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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

89 posted:

Cowboys fans are REAAAAAALLLY poopy.

everyone always poo poo on god's favorite team

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Febreeze posted:

Wentz is cooler and better than Dak

it's because wentz is white isn't it?

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

axeil posted:

end up paralyzed or forever hobbled.

it can happen to any football player

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Mr. Nice! posted:

DANNY WHITE is the best QB the cowboys have ever had.

Show me another QB that played all 4 downs.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Yodzilla posted:

When I was young and would watch the Eagles get demolished I would always fire up Tecmo Bowl/Madden/Quarterback Club '98 or whatever I had at the time and replay the game so the Eagles won to make myself feel better.

Did you ever lose and make yourself feel badder?

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

CyberPingu posted:

Burn it....burn it all down and start again..


Just make sure the DLine and Wentz are out of the building first

players who lose football games deserve to die

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

shyduck posted:

The key will be for people to catch the ball

gently caress scoring points

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

The NFC East is the least worst division in football.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

If the Eagles are a better team, why didn't they win?

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

The :420: guy that plays hangs with the Cowboys is somehow still around.

https://twitter.com/DMN_George/status/801462679185530880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

The team responsible for this happens to have no Lombardi trophies.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Alex Barron

incompetent fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Dec 8, 2016

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFA4RNLNVQ

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Chilichimp posted:

I know how to get around, read maps, and orient myself; but making GBS threads on navigators because "there will be ice storms" is pretty fuckin' lol.

You keep canned goods and clean water in your fall-out shelter too?

Remember The Scout Motto: BE PREPARED

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Mark Sanchez :barf:

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

a new study bible! posted:

Meanwhile the 'Boys picked up another woman beater, but he'll be good to play week 1.

He didn't beat the woman, the woman beat him.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

TheChirurgeon posted:

so what you're saying is that last year he put up those kind of numbers without trying very hard?

he could've gotten over 3,000 yards rushing if he wasn't so lazy

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

I dreamed the Cowboys were beating the Eagles 59-0

don't spoil the 2017 season for me

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013


If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

a new study bible! posted:

Carson is bad and has bad mechanics

trade for goff

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

oh no a football player did something bad

guess i''m not watching football again

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

I'm sorry, are you enjoying watching half of the goddamn team embarrass itself every offseason? Like, beyond just the decisions of the front office? I've got zero confidence in this organization to keep anybody out of trouble. Elliott can't seem to avoid controversy, our defense is a bad night away from becoming drugged up murderers, apparently, and even if it is the weakest poo poo ever even Dak has people accusing him of stuff.


Just once I'd like to start a season with 90% of our personnel ready to play and not on the verge of sitting out a quarter of the season. Pardon me for asking the Cowboys to clear such a high bar.

You're overreacting and saying it like the Cowboys are the only team that has these problems.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Also I heard he thinks the national anthem is a bad song and the American flag is poorly designed.

He probably has a confederate flag too.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Cowboys will get revenge by going 19-0

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Chichevache posted:

Now reverse it so he rises from the endzone

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

bring back the old thread title

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

stop hating on zeke, you fucks.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

No. He's an rear end.

but i told you to stop

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

thanks drew pearson

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

there is no way the eagles are gonna get to the super bowl when their offense got shut out by the cowboys d

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

NotWearingPants posted:

:lol:

awesome!

This is a great pic from that same twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/PHLEaglesNation/status/960528960034689024

this is fake. the eagles will never win the super bowl.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Play posted:

ugh... I'll, uh.... see myself out

don't do it, you have so much to live for.

quote:

:suicide:

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013


Get that heretical poo poo outta here.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

a new study bible! posted:

I'm interested in seeing how Zeke looks this year

fag

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Asproigerosis posted:

just cause the cowboys were last relevant in the 90s doesn't mean you have to insult like it's the 90s.

your gay

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

jason clap



jason smash

https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/986591172398403585

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

NotWearingPants posted:

All NFC East team, offense edition: http://www.phillyvoice.com/all-nfc-east-team-offense-edition/

It's a little Eagles heavy, but you know, they did WIN THE SUPER BOWL.



also, lol:

second team: saquon barkley :frogdowns:

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