich
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Pus literally smells worse than raw rear end.
i like to take my pus and then rub it betwixt my thumb and forefinger and then make it all nice and spread out and dry and then huff that poo poo
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