2017 The NFC East: Home of Super Bowl Champions Philadelphia Eagles

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

the nfc east has always been the best division and always will

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 05:40

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:09

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

my favorite pff stat will always be rueben "not good enough for the eagles" randle grading as a top-20 receiver in 2014

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 21:44

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Another victory for the best division in football, the NFC East.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 17:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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Febreeze posted:

I know the rest of the post has jokes but I can't tell if this was one, please elaborate the difference

my guess would be accuracy is being able to spread the ball out over the field whereas precision is more about throwing into tight windows

# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 21:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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MrLogan posted:

NFCE combined record: 18-10-1. 0.638 winning %.
AFCW combined record: 20-11-0. 0.645 winning%.

12 > 7

kiss the rings bithc

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Nov 1, 2016

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 03:27

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I've always imagine Jersey as a whole is just Philadelphia stretched to cover an entire state.

you're close, that's southern new jersey

the other half is new york

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 23:33

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

#1-4 in the NFC East is coincidentally organized by the order of Lombardi Trophies

Things are as they should be

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 22:34

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

The Giants' secondary has single-handedly saved Reese's job. Excellent play all-around, particularly by the safeties.

Also, Andrew Adams is better than Nat Berhe.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 04:56

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

e: wrong thread

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 05:22

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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Another strong showing from the Best Division In Football�

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 22:09

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

a 31-year-old desean jackson is definitely what the eagles need

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 15:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

of all the players i expect to age gracefully, desean jackson is not one of them

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 15:28

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

my favorite nfc east playoff game was 2007, when the cowboys held the giants to 230 total yards and lost

patrick crayton, forever in my heart

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 22:05

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Cowboys had an amazing almost 15 minute drive that started at the end of the first quarter and carried all the way through the two minute warning. Giants scored in under a minute.

out of every giant game ive watched over the years, it was the one game i couldn't believe they pulled out. literally every break went the giants way.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 22:18

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

that's a 4-0 week, folks.

the best division in football is 24-11-1 on the year :dukedog:

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 05:43

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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b-minus1 posted:

the cowboys play 11 out of 16 games in prime time.
the eagles play 6 out of 16 games in prime time.
the eagles play 6 out of 16 games in prime time.
the giants play 8 out of 16 games in prime time.

gently caress the nfc east.

good teams get to play in primetime? how tragic

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 19:08

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

whole lot of AFC fans need to keep their irrelevant garbage out of this thread

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 19:55

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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I would expect the Giants point differential to skyrocket over the next two games, provided they don't do the typical Giants thing and lose against teams that have all but quit

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 03:26

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

michael crabtree was orders of magnitude better than nelson agholor in his second year, and that was with the magic tandem of alex and troy smith throwing him passes

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 18:09

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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the NFC East just keeps on winning :smuggo:

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 22:47

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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89 posted:

Cut all of our receivers. Cut Nelson Agholor twice. Keep Wentz, Ertz, Celek, Sproles, and the o-line and start over.

But for real, we have a favorable schedule ahead of us. We could easily win out.

Packers (home)
Bengals (away)
Redskins (home)
Ravens (away)
Giants (home)
Cowboys (home)

you have a strange definition of favorable

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 02:07

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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CyberPingu posted:

Id prefer a 1-3 with the Eagles being the only winning team

swing and a miss

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 05:47

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

congratulations to the eagles on being better than the teams that already beat them

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 06:07

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Point Differential by Division:

AFC East: +66 :parrot:

AFC North: -133 :barf:

AFC South: -103 :butt:

AFC West: +121 :clint:

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NFC East: +178 :dukedog:

NFC North: -74 :histdowns:

NFC South: +10

NFC West: -65 :geno:

It's good to be king.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 06:09

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

it seems relevant to mention blue squares is a cowboys fan

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 05:17

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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89 posted:

There is no division pride in the NFL.

The NFC East is the only good division, so it's the only division with division pride.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 05:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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Grittybeard posted:

This is pretty pathetic.

I'm being 100% serious.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 05:30

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

so, when does the favorable portion of the eagles schedule start

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 05:29

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

all fans of irrelevant teams please leave this thread

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 01:36

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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Chris James 2 posted:

You can't fool us, you only want this rule so the thread will be empty and/or closed when you're blown out of the playoffs

At least the Bengals posters weren't cowards and accepted their inevitability, I would hope the NFC East can behave similarly

this is the thread for insufferable morons like myself to gloat about their teams. if you want a thread for losers the afc south thread is calling

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 02:07

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

pro starcraft loser posted:

Its gonna suck when Djax goes back to Philly.

probably won't amount to much

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 22:51

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

Trey Burton, our third TE, was the second receiver of the game and our TE Zach Ertz was first. We need a WR. I love Jmatts but he should be the left receiver who's an occasional surprise weapon, not your main guy.

you need a wide receiver. i don't believe that you want a 31-year-old desean jackson

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 23:12

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

two-time super bowl mvp

https://twitter.com/mhenderson95/status/808172697087655936

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 06:06

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

if the cowboys wanted to get romo in there they'd have to start him immediately, which i wager they won't do

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 07:14

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

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blue squares posted:

He only needs one game before the playoffs to shake off the rust

he's going to need far more than a game to shake off not playing all year

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 07:26

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

FuriousxGeorge posted:

All I want is for the New Years Day game to have any meaning at all, even if it's just denying home field throughout or a bye for the Cowboys.

lloyd christmas had better odds

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 06:18

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Dustin Hopkins hooking an overtime chip shot might end up really loving them over. Wager they hope that Week 17 game is meaningless for New York.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 15:35

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Vince Lombardi is buried ten minutes from my house. The graveyard is across the street from a strip club.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 12:20

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Dez caught it though

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:30

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:09

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

the eagles aren't playing for anything

it's what john fox should have done :j:

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 22:26

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