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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I wish them happiness.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

imagine voting 1 in this thread

I don't have to. :hogwild:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
found the meme

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Gonzo McFee posted:

David Bowie is the best.

Nice to say after the fact, but we didn't appreciate what we had when we had it. Sure we all liked Space Oddity and Ziggy Stardust (and for a lot of y'all that means the tracks, and not the albums!) but ignored him the rest of the time, cuz we were to lazy at times to seek out things that didn't get airplay. He fell into disrepair. He spent an actual year with the loving Nine Inch Nails and we just let him! People say he's a once in a generation thing, but nope. No more Bowies. They're all gone.
And in that regard, excuse me if your statements ring hollow.

Oh but once again, congrats to the happy couple.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

ParanoidInc posted:

Nine inch nails are good

Before he died Johnny Cash lent his whiskey-cured old man voice to "Hurt" in very a somber, and seemingly emotionally honest tone and it was WEIRD AS HELL cuz he was giving it the kind of reverence that only a fourteen year old girl from 1996 who somehow has a Youtube channel ever should have.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
A co-worker of mine complained that Cash's rendition disrespected the material and he was trying to piggyback off a hotter act. I didn't know what the gently caress to say to him. Hell, I still don't.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AMReese posted:

Nattie doesn't want to hang around Tyson because he's too depressing.

Do you get, then, why people don't wanna hang around you?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Good. It should be buried with him.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Brock Lesnar posted:


AMReese ruined the Men Drinkin' Coffee's FFX-2 LP


What the hell is that? Sounds like a pretty advanced coffee.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Cash talk; I don't care. Paige and Alberto del Rio will have a beautiful wedding.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Why would he do that?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
It hardly seems appropriate at a wedding, though.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dario the Wop posted:

Bowie/wrestlingchat:



Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels

I notice you have nothing to say about Bowie that involves Bowie, so I'll politely ask you to stop.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Did they make the guest list public? Who got invited? Who got snubbed? :q:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Josuke Higashikata posted:

you say this like many of our women differ greatly from this

The best way to describe the British complexion is "damp" and "clammy". If you've ever been to Sea World and they let you pet the dolphins you'd notice a striking similarity to touching a British person. I personally like to put a towel down over my furniture before letting a British person sit down.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AMReese posted:

Uhhh... lowered expectations much?

I dunno, let's ask your parents if they know anything about that.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Some times I go a little too far, and get carried away. I apologies.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DoctorGonzo posted:

Pray for Paige.



RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I see no contradiction in Paige's statements.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

the appear to work for/own the whiskey distiller

Oh, so it was a good natured joke, and not some freak show in her mentions.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AMReese posted:

They're probably all people that act like they were born in different countries than their own. It would be weird.

It would be very weird if someone did that, AMReese.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The probability that they all do that in the comfort of their homes.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think he was...

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Like hell if I'm gonna stand by and let you pile on AMReese.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I think she was playing a character on tv, AMReese.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AMReese posted:

I know. That's why my joke earlier was that I wonder if her entire family does the same thing. Like they're all playing characters.

This is the correct position to take. No silly double downs. We're just here to tell jokes and talk about the big wedding.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Have they picked a florist?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Let's all speculate on the saddest aspects of a person's life as she goes through what should be the happiest moments of her life.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I wanna talk about weddings :(

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Not welding you big galoot!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The_Rob posted:

Cocaine is cooler and more fun than alcohol.

There are better stimulants, and hell, worse stimulants and they are all cheaper, Mister Fancy.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
"OOohhhh you shouldn't do those! Those are for The Poors and are probably dangerous" he said with a snoot full of powder that was cut five times before landing with his friend who knows a dealer.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

I bet they have a cash bar

Responsible.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

That DICK! posted:

Rock the cash bar

The Sharif don't like it.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The_Rob posted:

Hey man I know. All I'm saying is when someone busts out the coke now you know you are at a fun party.

Yeah they about to throw twenty sided dice all up in this bitch.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

WrasslorMonkey posted:

What do you think Paige's Dad would say if she married Rosa Mendes?

I dun knackered in me yarbles. Gypsies an' pakis in me kippers. Fookin legend.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Well, it ain't me. gently caress you Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Thanks for all the AIDS, jackass.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cubone posted:

My friend Keith would be like "my mom was watching judge judy" and we eventually learned to just let him leave it there.

Good, cuz that's a good enough reason in and of itself.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Super No Vacancy posted:

remember like the first four pages of this thread when everyone was like awww so sweet she proposed

I love weddings, and I'm optimistic that they will find happiness together.

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