2017 The NFC East: Home of Super Bowl Champions Philadelphia Eagles

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deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

They won�t need to. Someone is gonna make a sign comparing Wentz to Jesus and upon seeing it Carson will feel like he�s leading the flock astray so he�ll quit football and start a youth ministry.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 15:21

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 10:37

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

For real the NFL needs more outspoken satanists to balance all this Christianity. I�m feeling oppressed because my dark lord isn�t fairly represented.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 17:33

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

If the eagles win the Super Bowl I will get a Jesus tattoo to balance out my baphomet tattoo. This is a :toxx:

that I don�t need to worry about too much.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 00:01

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

it'll be sad to see how quickly eagles fans turn on wentz when he slides into just being a Decent quarterback

If you actually watched him play you'd realize how dumb this statement is. Wentz doesn't slide into anything.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 16:46

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

NotWearingPants posted:

Cowboys are #1:

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/942785361058680832

Lol Dan Snyder you cheap gently caress.

I want this to be a whole article with pictures next year. It�s too funny to be just a list.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 23:47

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I didn�t watch the game. How close did Jerry Jones get to dying?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 01:51

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Carson Wentz is a lot more likeable if you pretend he doesn't exist outside of throwing a football.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 16:26

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

LethalGeek posted:

There is a 0% chance this team is going to go anywhere in the playoffs

This is technically correct since the eagles have secured home field throughout the playoffs.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2017 06:21

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Is Kaep really actually any good? As much as I enjoy actions that screw with Trump for a laugh, he just strikes me as entirely mediocre with his shtick to give him notoriety.

I mean if Foles gets injured, sure there isn�t much you can do worse at that point.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0cUTXwr-k

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 00:45

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

That is reasoning I can accept.

You should really watch that video though because it breaks down exactly why he�s good using actual statistics.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 00:52

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Big Dick Nick and Coach Dougie Phresh have been playing possum to not give up any of their super secret plans in games that didn�t matter. They�re gonna come out firing on all cylinders and win the Superb Owl.

This is what I tell myself to feel better.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 14:06

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

The best case scenario is that an unfortunate series of injuries causes the eagles to sign Kaep just in time for the NFCCG, which he wins handily, proving all doubters and haters wrong. Then he goes on to win the Super Bowl, kneels on the Lombardi trophy, and pisses on the flag as fireworks go off in the background.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 14:16

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

edit - wrong thread

uhh, go birds

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 16:04

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

axeil posted:

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/952155788688080897

Yes yes yes gently caress yes yes yes yes yes

Brian Dawkins owns. I am so hype now!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 18:15

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

#blessed

# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 01:46

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Foles in the second half looked v good

# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 02:10

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Can�t wait for this to get brought up every time we play the Broncos

# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 14:24

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

All doggos are good boys so it follows logically that all doggo masks are good masks.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 23:15

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Good morning goons!

https://twitter.com/Fox9Sports/status/955069655479128064

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 15:54

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

exploded mummy posted:

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2017/05/22/watch-italian-market-grease-pole-competition/

This was literally my first thought when I posted the tweet. South Philly has been practicing for this all their lives. Greasing the poles isn't a deterrent - It's a challenge.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 19:18

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I�m watching the Flyers and I just cracked my first beer. It�s a good day gentlemen!

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 20:18

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I need to buy a fletcher cox jersey.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 03:12

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I am super happy but I am also super sad because I am gonna be in Vietnam during the Super Bowl. I hope I can find an expat bar in Da Nang.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 03:18

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Presented without comment.

https://v.redd.it/h9f6wnn3sib01/DASH_600_K

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 12:59

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urv4Tqo4p7Q

Merrill Reese is a national treasure.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 19:09

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Flip side of the question, is there anyone who we need to worry about leaving to get paid elsewhere when the eagles win the SB?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 19:26

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I�m counting out touchdown tom. Eagles gonna win dis.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 18:37

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Trade Foles and start Sudafed if you have to. Getting good value for Foles is a smart move.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 12:01

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

No. Doom & gloom is funny because Your bullshit owner hosed himself out of retaining Cousins and paid the price for an old stop gap.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 15:17

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

This is a pretty good article breaking down how the Alex Smith trade changes things.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/22271779/winners-losers-alex-smith-trade-kansas-city-chiefs-washington-redskins-2018-nfl-offseason

quote:

Cousins is about to become the highest-paid player in the history of the NFL, and the numbers are going to be staggering. This kind of opportunity -- the ability to acquire a franchise quarterback in his prime without having to give up a draft pick -- comes around once in a generation. The last guy who really came close was Drew Brees in 2006, and even then he was coming off of a torn labrum in his throwing shoulder (which famously led the Dolphins to pass on Brees, pushing him to the Saints). Peyton Manning was 36 and coming off of multiple neck surgeries in 2012. Cousins isn't a Hall of Famer, but he's healthier than both those guys were. This simply does not happen.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 15:54

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Foles throws 7 TDs and Fletcher Cox gets MVP. This is my dream.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 10:21

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Let�s loving go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdwqXQr-UFM

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 15:16

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Good morning from Da Nang, Vietnam. It�s 6:30am here and this statue is across the street from the bar where I�m watching.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 00:19

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Its 10am in Vietnam and I am drunk and crying. I love all of you.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 04:32

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I know Foles is gonna get traded now but should I buy a Foles Jersey???

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 05:44

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I�m still on vacation so I haven�t bought any merch yet. But I plan on spending a dumb amount when I get back.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 01:30

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

oldgoatmon posted:

I read the whole season of the thread and it was a fun rollercoaster with a lot of good memories and really bad hot takes. NFC east rules and this year ruled especially hard.

Curious how this tattoo is coming along tho

hahaha loving hell

I guess I'll figure it out this weekend

# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 10:37

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

At first I was thinking I�d get the Wentz Christ that somebody has as their avatar but I feel like that downplays the significance of Big Dick Nick, which is why I put up the :toxx:

Now I�m thinking I should get Foles and Wentz with Jesus looming above them both.

I�m gonna talk to my buddy and get him to draw something appropriately dumb for me.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 14:24

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Are high school youth pastors required to carry guns in Trump�s America?

# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 22:13

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 10:37

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Wasn�t the Celek news expected? I was expecting it at least.

He was a great player though. I�m glad we finally got him a ring

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 19:46

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